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Who has the biggest ass in Type-Moon (rear spoilers)

Unread postby Oolinthu » August 19th, 2009, 8:49 pm

As a companion to the "Who has the biggest chest in Type-Moon(Spoiler...maybe?)" thread, as so that it may never be said that Type-Moon only caters to one taste, I pose the following. Of all the TYPE-MOON characters, which among them have the most junk in the trunk? The biggest bedonkadonks? You may find this harder to research, but the results shall be worth it. I can say this with confidence because I know that, deep down, you want to know. You just haven't had the courage to find out.
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Re: Who has the biggest ass in Type-Moon (rear spoilers)

Unread postby Dark_Habit » August 19th, 2009, 9:15 pm

Mehh...I've never really bothered to "obeserve"of the such.
The only character's ass I've seen properly is Sakura's,in HF's first H-scene.

Oolinthu wrote:As a companion to the "Who has the biggest chest in Type-Moon(Spoiler...maybe?)" thread, as so that it may never be said that Type-Moon only caters to one taste, I pose the following. Of all the TYPE-MOON characters, which among them have the most junk in the trunk? The biggest bedonkadonks? You may find this harder to research, but the results shall be worth it. I can say this with confidence because I know that, deep down, you want to know. You just haven't had the courage to find out.


By the way,I don't know why, but your last statement sent a chill down my spine.
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Re: Who has the biggest ass in Type-Moon (rear spoilers)

Unread postby Keeper of Gil's Vault » August 19th, 2009, 9:29 pm

According to Fuyuki:

Tohsaka Rin

Height 159cm
Weight 47kg
B77, W57, H80

Rider

Height 172cm
Weight 57kg
B88, W56, H84

Caster

Height 163cm
Weight 51kg
B82, W57, H84

Saber

Height 154cm
Weight 42kg
B73, W53, H76

Matou Sakura

Height 156cm
Weight 46kg
B85, W56, H87

Mitsuzuri Ayako

Height 162cm
Weight 50kg
B83, W58, H83

Caren Hortensia

Height 156cm
Weight 40kg
B75, W54, H77

Bazett Fraga McRemitz

Height 172cm
Weight 58kg
B87, W55, H83

Leysritt

Height 162cm
Weight 52kg
B92, W58, H84

Sella

Height 163cm
Weight 49kg
B75, W58, H79

Fujimura Taiga

Height 165cm
Weight ???
B??, W??, H??

Himuro Kane

Height 156cm
Weight 48kg
B84, W56, H85

Saegusa Yukika

Height 155cm
Weight 39kg
B75, W57, H78

Illyasviel von Einzbern

Height 133 cm
Weight 34 kg
B61, W47, H62

Makidera Kaede

Height 163 cm
Weight 49 kg
B72, W56, H78

Sakura triumphs according to known data, but I think Berserker still wins.
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Re: Who has the biggest ass in Type-Moon (rear spoilers)

Unread postby solopy567 » August 19th, 2009, 10:15 pm

You got your data wrong. Leysritt has the biggest breast size out of all of them.

And wow, Bazett beat Rin????
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Re: Who has the biggest ass in Type-Moon (rear spoilers)

Unread postby Uberoy » August 19th, 2009, 11:38 pm

We're talking about how much every character have spent on their H (hip?) stat and according to this list Sakura is the winner.
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Re: Who has the biggest ass in Type-Moon (rear spoilers)

Unread postby Oolinthu » August 19th, 2009, 11:55 pm

Dark_Habit wrote:Mehh...I've never really bothered to "obeserve"of the such.
The only character's ass I've seen properly is Sakura's,in HF's first H-scene.

Oolinthu wrote:As a companion to the "Who has the biggest chest in Type-Moon(Spoiler...maybe?)" thread, as so that it may never be said that Type-Moon only caters to one taste, I pose the following. Of all the TYPE-MOON characters, which among them have the most junk in the trunk? The biggest bedonkadonks? You may find this harder to research, but the results shall be worth it. I can say this with confidence because I know that, deep down, you want to know. You just haven't had the courage to find out.


By the way,I don't know why, but your last statement sent a chill down my spine.


Sshhhh... it's okay, my sweet. Don't fight it.

Keeper of Gil's Vault wrote:
According to Fuyuki:

Tohsaka Rin

Height 159cm
Weight 47kg
B77, W57, H80

Rider

Height 172cm
Weight 57kg
B88, W56, H84

Caster

Height 163cm
Weight 51kg
B82, W57, H84

Saber

Height 154cm
Weight 42kg
B73, W53, H76

Matou Sakura

Height 156cm
Weight 46kg
B85, W56, H87

Mitsuzuri Ayako

Height 162cm
Weight 50kg
B83, W58, H83

Caren Hortensia

Height 156cm
Weight 40kg
B75, W54, H77

Bazett Fraga McRemitz

Height 172cm
Weight 58kg
B87, W55, H83

Leysritt

Height 162cm
Weight 52kg
B92, W58, H84

Sella

Height 163cm
Weight 49kg
B75, W58, H79

Fujimura Taiga

Height 165cm
Weight ???
B??, W??, H??

Himuro Kane

Height 156cm
Weight 48kg
B84, W56, H85

Saegusa Yukika

Height 155cm
Weight 39kg
B75, W57, H78

Illyasviel von Einzbern

Height 133 cm
Weight 34 kg
B61, W47, H62

Makidera Kaede

Height 163 cm
Weight 49 kg
B72, W56, H78

Sakura triumphs according to known data, but I think Berserker still wins.


To the point: it seems we have our winner. Our female winner, anyway. Good God, Leysritt's top-heavy. Where'd you get that data, anyway, Gil?

Though I must admit I'm surprised; I was actually expecting Rin to come out on top, if only because of that Heavens Feel dream sequence Shirou has, the one where he and Rin are doing it in the classroom, and she has this A-rank bedonkadonk, like she could give Vida Guerra, Buffy the Body, and Kim Kardashian a run for their money. Then again, that was a dream sequence, so it's possible that says more about Shirou than it does about Rin. Namely, Shirou's an ass man.

Edit: Alternatively, maybe it says the most about Rider. She likes 'em thick!

Do we have any data on the male characters?
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Re: Who has the biggest ass in Type-Moon (rear spoilers)

Unread postby abscess » August 20th, 2009, 1:11 am

Fuck YEAH!
I consider myself an ass man, and as a Sakura fan-boy, this makes me (f)happy! :D

Oolinthu wrote:Where'd you get that data, anyway, Gil?

Keeper of Gil's Vault wrote:According to Fuyuki:

The Measurements are somewhere in the Misc. section, IIRC.

Oolinthu wrote:Edit: Alternatively, maybe it says the most about Rider. She likes 'em thick!

You say it like it's something wrong, man!
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Re: Who has the biggest ass in Type-Moon (rear spoilers)

Unread postby Oolinthu » August 23rd, 2009, 3:08 pm

abscess wrote:Fuck YEAH!
I consider myself an ass man, and as a Sakura fan-boy, this makes me (f)happy! :D

Oolinthu wrote:Where'd you get that data, anyway, Gil?

Keeper of Gil's Vault wrote:According to Fuyuki:

The Measurements are somewhere in the Misc. section, IIRC.


Ah.

abscess wrote:
Oolinthu wrote:Edit: Alternatively, maybe it says the most about Rider. She likes 'em thick!

You say it like it's something wrong, man!


Nah, I say it like it's hot! But my previous question remains. Do we have any data on the male characters?
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Re: Who has the biggest ass in Type-Moon (rear spoilers)

Unread postby Keeper of Gil's Vault » August 23rd, 2009, 9:45 pm

I doubt there will ever be any, as the majority of the readers are males, and the majority of the males do not care about other males' three sizes. However, if you are comparing any anatomical parts, Berserker would surely win with Iskander coming as close second, probably.
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Re: Who has the biggest ass in Type-Moon (rear spoilers)

Unread postby shirou12 » August 25th, 2009, 1:28 pm

my lines in my eyes will shine brilliantly if someone posted men's 3 sizes.
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