Wedding reception.(Spoilers of course)

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Wedding reception.(Spoilers of course)

Unread post by Mkilbride » December 9th, 2008, 6:02 pm

Well I thought how funny the responses in "What will they tell the kids"

I was wondering - imagine the wedding receptions for when any of them get married.

I.E, Shirou and Rin's wedding, Saber, Shinji? Hell, anyone in Fate / Stay Night.

Plot their wedding and wedding reception or whatever you want. Just imagine how it'd go down.

Personally, I wanna see some funny ass wedding vows that could be wrote

Gil's wedding vows "Mongrels!" lol, I dunno.

Zerker's wedding...ahahahah. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Hell, even write their wedding *night*. Zerker again

xxx girl: ahaa, is that it?
Zerker: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"


How I thought of this idea, it's a insight to how weird my mind is:
nobaka wrote:In fact, he DIDN'T die. Even when he got killed. LOLZ.
I saw this and thought, how could someone work that into their wedding vows "All right people, I'm here tonight to tell you how much I love my wife, and how she wouldn't die even if she was killed, I know, I've tried"(Hey, that could be Gil!)

Then I thought, nah, that'd be stupid to post...and then this idea popped up. So enjy.

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Unread post by Rikh » December 9th, 2008, 6:42 pm

Kay...

Shiro/Priest: Anything you wish to say in response Hercules?
Berserker: "________________________!!!"
Taiga: He is remarkable *Sniff*
Berserker: "____" "______________________!!!!" "______!" "_____..."
Taiga: I do
Shiro/priest: I know pronounce you Man and pwned... you may assault the bride

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Unread post by abscess » December 9th, 2008, 7:50 pm

^ lol
Poor Taiga. Somehow I doubt she will survive the night!
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Unread post by Mkilbride » December 9th, 2008, 8:08 pm

Somehow, I feel Zerker will be the sore one...I dunno, she's like a wild animal in bed, a Tiger. :P

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Unread post by Watashimo » December 9th, 2008, 8:59 pm

Shirou and Saber: Honeymoon

Shirou: So what do we do?

Saber: Listen Shirou, I will only say this once.... You take your..that there your PONOS and put it my...this...my VAGOO... and J-J-J-JAM IT IN!!!

Tohsaka: *nose bleed* Jam it in....

1 minute later

Shirou: Saber your bleeding!

Saber: Shirou its fine.

Shirou: Whats fine about it!? 911!!
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Unread post by gexer64 » December 9th, 2008, 9:22 pm

Xamdou wrote:Anyone wanna try this?
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Unread post by NanatsuYa » December 9th, 2008, 9:27 pm

At Shirou - Saber's wedding:

Kotomine: I now pronounce you man and servant...wtf how did I get here?
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Unread post by gexer64 » December 9th, 2008, 9:40 pm

Priest: I now pronounce you, man and truck!

Berserker: RAAAAAAAAR.

5 years later:

Shirou: IT'S BERSER-CAR!!!!!!!!!

(the little car in the stroller cries)
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Unread post by nobaka » December 9th, 2008, 9:49 pm

gexer64 wrote:Priest: I now pronounce you, man and truck!

Berserker: RAAAAAAAAR.
As in, my love for you is like a?

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Unread post by gexer64 » December 9th, 2008, 9:51 pm

nobaka wrote:
gexer64 wrote:Priest: I now pronounce you, man and truck!

Berserker: RAAAAAAAAR.
As in, my love for you is like a?
nope. Like a truck ya know? with wheels?

He married a truck.

Rin and Shirou:

Karen: I now pronounce you, master and premature ejaculating slave.
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Unread post by inferno_flamex » December 10th, 2008, 12:21 am

Shirou & Saber...


Kotomine: ...If anyone were to object, say so now. Or forever hold your piece/peace... (WHATEVER! I've never been to a christian wedding)

Crowd: .....
Ilya: I'VE HAD SEX WITH SHIROU!!!! *grin*

Shirou: Wuut!?
Saber: Haaa!?

Crowd: !?!?!?

Kotomine: ... ugg.

Shirou: Waa! Waa!? Ilya! What are you saying!?

Rin (Bridesmaid): Shirou you're despicable...
Sakura (Bridesmaid): SEMPAI! How could you!

Shirou: But but but its not true!

Caster: Araa! XDDD
Kuzuki: Hmmph.. pedo.
Gil: How Unsightly...

Shinji: You're DISGUSTING Emiya! Doing a thing like that to a sweet innocent girl...

Shirou: That's a little CHEAP coming from a filthy B*tard like YOU!
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Unread post by Xamdou » December 10th, 2008, 1:46 am

Heh , there's something to boost you guys' ideas
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inferno_flamex wrote:Shirou & Saber...


Kotomine: ...If anyone were to object, say so now. Or forever hold your piece/peace... (WHATEVER! I've never been to a christian wedding)

Crowd: .....
Ilya: I'VE HAD SEX WITH SHIROU!!!! *grin*

Shirou: Wuut!?
Saber: Haaa!?

Crowd: !?!?!?

Kotomine: ... ugg.

Shirou: Waa! Waa!? Ilya! What are you saying!?

Rin (Bridesmaid): Shirou you're despicable...
Sakura (Bridesmaid): SEMPAI! How could you!

Shirou: But but but its not true!

Caster: Araa! XDDD
Kuzuki: Hmmph.. pedo.
Gil: How Unsightly...

Shinji: You're DISGUSTING Emiya! Doing a thing like that to a sweet innocent girl...

Shirou: That's a little CHEAP coming from a filthy B*tard like YOU!
Something like this?
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"You sit proudly in this cave , like a Queen of Egypt.
In my service to you , I shall never know rest.
To prove my devotion , I have stolen this ostentatious offering.
But I'll show you things your dark blue eye haven't seen , smiles like a lake in the sun , blossoming like a lotus."

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Unread post by gexer64 » December 10th, 2008, 3:51 am

Illya's not allowed to find happiness with shirou. It said so somewhere. I shall post when I find it from THE GATE OF BABYLON!
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Unread post by NanatsuYa » December 10th, 2008, 6:11 am

Is it in
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Unread post by Raitei » December 10th, 2008, 6:27 am

NanatsuYa wrote:Is it in
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Unread post by Gumaster » December 10th, 2008, 8:28 am

I think he's referring to that doujin
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Unread post by inferno_flamex » December 10th, 2008, 10:58 am

Raitei wrote:
NanatsuYa wrote:Is it in
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I take your 'restrictions'... And CHUCK IT IN THE DUST BIN!! XDDD

Foo! You stand in a topic full of WHAT IFs.. yet you fail to note the WHAT IF of 'What if ilya manages to do *insert spoilarz here*...
WHAT IFs are the backbone of this topic! So take your 'in reality' and chuck em in the bin.. Or just flush it down ze toilet! :twisted:


~~~

Lancer & Archer....

*Somewhere in a place where Gay/Gar marriages are legal*


Lancer: sheet.. Why are we here!?
Archer: Because someone reqeusted it... *twitch twitch*

Lancer: And why am i wearing THIS!?
Archer: Why must i be the one to CARRY YOU!?

Lancer: Whatever... Im SERIOUSLY gonna have bad luck with gals now... Siish...
Archer: Oh on the contrary.. Some girls find yaoi guys more appealing...

Lancer: I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR THAT FROM YOU!
"When a petanko hugs you, she's hugging closer to her heart"...
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Unread post by AvatarofRage » December 10th, 2008, 1:13 pm

inferno_flamex wrote: ~~~

Lancer & Archer....

*Somewhere in a place where Gay/Gar marriages are legal*


Lancer: sheet.. Why are we here!?
Archer: Because someone reqeusted it... *twitch twitch*

Lancer: And why am i wearing THIS!?
Archer: Why must i be the one to CARRY YOU!?

Lancer: Whatever... Im SERIOUSLY gonna have bad luck with gals now... Siish...
Archer: Oh on the contrary.. Some girls find yaoi guys more appealing...

Lancer: I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR THAT FROM YOU!
(On the wedding night)
Archer: I swear to god, Lancer, one more 'thrusting' joke and I'm gonna launch a broken phantasm right up your Irish ancestry!

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Unread post by wyldfire » December 10th, 2008, 4:53 pm

^that one was sooooo epic...i ROFLed at that... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

thank u, all...

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Unread post by Watashimo » December 10th, 2008, 7:53 pm

Gumaster wrote:I think he's referring to that doujin
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Ilya is older than Shirou...
"Hah, I see, I see! Yeah, thats so much more important than who my master is! You're right, kid!" - Lancer
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