What will they tell the kids...(Spoilers obviously)
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What will they tell the kids...(Spoilers obviously)
Many ways to play this out, I'll start with a few and you can discuss. This is assuming that they don't let their kids become Magi or something, I dunno.
Sakura and Shirou's kids: How did you two fall in love?
Shirou: "Uh..."
Sakura: "Uhm..."
>Continued
Kids: Daddy, how come I saw you pull your arm off last night?(Faux body)
Shirou "Well..."
Rin and Shirou's kids: Tell us some stories about your past, Daddy and Mommy.
Rin(Makes evil face at Shirou):"Well..."
Shirou: "Rin!"
Shirou and Saber: ...
Shirou "Shit, I need another cleanex"
Ok, I'm in a rush, didn't have time to fully flush them out, but just have some fun.
Sakura and Shirou's kids: How did you two fall in love?
Shirou: "Uh..."
Sakura: "Uhm..."
>Continued
Kids: Daddy, how come I saw you pull your arm off last night?(Faux body)
Shirou "Well..."
Rin and Shirou's kids: Tell us some stories about your past, Daddy and Mommy.
Rin(Makes evil face at Shirou):"Well..."
Shirou: "Rin!"
Shirou and Saber: ...
Shirou "Shit, I need another cleanex"
Ok, I'm in a rush, didn't have time to fully flush them out, but just have some fun.
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I'll try my hand at this...
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Saber & Shirou's kid: "Mommy, can you teach me how to fight with swords? Daddy sucks at it."
Saber: (*Flashback to Mordred*)
".... let's wait until you're a little older."
(Later that night)
Saber: "Shirou, I think our son is trying to overthrow me."
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Archer & Rin's kid: "Daddy, I want to be a superhero when I grow up!"
Archer: "Is that so, son? Well, in that case, you might as well drown in your ideals. You're grounded."
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Gilgamesh & ???'s kid: Hahaha, MONGRELS.
Gilgamesh: Indeed, MONGRELS.
Gilgamesh and kid, in unison: THEY'RE ALL MONGRELS.
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Shirou and Sakura's kid...(actually, won't there be a lot of them?): "Mommy and daddy, what do they mean by 'birds and bees'?"
Sakura: "Ohohoho... well, you see, it goes something like-"
Shirou: "A-actually, whynotaskagainwhenyougrowupabit. Sakura, let's have a little talk."
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Ilya's kid(?!?!?!): "____________________!!!"
Ilya: "You sound just like Berserker! Excellent!"
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Saber & Shirou's kid: "Mommy, can you teach me how to fight with swords? Daddy sucks at it."
Saber: (*Flashback to Mordred*)
".... let's wait until you're a little older."
(Later that night)
Saber: "Shirou, I think our son is trying to overthrow me."
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Archer & Rin's kid: "Daddy, I want to be a superhero when I grow up!"
Archer: "Is that so, son? Well, in that case, you might as well drown in your ideals. You're grounded."
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Gilgamesh & ???'s kid: Hahaha, MONGRELS.
Gilgamesh: Indeed, MONGRELS.
Gilgamesh and kid, in unison: THEY'RE ALL MONGRELS.
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Shirou and Sakura's kid...(actually, won't there be a lot of them?): "Mommy and daddy, what do they mean by 'birds and bees'?"
Sakura: "Ohohoho... well, you see, it goes something like-"
Shirou: "A-actually, whynotaskagainwhenyougrowupabit. Sakura, let's have a little talk."
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Ilya's kid(?!?!?!): "____________________!!!"
Ilya: "You sound just like Berserker! Excellent!"
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hmm...
shirou&saber's kid
shirou
"ok, today's salary is.... tonight, we are going to have yakiniku party! yay!"
saber&kid
"yaay!"
later on the night...
yakiniku housemaster
"sir, the bill's going to be 100,000 yen"
shirou
*faints*
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bazett and lancer's son
"daddy, teach me how to wield and fight with a lance"
lancer: "ok, here we go!" *brandished gae bolg*
lancer
"first, watch your stance. then, aim for your opponent and... GAE BOLG!"
*gae bolg stabs the son in the heart*
lancer
"oops, I forgot something... ^^U" (gae bolg's nature is always to hit the heart)
shirou&saber's kid
shirou
saber&kid
later on the night...
yakiniku housemaster
shirou
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bazett and lancer's son
lancer: "ok, here we go!" *brandished gae bolg*
lancer
*gae bolg stabs the son in the heart*
lancer
"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order and everything becomes... chaos.
I'm an agent of chaos."
Fate/world providence
I'm an agent of chaos."
Fate/world providence
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Kuzuki & Caster...
Caster: Soichiro-sama... Our own baby boy...
Kuzuki: Mmmm...
Caster: As a teacher... You're going to have to start teaching him stuffs one day..
Baby: *cries cries*
~3 years later~
Kazuki: Flower... *points at picture of a flower*
Kid: flaaa...weeerr
Kazuki: Tree... *points at picture of a tree*
Kid: Tweeee
Kazuki: Ship *points at picture of a ship*
Kid: Sheeep
Kazuki: Bird *points at picture of a bird*
Kid: .... *shakes head*
Kazuki: Buuurr-duh.. (bird)
Kid: ... TSUBAME!
Kazuki: ...... Caster?! I dont think we should let Assasin babysit him while we're out anymore...
Kid: !! Uncle Saasiin! Uncle Saasin! *laughs*
Kazuki: ....
Caster: Soichiro-sama... Our own baby boy...
Kuzuki: Mmmm...
Caster: As a teacher... You're going to have to start teaching him stuffs one day..
Baby: *cries cries*
~3 years later~
Kazuki: Flower... *points at picture of a flower*
Kid: flaaa...weeerr
Kazuki: Tree... *points at picture of a tree*
Kid: Tweeee
Kazuki: Ship *points at picture of a ship*
Kid: Sheeep
Kazuki: Bird *points at picture of a bird*
Kid: .... *shakes head*
Kazuki: Buuurr-duh.. (bird)
Kid: ... TSUBAME!
Kazuki: ...... Caster?! I dont think we should let Assasin babysit him while we're out anymore...
Kid: !! Uncle Saasiin! Uncle Saasin! *laughs*
Kazuki: ....
"When a petanko hugs you, she's hugging closer to her heart"...
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"There is no greater love, between a boy and his pillow"
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"There is no greater love, between a boy and his pillow"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ_FT_c3IiQ
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pretty much WIN in that postinferno_flamex wrote:Kuzuki & Caster...
"We want a game that's going to chop us the second we screw around, or just flatten us at its whim... until we finally beat it. They demand more of us, and we rise to the occasion because we're that good. And that feels good. And that's why we game."
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Eh, Saber, Rider, and Archer couldn't have kids, Caster either. I mean, my whole joke with the "Cleanex" was because in Fate route, he'd be alone...so /cough.
But funny ideas so far people, I like some of them.
Taiga and Shirou's kid...that's so effing funny. I always thought how effed up a couple they'd be. Sakura would probably have a seizure and die. Rin would throw up.
Also, that Gilgamesh one, is freaking EPIC WIN.
But funny ideas so far people, I like some of them.
Taiga and Shirou's kid...that's so effing funny. I always thought how effed up a couple they'd be. Sakura would probably have a seizure and die. Rin would throw up.
Also, that Gilgamesh one, is freaking EPIC WIN.
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lol I'll try to continuexthr wrote:Taiga and Shirou's Kid:
"Daddy... Mommy... why was I born?"
Shirou: ...\
Taiga: .../
Shirou: You see... your mom... in bed... is rough at times... the rubber just.... got kinda torn apart...?
Taiga: SHIROU! SHUT UP!!
kid: *scarred for life*
"I settled for that shriek. Those dull vacant eyes... oiled cabbage stench of her...! [...] You know what? I'm sorry if I'm not gonna do this the way you want me to or the way you might. But I will not make an angel out of someone who wasn't an angel...!" -Chief Tyrol, on his beloved wife.
Have you heard about the saying that goes something like "drunk people and kids tell no lies"? Well, that's just a fallacy.
Have you heard about the saying that goes something like "drunk people and kids tell no lies"? Well, that's just a fallacy.
Yeah lol, I've just been having some weird Fate / Stay Night related thoughts like this lately. Dunno.
I don't think the condom bit is that funny, what direction you should of gone is why in the first place, would they even be in the position to have a child?
I'm guessing this is "Fate"'s ending, and Rin nor Sakura got em.
I don't think the condom bit is that funny, what direction you should of gone is why in the first place, would they even be in the position to have a child?
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Hey, it was the first thing to pop up in my head!Mkilbride wrote:I don't think the condom bit is that funny, what direction you should of gone is why in the first place, would they even be in the position to have a child?
ouchgexer64 wrote:Saber + shirou.
Kid: mommy I broke your sword.....
Saber: Shirou are kids edible? (jokingly)
Sakura: Nope they taste quite bitter.... (tinge of guilt)
Everyone flees
"I settled for that shriek. Those dull vacant eyes... oiled cabbage stench of her...! [...] You know what? I'm sorry if I'm not gonna do this the way you want me to or the way you might. But I will not make an angel out of someone who wasn't an angel...!" -Chief Tyrol, on his beloved wife.
Have you heard about the saying that goes something like "drunk people and kids tell no lies"? Well, that's just a fallacy.
Have you heard about the saying that goes something like "drunk people and kids tell no lies"? Well, that's just a fallacy.
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Sakura + Shirou
child: mommy, what's this? (holding rider's nail/chain)
sakura: you see, when there were bad guys around, mommy, daddy, and aunty fought them off together. aunty used it to help us defeat the evil person.
child: but why does daddy have those chain marks on him?
sakura: ...
child: mommy, what's this? (holding rider's nail/chain)
sakura: you see, when there were bad guys around, mommy, daddy, and aunty fought them off together. aunty used it to help us defeat the evil person.
child: but why does daddy have those chain marks on him?
sakura: ...
Whenever I go on, everyone leaves the Tsukihime forums. 'Cause I just fail like that.
i lol'edNonExistence wrote:Sakura + Shirou
child: mommy, what's this? (holding rider's nail/chain)
sakura: you see, when there were bad guys around, mommy, daddy, and aunty fought them off together. aunty used it to help us defeat the evil person.
child: but why does daddy have those chain marks on him?
sakura: ...
1) sakura gets creativeNonExistence wrote:Sakura + Shirou
child: mommy, what's this? (holding rider's nail/chain)
sakura: you see, when there were bad guys around, mommy, daddy, and aunty fought them off together. aunty used it to help us defeat the evil person.
child: but why does daddy have those chain marks on him?
sakura: ...
2) Rider needs to keep her hands off the merchandise.
Kid: Hey daddy the priestess said your a premature ejaculator. What does that mean?
Shirou: Oh KAREN!!!!!! I AM THE BONE OF MY SWORD......
Later...
Rin: they just can't keep that job filled can they?
Kid digging through shirous drawers....
Kid: daddy what's Tohno Gland extract?
In a single answer lies a thousand questions.
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LOL! Shirou had "assistance" from Tohno Shiki!gexer64 wrote:1) sakura gets creativeNonExistence wrote:Sakura + Shirou
child: mommy, what's this? (holding rider's nail/chain)
sakura: you see, when there were bad guys around, mommy, daddy, and aunty fought them off together. aunty used it to help us defeat the evil person.
child: but why does daddy have those chain marks on him?
sakura: ...
2) Rider needs to keep her hands off the merchandise.
Kid: Hey daddy the priestess said your a premature ejaculator. What does that mean?
Shirou: Oh KAREN!!!!!! I AM THE BONE OF MY SWORD......
Later...
Rin: they just can't keep that job filled can they?
Kid digging through shirous drawers....
Kid: daddy what's Tohno Gland extract?
!すでのな