@ Inverted: Not at all
5. the cake is a lie.
You shout 'TEH CAKE IS A LIES!!11!'.
You completely made a fool out of yourself, but you did what you wanted to do.
Everyone around you is now completely confused and staring at you.
You, a naked man randomly blurbing out weird sentences, and standing in fighint stance, just confused everyone around you.
Yet, you have no idea what to do right now.
Seriously, you haven't thought about what to do after you randomly blurbed out that sentence.
You didn't even think that it would work, let alone this silence would not be broken.
'Cough' the guy in with the blue hair, who seems to contol the women in 'death', coughs to break the silence.
His face has an aggrevated expression.
But you need to get out of here, but your widejump is only at level 6. There's no way you'd be able to get out of the cafe in one dash, let alone the people you leave behind wouldn't chase you.
But you take your chances, since attacking people naked leaves a bad first impression.
You dash with all of your might to a window in the cafe, but that was the only one not being broken.
So you exit the cafe being cut into almost 17 pieces (EXXAGERATION FOR THE WIN =D)
So, now your outside.
You feel your non-existant pockets for any sand of time, but there is none left.
'Sigh, no sand on exactly these moments.'
You see it's getting dark outside, and there are people looking at you, without any reason (Are you serious? No reason at all?
Suddenly, you see a woman walking towards you, wrapped in a decent amount of clothes.
You think that maybe she could share some with you, while you feel a robe landing onto you.
'Wha', you stop.
She looks at you with an expression you can't quite read.
Anyway, you are now decent, and now you should get away.
1. Thank the lade handing you the robe.
2. Dash away using your sanity points as fuel (Lose 5 sanity points, but you are safe if you don't search for a rematch).
3. Fall asleep.
4. OMFG ANEURYSM. You die. After all the things you did, you die of an aneurysm. Sadness ensues.
5. You discover you hadn't had anything to eat or to drink, and enter the cafe for a quick snack (somehow lose 3 sanity points, leaving you with 16/20 sanity points.)
Wow, I wrote a lot this time.
Also, what does OOC mean?