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Unread postby Kikuchi » February 5th, 2009, 2:56 am

Here's wisdom for you : Fapping every time you see a good porn or h-stuffs is an appreciation of art. 8)
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Unread postby inferno_flamex » February 5th, 2009, 3:52 am

When you go out... You have your mind set on doing something... You wont get sidetracked...
Neither will you want to go out just for the sake of going out...

Therefor, you'll mentally put aside those minimal things that you need to buy because there's no urgency in them...
But once you're outside, you go straight to the stores that you need to.

There are no hesitations, no dilley dalleying... Because you have the stuffs you need to get in the back of your head for days now, maybe weeks..
You have already made the necessary plans, thought out your sequence of actions.

You even has some 'backup' shops planned out just in case the shop you're going no longer has the stuffs in stock...
And once everything is done, you head back home... Triumphant...

Congratulations Soldier...
Mission Complete...

...
.....
That is Guy logic when going out shopping...
"When a petanko hugs you, she's hugging closer to her heart"...
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"There is no greater love, between a boy and his pillow"
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Unread postby drizzt_rocks » February 5th, 2009, 4:12 am

inferno_flamex wrote:When you go out... You have your mind set on doing something... You wont get sidetracked...
Neither will you want to go out just for the sake of going out...

Therefor, you'll mentally put aside those minimal things that you need to buy because there's no urgency in them...
But once you're outside, you go straight to the stores that you need to.

There are no hesitations, no dilley dalleying... Because you have the stuffs you need to get in the back of your head for days now, maybe weeks..
You have already made the necessary plans, thought out your sequence of actions.

You even has some 'backup' shops planned out just in case the shop you're going no longer has the stuffs in stock...
And once everything is done, you head back home... Triumphant...

Congratulations Soldier...
Mission Complete...

...
.....
That is Guy logic when going out shopping...


Heh I agree but all this will only happen if we cant find someone else to do the shopping for us unless its something that others just dont understand as well as you like games :P
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Unread postby Xanathos » February 5th, 2009, 4:13 am

inferno_flamex wrote:When you go out... You have your mind set on doing something... You wont get sidetracked...
Neither will you want to go out just for the sake of going out...

Therefor, you'll mentally put aside those minimal things that you need to buy because there's no urgency in them...
But once you're outside, you go straight to the stores that you need to.

There are no hesitations, no dilley dalleying... Because you have the stuffs you need to get in the back of your head for days now, maybe weeks..
You have already made the necessary plans, thought out your sequence of actions.

You even has some 'backup' shops planned out just in case the shop you're going no longer has the stuffs in stock...
And once everything is done, you head back home... Triumphant...

Congratulations Soldier...
Mission Complete...

...
.....
That is Guy logic when going out shopping...


Yeah us shopping is like the storming of normandy. We know what we want and we are going to get it. We also kill some Nazi's along the way

With females it's like a battle royale.
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Unread postby HeartCard » February 5th, 2009, 9:17 am

Err... I hope that was a joke. But anyways, no, I'm not a "sexist pig" or anything. Sorry to dissapoint you.


...Is jou people taking meh seriously? Do I have some paper tag on the side of me that says
"Take regulary with a serious drink such as lemonade."

MOTHER DUCKER I'M SAMUEL L CARD!!!(or not)

Don't EVER take me seriously. Especially on Racism or Sexism. Everyone is sexist, fact of laif.
Opening a door for a cute girl? SEXIST! Only having sex with women? SEXIST! Saying "Hey guys, let's watch the game"? SEXIST!!!
As for racism, I'm not racist. I hate all races equally and completely. I show no favouritism!

My statement have serious value, serious points, but DO NOT TAKE ME SRYUSLY!!!


Kikuchi: I admit, I laughed.


By the way, here's a good COUNTER Guy Logic I heard today:

Boyfriend's Friend: "Dude, hang on with us man. You know. Bros before Hoes."
Boyfriend: "Yeah and Blows before Bros. Later."

Good Logic? Good Logic.


Final Words:

Inferno: Gawd halp you if I ever find a decent picture of you. I'll make a twist-tie, or pull out my old doll making kit, just like you and record it being SET ON FIYAHHHHH.
(PS: I would prefer the maid outfit tonight, if it's all the same to you.)

Everyone:Let's, drop this, "Biology" Crap. Not a word, not one, about what men and women are biologically programmed to do.
It's all bullshit. Science has proven this. Sex has nothing to do with most of it.
The only ACTUAL PROVEN BIOLOGICAL DIFFERENCE that is concrete in men-women is that women tend to have slightly smaller limbs and height, the obvious sexual organs, and have a easier time getting sex than men.
The limbs/height is from what women of past generations did. It's not about being a "female", it's about what your family tree did while alive. If the women worked sewing, you'll have genetic history and basically an instinctual advantage to sewing. Same for what a girl's father did and so on.

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Unread postby Xamdou » February 5th, 2009, 10:47 am

Will this help the topic?
"You sit proudly in this cave , like a Queen of Egypt.
In my service to you , I shall never know rest.
To prove my devotion , I have stolen this ostentatious offering.
But I'll show you things your dark blue eye haven't seen , smiles like a lake in the sun , blossoming like a lotus."
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Unread postby ayadew » February 5th, 2009, 11:43 am

I'm a shemale
The instant I tear off your limbs, rip open your chest and pull out your intestines, biting into your neck as you ask for mercy, chewing through your eyes and spreading your brains on the ground like butter-------!
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Unread postby Atriel » February 5th, 2009, 6:26 pm

^(Edited: Did it myself. I was just joking but i guess i took it too far.)


Like Inferno said:

Men: Store > grab your things > counter > pay > go home

Women: Store > watch crap you'll never buy > buy crap you don't need > chat with random people > take some of the stuff you need > counter > pay > go to another store > repeat from step 2 until necessary > go home > talk to your friends about the awesome offers you found.
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Unread postby Message » February 5th, 2009, 7:00 pm

(Masturbatory discussions are hereby no longer allowed in this thread. Come on guys, this isn't 4chan. Talk seriously or don't talk.)

A man will spend 2 dollars on a 1 dollar item that he needs.
A woman will spend 1 dollar on a 2 dollar item that she doesn't need.
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Unread postby inferno_flamex » February 5th, 2009, 10:47 pm

Ehem...

A man treats all other online people that they met as fellow 'men'...
Yes... They generalise others whom they have no idea is a 'man' or 'woman'.. as fellow 'men'...

They behave like how they would behave when among fellow 'men'...
Rough, accompanied with some referrence to sex, and sometimes straight to the point.

It is only until later if the man founds out that one of the people he has been contacting, turns out to be a 'woman'...

He will frantically rack his brain, in disbelief, about the way he has behaved in front of this 'woman'... but only for awhile.

Some will make an instant outburst... "You're a GIRL!?"... Having not seen a 'woman' in their lives, much less talk to them...

while others...
pretend that they've known that 'he' was a 'she' all along. And continued talking as per normal... well, as normal as he can be.

however, despite appearences... The man had taken notice of her. No matter how tomboy-ish or unlady-like she may be...
Nothing would change the fact that his behavior towards her, changes...

For a girl is still a girl...



Sexist? Maybe...
Am i thinking/remembering about Heart while posting this? Definitely...

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Unread postby NonExistence » February 6th, 2009, 6:22 am

well put inferno-flamex. and rather poetic too. if only it was universal, it would be much better.

to Message: wait a minute... something's wrong with the logic. talk seriously... in a thread made for burning guy logic (and gal logic)?
A man will spend 2 dollars on a 1 dollar item that he needs.
A woman will spend 1 dollar on a 2 dollar item that she doesn't need.

that's only true half the time. during the other half:
A woman will still spend 1 dollar on a 2 dollar item that she doesn't need.
A man will forget to buy the thing that he needs, and end up paying 5 dollars on 1 dollar items that are no longer in stock in most places.


last thing:
HeartCard (a good 20-some posts ago) wrote:You must be female.

wrong. i just happen to adapt easily.
Whenever I go on, everyone leaves the Tsukihime forums. 'Cause I just fail like that.
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