Saber:" Shiro. you summoned me, and i will brief you on whats to happen
(1) you will follow my route of the storyline
(2) you will be utterly useless and serve as a meatshield various times in the story
(3) you have a h4x shield in your body, so honestly... unless your heads ripped off, you will be fine by tomorrow
(4) You will meet your future alternate self, but dont worry. you wont have a climactic fight about ideals this time around, so dont pay much attention to it
(5) when your future badass self dies killing Hercules about 5 times or so, you have to kill him for the remaining 7 lives... but dont worry, me and rin will have mad sexxorz with you in the forest
(6) after you win, and everything seems to go alright, your gonna get pwned by a guy who is just like your future self, just with more pwnsauce.
(7) you will create a h4x shield from nowhere and pwn the pwnsauce king on the spot
(8) once we have mad sexxorz again, we must kill the super pwnkingwithswords and a priest who can run 50 meters per second and generate swords from nowhere... also he knows chinese martial arts that can kill you unless 'you are the bone of your sword'. which your not this route...
(9) i ditch you and you cry
So how does that sound shiro? a steady plan if i must say"