Wedding reception.(Spoilers of course)

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Wedding reception.(Spoilers of course)

Unread postby Mkilbride » December 9th, 2008, 6:02 pm

Well I thought how funny the responses in "What will they tell the kids"

I was wondering - imagine the wedding receptions for when any of them get married.

I.E, Shirou and Rin's wedding, Saber, Shinji? Hell, anyone in Fate / Stay Night.

Plot their wedding and wedding reception or whatever you want. Just imagine how it'd go down.

Personally, I wanna see some funny ass wedding vows that could be wrote

Gil's wedding vows "Mongrels!" lol, I dunno.

Zerker's wedding...ahahahah. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Hell, even write their wedding *night*. Zerker again

xxx girl: ahaa, is that it?
Zerker: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"


How I thought of this idea, it's a insight to how weird my mind is:

nobaka wrote:In fact, he DIDN'T die. Even when he got killed. LOLZ.


I saw this and thought, how could someone work that into their wedding vows "All right people, I'm here tonight to tell you how much I love my wife, and how she wouldn't die even if she was killed, I know, I've tried"(Hey, that could be Gil!)

Then I thought, nah, that'd be stupid to post...and then this idea popped up. So enjy.
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Unread postby Rikh » December 9th, 2008, 6:42 pm

Kay...

Shiro/Priest: Anything you wish to say in response Hercules?
Berserker: "________________________!!!"
Taiga: He is remarkable *Sniff*
Berserker: "____" "______________________!!!!" "______!" "_____..."
Taiga: I do
Shiro/priest: I know pronounce you Man and pwned... you may assault the bride
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Unread postby abscess » December 9th, 2008, 7:50 pm

^ lol
Poor Taiga. Somehow I doubt she will survive the night!
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Have you heard about the saying that goes something like "drunk people and kids tell no lies"? Well, that's just a fallacy.
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Unread postby Mkilbride » December 9th, 2008, 8:08 pm

Somehow, I feel Zerker will be the sore one...I dunno, she's like a wild animal in bed, a Tiger. :P
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Unread postby Watashimo » December 9th, 2008, 8:59 pm

Shirou and Saber: Honeymoon

Shirou: So what do we do?

Saber: Listen Shirou, I will only say this once.... You take your..that there your PONOS and put it my...this...my VAGOO... and J-J-J-JAM IT IN!!!

Tohsaka: *nose bleed* Jam it in....

1 minute later

Shirou: Saber your bleeding!

Saber: Shirou its fine.

Shirou: Whats fine about it!? 911!!
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Unread postby gexer64 » December 9th, 2008, 9:22 pm

Xamdou wrote:Anyone wanna try this?


Add in an ort and everything is ruined forever.
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Unread postby NanatsuYa » December 9th, 2008, 9:27 pm

At Shirou - Saber's wedding:

Kotomine: I now pronounce you man and servant...wtf how did I get here?
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Unread postby gexer64 » December 9th, 2008, 9:40 pm

Priest: I now pronounce you, man and truck!

Berserker: RAAAAAAAAR.

5 years later:

Shirou: IT'S BERSER-CAR!!!!!!!!!

(the little car in the stroller cries)
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Unread postby nobaka » December 9th, 2008, 9:49 pm

gexer64 wrote:Priest: I now pronounce you, man and truck!

Berserker: RAAAAAAAAR.


As in, my love for you is like a?
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Unread postby gexer64 » December 9th, 2008, 9:51 pm

nobaka wrote:
gexer64 wrote:Priest: I now pronounce you, man and truck!

Berserker: RAAAAAAAAR.


As in, my love for you is like a?


nope. Like a truck ya know? with wheels?

He married a truck.

Rin and Shirou:

Karen: I now pronounce you, master and premature ejaculating slave.
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Unread postby inferno_flamex » December 10th, 2008, 12:21 am

Shirou & Saber...


Kotomine: ...If anyone were to object, say so now. Or forever hold your piece/peace... (WHATEVER! I've never been to a christian wedding)

Crowd: .....
Ilya: I'VE HAD SEX WITH SHIROU!!!! *grin*

Shirou: Wuut!?
Saber: Haaa!?

Crowd: !?!?!?

Kotomine: ... ugg.

Shirou: Waa! Waa!? Ilya! What are you saying!?

Rin (Bridesmaid): Shirou you're despicable...
Sakura (Bridesmaid): SEMPAI! How could you!

Shirou: But but but its not true!

Caster: Araa! XDDD
Kuzuki: Hmmph.. pedo.
Gil: How Unsightly...

Shinji: You're DISGUSTING Emiya! Doing a thing like that to a sweet innocent girl...

Shirou: That's a little CHEAP coming from a filthy B*tard like YOU!
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Unread postby Xamdou » December 10th, 2008, 1:46 am

Heh , there's something to boost you guys' ideas
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inferno_flamex wrote:Shirou & Saber...


Kotomine: ...If anyone were to object, say so now. Or forever hold your piece/peace... (WHATEVER! I've never been to a christian wedding)

Crowd: .....
Ilya: I'VE HAD SEX WITH SHIROU!!!! *grin*

Shirou: Wuut!?
Saber: Haaa!?

Crowd: !?!?!?

Kotomine: ... ugg.

Shirou: Waa! Waa!? Ilya! What are you saying!?

Rin (Bridesmaid): Shirou you're despicable...
Sakura (Bridesmaid): SEMPAI! How could you!

Shirou: But but but its not true!

Caster: Araa! XDDD
Kuzuki: Hmmph.. pedo.
Gil: How Unsightly...

Shinji: You're DISGUSTING Emiya! Doing a thing like that to a sweet innocent girl...

Shirou: That's a little CHEAP coming from a filthy B*tard like YOU!
Something like this?
"You sit proudly in this cave , like a Queen of Egypt.
In my service to you , I shall never know rest.
To prove my devotion , I have stolen this ostentatious offering.
But I'll show you things your dark blue eye haven't seen , smiles like a lake in the sun , blossoming like a lotus."
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Unread postby gexer64 » December 10th, 2008, 3:51 am

Illya's not allowed to find happiness with shirou. It said so somewhere. I shall post when I find it from THE GATE OF BABYLON!
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Unread postby NanatsuYa » December 10th, 2008, 6:11 am

Is it in
Heaven's Feel, when Illya says that one of them won't make it in the end?
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Unread postby Raitei » December 10th, 2008, 6:27 am

NanatsuYa wrote:Is it in
Heaven's Feel, when Illya says that one of them won't make it in the end?
yes. she only has 1 year left to live, so assuming she got pregnant very fast (if she still can get pregnant), her kid will be motherless by the time s/he is born. or maybe even born premature. :P
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Unread postby Gumaster » December 10th, 2008, 8:28 am

I think he's referring to that doujin
chronicles of an infinite urunrun pleasure trip, where f/ha repeats over and over and shirou maxes out love points with saber rin sakura and rider and wakes up next to them, but ilya doesn't get any because apparently it's a rule that the main character cannot have relations with people under (16? 18? dunno and it doesnt make sense anyways, cant really remember what it was). i.e, no ilya. Some things happen, rin forces ilya and shirou to kiss and the world cracks and blows up.
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Unread postby inferno_flamex » December 10th, 2008, 10:58 am

Raitei wrote:
NanatsuYa wrote:Is it in
Heaven's Feel, when Illya says that one of them won't make it in the end?
yes. she only has 1 year left to live, so assuming she got pregnant very fast (if she still can get pregnant), her kid will be motherless by the time s/he is born. or maybe even born premature. :P


I take your 'restrictions'... And CHUCK IT IN THE DUST BIN!! XDDD

Foo! You stand in a topic full of WHAT IFs.. yet you fail to note the WHAT IF of 'What if ilya manages to do *insert spoilarz here*...
WHAT IFs are the backbone of this topic! So take your 'in reality' and chuck em in the bin.. Or just flush it down ze toilet! :twisted:


~~~

Lancer & Archer....

*Somewhere in a place where Gay/Gar marriages are legal*


Lancer: sheet.. Why are we here!?
Archer: Because someone reqeusted it... *twitch twitch*

Lancer: And why am i wearing THIS!?
Archer: Why must i be the one to CARRY YOU!?

Lancer: Whatever... Im SERIOUSLY gonna have bad luck with gals now... Siish...
Archer: Oh on the contrary.. Some girls find yaoi guys more appealing...

Lancer: I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR THAT FROM YOU!
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Unread postby AvatarofRage » December 10th, 2008, 1:13 pm

inferno_flamex wrote:~~~

Lancer & Archer....

*Somewhere in a place where Gay/Gar marriages are legal*


Lancer: sheet.. Why are we here!?
Archer: Because someone reqeusted it... *twitch twitch*

Lancer: And why am i wearing THIS!?
Archer: Why must i be the one to CARRY YOU!?

Lancer: Whatever... Im SERIOUSLY gonna have bad luck with gals now... Siish...
Archer: Oh on the contrary.. Some girls find yaoi guys more appealing...

Lancer: I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR THAT FROM YOU!


(On the wedding night)
Archer: I swear to god, Lancer, one more 'thrusting' joke and I'm gonna launch a broken phantasm right up your Irish ancestry!
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Unread postby wyldfire » December 10th, 2008, 4:53 pm

^that one was sooooo epic...i ROFLed at that... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

thank u, all...
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Unread postby Watashimo » December 10th, 2008, 7:53 pm

Gumaster wrote:I think he's referring to that doujin
chronicles of an infinite urunrun pleasure trip, where f/ha repeats over and over and shirou maxes out love points with saber rin sakura and rider and wakes up next to them, but ilya doesn't get any because apparently it's a rule that the main character cannot have relations with people under (16? 18? dunno and it doesnt make sense anyways, cant really remember what it was). i.e, no ilya. Some things happen, rin forces ilya and shirou to kiss and the world cracks and blows up.


Ilya is older than Shirou...
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