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Posted: December 5th, 2008, 10:03 am
by inferno_flamex
~~In an arcade~~


Arcade Machine: "K-O... Winner!"

Kid1 (Loser): No way! You cannot do that! You CANNOT do that!
Kid2 (Winner): Of coz i can!

Kid1: Nu-uh! You CANNOT win against ME! You must have Cheated!
Kid2: Say's who!? I beat you FAIR AND SQUARE!

Kid1: CHEATER!!
Kid2: LIAR!!!
Kid1: CHEAT!!!
Kid2: LIES!!!
Kid1: CHEATER!! Cheater!
Kid2: LIAR!!! Liar!

Kid 1 & 2: ..... DAAADDDYYY!!!

...
......

Dad1 (Kid1's Dad): Huumph! What is it? You know i hate being around all these... MONGRELS...
Kid1: Daddy! Daddy! He CHEATED... He cheated and won daddy!
Dad1: Well? What would you expect from mongrels like-

-:-:-:-:-:-meanwhile-:-:-:-:-:-

Dad2 (Kid2's Dad): Ahhh! Keep your voice low... We wouldnt want to be rude to the other customers now...
Kid2: Dadddyyy! He's calling me a cheater.. He's lieing... I won fairly.. but...
Dad2: Aww.. Its only a game... No use crying.. Here, let me talk to-

*both dads notice each other*

Dad 1 & 2: ... YOU!?


Dad1: FAKER!!
Dad2: Sore Loser!

Dad1: You're a FAKER! FAKE! Fake fake fake!!!
Dad2: You're just sore because i BEAT YOU!! Looser~

Dad1: A MONGREL like you is not WORTHY of the REAL weapons... You FAKER!
Dad2: You're just saying that because you lost.. AGAINST ME!


Dad1: Fakerfakerfakerfakerfaker....
Dad2: SoreloserSoreloserSoreloserSoreloser....

Kids: ....

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If you guys STILL dont getit...
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@Message..
Mehh.. Just ignore it or something.. I think the problem might be he/she/they dont really know what EXACTLY it is you do.. >__>
*shrug*

Posted: December 5th, 2008, 10:48 am
by Raitei
Message wrote:
redlar66 wrote:Where's Message when you need really want him?
Other than Raitei and Mkilbride making utter fools of themselves, even more so than usual, I don't see anything of interest there. What exactly is it you wanted of me?
that's harsh. :P as I said, I only pointed out a possibility when mkilbride starts jumping on me and said "nononothatcanthappenomgwtfbecausetheresnoproofthatcanhappen". my fault on being carried away though...

btw, who would gil have a kid with? lol.

Posted: December 5th, 2008, 10:55 am
by xthr
Raitei wrote:
Message wrote:
redlar66 wrote:Where's Message when you need really want him?
Other than Raitei and Mkilbride making utter fools of themselves, even more so than usual, I don't see anything of interest there. What exactly is it you wanted of me?
that's harsh. :P as I said, I only pointed out a possibility when mkilbride starts jumping on me and said "nononothatcanthappenomgwtfbecausetheresnoproofthatcanhappen". my fault on being carried away though...

btw, who would gil have a kid with? lol.
Kirei-ko of course.
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Posted: December 5th, 2008, 11:21 am
by redlar66
It was a jest... :? About those "stay on topic" posts that Message posts at times. And how raitei and Mkilbride are arguing over who's the more correct Saberphile.
Saberphilia: *Insert witty comment here*

Normally, gender-benders are cute...Kireiko is scary :shock:

Boy: Hey Dad!
Shirou: What is it?
Son: Look what mommy gave me! *Holds up a gold coin*
Shirou: Wow! That's pretty cool. Where'd Mommy get it from?
Son: She said it's a souvenir from grandpa. How come I never get to meet grandma and grandpa?
Shirou: Well...they're away on a trip. Traveling around the world. Come on, let's go get some ice cream!
Son: Yay! Ice cream!


Shirou: Then we'll flip for it!
Son: Okay! *Pulls out coin*
Caster: Ah! No-no, it's okay. I'll do it myself~
Shirou: We can't let you do that, dear. Not in your condition.
Son: Right then! *Flips the coin in the air* Heads!
*Pshew! Pshew! Bangitybangbang! Burst of light! Woosh of wind! Roaring sound! Poof!*
Golden Fleece (Kin-chan): *Glomp* Yay! Master~!
Caster:...
*Ceiling falls in*
Shirou:...
Son:*Blush*


Meh...Needs work. But it's late, so whatever.

Posted: December 5th, 2008, 11:59 am
by Raitei
redlar66 wrote:
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uh, argon coin? :?

Posted: December 5th, 2008, 12:25 pm
by inferno_flamex
Kireiko...

Ew ew ewww... XDDDDDDD
Ewww eewww eewwww eewww...


ROFL!

An emotionless, uhh... Nun!?

Sorry.. NOT my type.. ROFL! XDDD
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Ehem... Since i needed to cool down abit.. I've returned with another joke!


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-:-:-:-:-:-:- Continuation of my Caster and Kuzuki... -:-:-:-:-:-:-


Assasin: What do you mean you hired a babysitter?
Caster: It is just what it means... It is Souichiro-sama's decision and i thoroughly support him... Therefor you are now free to do as you wish, Assasin..

Assasin: You say i am free and yet you know of my limitations to this mountain. Looking after that boy has been the only pleasure i find in being shackled here...

Caster: SILENCE Assasin.

Assasin: ...
Caster: Despite the holy grail war coming to an abrupt halt.. You should still know who you serve...

Assasin: ...
Caster: Good... Protect the entrance as always... Make sure that nobody enters while Soichiro-sama and I are-

Baby: Aha! Uncle Saasin!... Maamaa~ *crawls up towards the two of them*
Caster: !? What IS the babysitter doing leaving him alone like this?! *picks up baby*

...

*Kuzuki's voice from within the temple*
Kuzuki: CASTER!! We have been intruded! The babysitter is knocked unconcious! And our baby has been KIDNAPPED!
Caster: !?!? Wha-

Kuzuki: By the looks of it.. The babysitter have been hit by something blunt, I can see THREE strikes that comes at the same time... CASTER! Its DANGEROUS!!
Caster: Three... strikes?!

Baby: Ahaa! *giggles* TSUBAME! *giggles* Uncle Saasin! TSUBAME! *shakes rattle*

Caster: Assasin... You did'nt happen, to have taught him... ANYTHING... Did you?

Baby: Tssuuubame Saasiin! *shake rattle* *shake rattle* Ahahaha~

Assasin: ...

Posted: December 6th, 2008, 6:55 pm
by xthr
xD I can't imagine Kuzuki shouting

Posted: December 7th, 2008, 12:27 am
by Kid-Wolf
I'm requesting someone to do a Karen Shirou pairing, either that or a Karen Lancer pairing before I make one myself, and it might be pretty bad if I do it first.

Posted: December 7th, 2008, 12:34 am
by Watashimo
Mmk. Request granted.

Lancer:...
Karen:...
Lancer: So, why are we paired together?
Karen: Kid-wolf requested it...
Kid: So, I was just made out of necessity?

Heh. Took me 3 seconds to do!

Edit: I actually thought of something.

*Lancer stares at the miniature Gae Bulg in his hands*
Lancer: *twitch* What did you do with my lance to produce this!?
Karen: Well...
Lancer: Wait - thats not the problem! HOW DO YOU GET PREGNANT OFF A LANCE!?

Posted: December 7th, 2008, 1:23 am
by Mkilbride
Watashimo wrote:Mmk. Request granted.

Lancer:...
Karen:...
Lancer: So, why are we paired together?
Karen: Kid-wolf requested it...
Kid: So, I was just made out of necessity?

Heh. Took me 3 seconds to do!

Edit: I actually thought of something.

*Lancer stares at the miniature Gae Bulg in his hands*
Lancer: *twitch* What did you do with my lance to produce this!?
Karen: Well...
Lancer: Wait - thats not the problem! HOW DO YOU GET PREGNANT OFF A LANCE!?
Geeze, he'll never look at his Lance the same way again. Could be his new attack.

The Lance of Promised Pregnancy.

Posted: December 7th, 2008, 2:58 am
by xthr
Mkilbride wrote:
Watashimo wrote:Mmk. Request granted.

Lancer:...
Karen:...
Lancer: So, why are we paired together?
Karen: Kid-wolf requested it...
Kid: So, I was just made out of necessity?

Heh. Took me 3 seconds to do!

Edit: I actually thought of something.

*Lancer stares at the miniature Gae Bulg in his hands*
Lancer: *twitch* What did you do with my lance to produce this!?
Karen: Well...
Lancer: Wait - thats not the problem! HOW DO YOU GET PREGNANT OFF A LANCE!?
Geeze, he'll never look at his Lance the same way again. Could be his new attack.

The Lance of Promised Pregnancy.
win quote right there.

Posted: December 7th, 2008, 3:38 am
by Kid-Wolf
Somehow the request idea actually worked for the lolz. Ok becuase I didn't want to do it I'll try my hand with Karen and Lance.

Son: Mom where's dad at?
Karen: What do you need with that dog?
Son: Ummm... Why are you calling him a dog?
Karen: Because he is one.

*meanwhile at the docks*

Lancer: *sneezes* It seems Karen is calling me a dog to our son again. *sigh*
Shirou: Man you must have it rought being wiht that perveted nun all day though.
Lancer: At least I know that when you're killed you die.
Shirou: ... Leave me alone.

Posted: December 7th, 2008, 4:24 am
by nobaka
nanaya_shinya wrote:What's the title of that doujin again? (just woke up)
I'm sure it's somewhere on GakuGaku... I thought I had it saved.

Posted: December 7th, 2008, 5:59 am
by Rikh
xthr wrote:
Raitei wrote:
Message wrote: Other than Raitei and Mkilbride making utter fools of themselves, even more so than usual, I don't see anything of interest there. What exactly is it you wanted of me?
that's harsh. :P as I said, I only pointed out a possibility when mkilbride starts jumping on me and said "nononothatcanthappenomgwtfbecausetheresnoproofthatcanhappen". my fault on being carried away though...

btw, who would gil have a kid with? lol.
Kirei-ko of course.
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id hate to see a route for that...

Posted: December 7th, 2008, 6:01 am
by Raitei
how about karen and avenger? :wink:

Posted: December 7th, 2008, 6:02 am
by Watashimo
Wouldn't Karen give birth to a flood of evil that would envelop the world?

Posted: December 7th, 2008, 6:03 am
by Rikh
Watashimo wrote:Wouldn't Karen give birth to a flood of evil that would envelop the world?
no, just a Kotomine

Posted: December 7th, 2008, 6:05 am
by xthr
If Kotomine was a girl, I'd LOVE a Kirei route :D. It could fill BOTH the cold apathetic AND older woman niche.

Posted: December 7th, 2008, 6:11 am
by Rikh
xthr wrote:If Kotomine was a girl, I'd LOVE a Kirei route :D. It could fill BOTH the cold apathetic AND older woman niche.
The ero scene would be intolerably painful for the main protagonist...


Although Kotomine might be more like a Tsugumi like charatcer....

Posted: December 7th, 2008, 6:14 am
by Raitei
Rikh wrote:
Watashimo wrote:Wouldn't Karen give birth to a flood of evil that would envelop the world?
no, just a Kotomine
karen is already a female kotomine (in both scarier and comical sense). (like father like daughter?) >.>
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