Sorry pal, but I know I've seen something like this somewhere before, I just can't recall the title.
The continuation should be something like this:
Gil - What noble phantasm is that?
Shirou - This is called a 'light saber'.
Gil - That is so awesome, and it has the word "Saber"! Not to mention the cool sound it makes. *lightsaber sounds*
...yeah, something like that.