So do YOU (Yeah, YOU![oh God I need to stop]) want kids?

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Do you want to have kids?

Yes, a girl
9
29%
Yes, a boy
2
6%
Yes, multiple minions
9
29%
Hell no
10
32%
I'm already a Minion Master
1
3%
 
Total votes : 31

Unread postby Ferozban » April 26th, 2008, 3:48 pm

abscess wrote:Whoa... Why does no one voted to have a son?


no one likes boys.

easy choice for those who want one child. boy or girl? surely a nice cute girl. instead of boy that might turn out to be gay. (not that girls cant be gay but beeing gay for girls is something very different than beeing gay for boys. lesbians are kinda cool and cute)

also there are more evil boys than girls. crime-statistics dont lie.
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Unread postby Atriel » April 26th, 2008, 4:15 pm

Ferozban wrote:
instead of boy that might turn out to be gay. (not that girls cant be gay but beeing gay for girls is something very different than beeing gay for boys. lesbians are kinda cool and cute)

also there are more evil boys than girls. crime-statistics dont lie.


Chunky will go berserker on you. :lol:

I never thought of lesbians being "cute". :shock: Also, girls can be so damn annoying. It's so easy to get one to be a lil' stuck-up bitch. Boys are just asses doing stupid things and pissing people off. Of course, it's just generalizing.
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Unread postby Chunky-MonkeyLOL » April 26th, 2008, 4:52 pm

Bah, Atriel you bastard! I was just about to go ape-shit on his ass :wink:


But I wouldn't really mind if I ended up having a gay son. A hole is a hole, so whatever floats his boat ain't my problem as long as it isn't a felony (note, I didn't say "illegal" :mrgreen: ).
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Unread postby flurk » April 26th, 2008, 6:39 pm

i'll probably want to have 3,

the first will be a girl who should be just as awesome as my future wife
second a boy whom i will raise to be exactly like me
the third would be a girl and she'll be thoroughly spoilt, so i won't really like her.
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Unread postby Chunky-MonkeyLOL » April 27th, 2008, 3:36 am

Ahahhah I absolutely love how you already decided you won't like your third kid :lol:
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Unread postby inferno_flamex » April 27th, 2008, 8:56 am

I've got another CREEPY vision that made me wet my pants abit...

The scene goes like this...
The kids were waiting to be spoon-fed, they only just recently know how to chew...


~Boy...

Dad: "Look! Here comes the aeroplane, landing in the hanger"
*son opens mouth to be fed*
Dad: "Here comes the football! Going for a goal!"
*open mouth again*
Dad: "Here comes the chuu chuu train, inside the tunnel..."
*easilly fed*


~Girl...

Dad: "Here comes the aaeroplane, landing in the hanger"
*daughter REFUSES to be fed*
Dad: "Here comes the football! Going for a goal!"
*mouth remained shut*
Dad: "Here comes the chuu chuu train, inside the tunnel..."
*defiant*

Dad: sigh... "Here come's Daddy's credit card, wanting to go in the ATM machine"
*she QUICKLY ate the food in one gulp.. wanting more*

~~~

ROFL... Now i wonder who would still pick a girl after something like that? XDDD
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Unread postby Maes » April 27th, 2008, 9:31 am

I think I'd like a daughter that I could be the stereotypical overprotective and threatening father to, partly because I just think it would be amusing to torment any guy who came near her :lol:
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Unread postby Atriel » April 27th, 2008, 3:42 pm

You could tempt him with her underwear and then kick his ass =D
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Unread postby inferno_flamex » April 27th, 2008, 3:50 pm

Maes wrote:I think I'd like a daughter that I could be the stereotypical overprotective and threatening father to, partly because I just think it would be amusing to torment any guy who came near her :lol:


Atriel wrote:You could tempt him with her underwear and then kick his ass force him into a spinning piledriver on the front pavement =D


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Unread postby flurk » April 28th, 2008, 9:29 am

Chunky-MonkeyLOL wrote:Ahahhah I absolutely love how you already decided you won't like your third kid :lol:


i'd hate my 4th, 5th, 6th (and so on) kids too, if my wife forces me to make them.
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Unread postby abscess » April 28th, 2008, 9:01 pm

flurk wrote:
Chunky-MonkeyLOL wrote:Ahahhah I absolutely love how you already decided you won't like your third kid :lol:


i'd hate my 4th, 5th, 6th (and so on) kids too, if my wife forces me to make them.


I hear that some european girls actually rather not have kids at all. So you could try your luck with one of them.
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Unread postby flurk » April 29th, 2008, 4:01 pm

naah, i want kids, just as long as it's 2 to 3 of them
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