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Unread postby ayadew » August 23rd, 2008, 8:51 pm

So I really liked the Bible Black visual novel, it had excellent japanese voice actors...

And then I checked the english dub anime.

That was a mistake.
I hope you don't make that either.

But man, I was rofling constantly...



I bet Microsoft SAM could do better

Btw, the girl to the left at 2:45 looks like Sacchin lol
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Unread postby Catastrophe » August 24th, 2008, 12:08 am

man, ALL the english dubs SUCK, why whould bible black be the exception?
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Unread postby Sepheriel » August 24th, 2008, 1:01 am

OH. MY. GOD.

I've NEVER heard such bad voice acting in my life! English dubs aren't really that bad it really depends on which version you hear first but this dub just flat out sucks.

*edit* I actually watched the whole video this time... I bet we on this forum could do better.
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Unread postby abscess » August 24th, 2008, 1:13 am

1:21 "AAAAAH!!! There's been a suicide! somethiblelbeeEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!" I swear I just couldn't understand completely what the hell was she saying!!
3:15 "Halp meee! Halp meee MInaseeeeeeee!!!" This girl sounds TERRIBLE in every scene she is! but I think that this one is the WORST from this clip!

I think it's even worse than Viper GTS's english dub, which sucks pretty baaaaaaad. Say, what software did you use?
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Unread postby Bigweejoe » August 24th, 2008, 1:52 am

HAHAHAHA Sorry But Haha That Really Did Suck and Not Just Sucked But Blowed.

Does The Game No Justice What So Ever
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Unread postby CSXLoser » August 24th, 2008, 2:06 am

*attempts to stop himself from laughing so hard*
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Unread postby -[J1N]- » August 24th, 2008, 2:17 am

I saw a similar clip a few years back pointing out the horrible Bible Black dubs (it was removed, sadly). Thanks for bringing that back to us; it's great to laugh at.

I swear in 1:10 she's laughing rather than crying. "Oh my Gawd! What HAAAApened?" "There's been a suicide. somebody jumped from the BUILDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING"
Best scene ever

Hehe, never seen those scenes at 3:00 before. I'd rather hear a monotone voiceover =(
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Unread postby Atriel » August 24th, 2008, 4:30 am

I stopped at 1:00, the torture was far too much.

I got the visual novel some time ago. I thought it would suck (i saw the anime first), but surprisingly i liked the way it was written. For porn with plot it sure was good.
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Unread postby that one guy » August 24th, 2008, 5:21 am

2:27 For some reason when I see her I think of Sion. But, back to the topic, ROFL! That was so bad it was good.
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Unread postby ayadew » August 24th, 2008, 6:39 am

Catastrophe wrote:man, ALL the english dubs SUCK, why whould bible black be the exception?


Well, according to the other comments I guess you see now... =p

abscess wrote:3:15 "Halp meee! Halp meee MInaseeeeeeee!!!" This girl sounds TERRIBLE in every scene she is! but I think that this one is the WORST from this clip!

I think it's even worse than Viper GTS's english dub, which sucks pretty baaaaaaad. Say, what software did you use?


Imari's voice is so baaad here, but she's good in the japanese one. One of the best actually. I used sony vegas 7.0
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Unread postby drizzt_rocks » August 24th, 2008, 11:06 pm

Haha yea good old bible black prime example of how not to voice act XD
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Unread postby IceCold_Asssassin » September 12th, 2008, 1:03 am

LMFAO. IS THAT REALLY THE DUB?
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Re: Bible Black hillarity

Unread postby nanaya_shinya » September 12th, 2008, 6:37 am

ayadew wrote:
I bet Microsoft SAM could do better



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Unread postby rubberchicken » September 12th, 2008, 5:30 pm

What do you expect when they hire porn stars to do the dub?
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Unread postby ayadew » September 12th, 2008, 6:04 pm

Wouldn't suprise me
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Unread postby rubberchicken » September 12th, 2008, 9:37 pm

No, they do.

Kitty Media hires porn stars to do hentai dubs, reasoning (not without cause) that perverts are more interested in sexy moans and groans than good acting.
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Unread postby Thalnos » September 12th, 2008, 11:17 pm

Catastrophe wrote:man, ALL the english dubs SUCK, why whould bible black be the exception?


/facepencil
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