What will they tell the kids...(Spoilers obviously)
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ROFL. i laughed so hard i fell out of my chair.... now i'm really soreKuuya/Fabre wrote:Kuuya - " Let me try a hand in this!
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Kid - Waaah! Kawaiiii! Thank you Papa!
Gil - Heh, if you want to on top of everyone, you first need to have some good hunting dogs.
Kid - Can I name them?
Gil - Sure kid.
Kid - Ah, this one would be Shirou, and this one would be Archer, and then...
Gil - Huh?
Kid - they're mongrels right?
Kids: Hey sir , could you sing us a song?
Gilgamesh: Okay , no problem
Gilgamesh: If you're a mongrel and you know it clap your hands~ *clap* *clap*
Gilgamesh: If you're a mongrel and you know it clap your hands~ *clap* *clap*
Gilgamesh: If you're a mongrel and you know it and you really want to fake it!
Gilgamesh: Then you should all die under my hands~ *give out evil smile & laughter*
Kids: *run away while crying*
Gilgamesh: Okay , no problem
Gilgamesh: If you're a mongrel and you know it clap your hands~ *clap* *clap*
Gilgamesh: If you're a mongrel and you know it clap your hands~ *clap* *clap*
Gilgamesh: If you're a mongrel and you know it and you really want to fake it!
Gilgamesh: Then you should all die under my hands~ *give out evil smile & laughter*
Kids: *run away while crying*
"You sit proudly in this cave , like a Queen of Egypt.
In my service to you , I shall never know rest.
To prove my devotion , I have stolen this ostentatious offering.
But I'll show you things your dark blue eye haven't seen , smiles like a lake in the sun , blossoming like a lotus."
In my service to you , I shall never know rest.
To prove my devotion , I have stolen this ostentatious offering.
But I'll show you things your dark blue eye haven't seen , smiles like a lake in the sun , blossoming like a lotus."
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I want to try too, I'll make another music to the Gilgamesh's Song for Kids Disc Collection.
Gilgamesh: I want to kick your head until I blow it away...
Gilgamesh: After that I repeat the same thing until I smash you for your shame...
Gilgamesh: Why? Can't you learn just this lesson?...
Gilgamesh: You can't do nothing at all, you mongrels...
Gilgamesh: I'm Gil... And I'll take your life awaaaay...
*Sound of running kids (again...)
Gilgamesh: I'm very good... Kids quickly go tell their mongrel parents about my song
I know I'll release a CD very soon... (evil laugh)
Sorry, I problably sucked at it
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Gilgamesh: I want to kick your head until I blow it away...
Gilgamesh: After that I repeat the same thing until I smash you for your shame...
Gilgamesh: Why? Can't you learn just this lesson?...
Gilgamesh: You can't do nothing at all, you mongrels...
Gilgamesh: I'm Gil... And I'll take your life awaaaay...
*Sound of running kids (again...)
Gilgamesh: I'm very good... Kids quickly go tell their mongrel parents about my song
I know I'll release a CD very soon... (evil laugh)
Sorry, I problably sucked at it
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Three guys where drinking on top of a building, taking in the breeze and enjoying their time.
First Guy: Woah, if you fall from this height you'd surely die.
Second Guy: Not really. You see that newly cemented part of the sidewalk down there? They used a cool space age rubber polymer cement for that. You can drop a 1 ton weight from this height and that thing would cushion its fall.
First Guy: shiiit, you just screwin with me.
Second Guy: No, I'm telling you the truth. Here let me show you.
*second guy shoves the third guy off the side of the building. Third guy falls to his death but after striking the pavement picks himself up and casually dusts of the dirt from his pants.*
First Guy: Damn, that's one wicked fall and that guy lived. Let me try it too!
*First guy jumps off and falls to his death, his head breaking open like a splattered watermelon at a beach party.*
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"And that's how I killed off Shirou with the help of Berserker." Lancer proudly beats his chest before his son.
"Wow dad, that was soooo kewl."
First Guy: Woah, if you fall from this height you'd surely die.
Second Guy: Not really. You see that newly cemented part of the sidewalk down there? They used a cool space age rubber polymer cement for that. You can drop a 1 ton weight from this height and that thing would cushion its fall.
First Guy: shiiit, you just screwin with me.
Second Guy: No, I'm telling you the truth. Here let me show you.
*second guy shoves the third guy off the side of the building. Third guy falls to his death but after striking the pavement picks himself up and casually dusts of the dirt from his pants.*
First Guy: Damn, that's one wicked fall and that guy lived. Let me try it too!
*First guy jumps off and falls to his death, his head breaking open like a splattered watermelon at a beach party.*
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"And that's how I killed off Shirou with the help of Berserker." Lancer proudly beats his chest before his son.
"Wow dad, that was soooo kewl."
Kid
Daddy! Uncle Gilgamesh's kid Gilgil bullied me~
Shirou
What?! Damn that anti-mongrel and his freak child
Kid
Do something please.....
Shirou: I'll teach them a lesson that they will never forget
Shirou: *Trace On*......*Search and find the strongest weopon*
Shirou
RRAAAAWWWWWRRRRRRRR!
Shirou
Behold! TEH BAN HAMMER! *crush*
*Gilgamesh and Gilgil have been banned from this forum*
Shirou
Kid
Shirou: I'll teach them a lesson that they will never forget
Shirou: *Trace On*......*Search and find the strongest weopon*
Shirou
Shirou
*Gilgamesh and Gilgil have been banned from this forum*
"You sit proudly in this cave , like a Queen of Egypt.
In my service to you , I shall never know rest.
To prove my devotion , I have stolen this ostentatious offering.
But I'll show you things your dark blue eye haven't seen , smiles like a lake in the sun , blossoming like a lotus."
In my service to you , I shall never know rest.
To prove my devotion , I have stolen this ostentatious offering.
But I'll show you things your dark blue eye haven't seen , smiles like a lake in the sun , blossoming like a lotus."
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I'll try another one
Lancer: Son, if you want to use Gae Bolg, you'll have to make sure you kill your opponent, okay?
Son: Yes, dad. But dad... Wasn't Uncle Shirou your enemy? Why is Uncle Shirou alive?
Lancer: Well, kid, he is special...
Lancer: He won't die even if he is killed...
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I think this one was better
Lancer: Son, if you want to use Gae Bolg, you'll have to make sure you kill your opponent, okay?
Son: Yes, dad. But dad... Wasn't Uncle Shirou your enemy? Why is Uncle Shirou alive?
Lancer: Well, kid, he is special...
Lancer: He won't die even if he is killed...
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I think this one was better
"Let Chaos consume your soul, and you won't be neither good nor evil, neither light nor darkness. You will be hollow, will be future, will be freedom." -Chaos Chaud
"You defeat him" -GARcher
"Drown in your ideals and die" -GARcher
"My spine hurts. My body is cold. My fingers are frozen. Yet, my brain burns with fire."- T. Shiki
"You defeat him" -GARcher
"Drown in your ideals and die" -GARcher
"My spine hurts. My body is cold. My fingers are frozen. Yet, my brain burns with fire."- T. Shiki
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To tack onto that:Chaos Chaud wrote:I'll try another one
Lancer: Son, if you want to use Gae Bolg, you'll have to make sure you kill your opponent, okay?
Son: Yes, dad. But dad... Wasn't Uncle Shirou your enemy? Why is Uncle Shirou alive?
Lancer: Well, kid, he is special...
Lancer: He won't die even if he is killed...
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I think this one was better
Shirou:*sneezes* I wonder who's talking about me now.
Karen: Knowing him it probably was my dog talking to my son.
Shirou: So you are a perverted priestess after all.
Karen: Well at least he's much better in bed you premature ejaculator.
Child: And so it begins again. I'll go find Lancer and talk to him as well then.
- Finding my way through this garden is rather unbearable, but if it is to keep the one I adore company I will endure it for her sake, and her sake alone.
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I made another one...
This is long so I'll put a spoiler tag
Shirou x Rin (HF route)
epilogue
FIN
Finally...
I think this one dried up my imagination...
This is long so I'll put a spoiler tag
Shirou x Rin (HF route)
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FIN
Finally...
I think this one dried up my imagination...
"Let Chaos consume your soul, and you won't be neither good nor evil, neither light nor darkness. You will be hollow, will be future, will be freedom." -Chaos Chaud
"You defeat him" -GARcher
"Drown in your ideals and die" -GARcher
"My spine hurts. My body is cold. My fingers are frozen. Yet, my brain burns with fire."- T. Shiki
"You defeat him" -GARcher
"Drown in your ideals and die" -GARcher
"My spine hurts. My body is cold. My fingers are frozen. Yet, my brain burns with fire."- T. Shiki
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Thanks, it seems the hard work of my now melted brain paid off... 
"Let Chaos consume your soul, and you won't be neither good nor evil, neither light nor darkness. You will be hollow, will be future, will be freedom." -Chaos Chaud
"You defeat him" -GARcher
"Drown in your ideals and die" -GARcher
"My spine hurts. My body is cold. My fingers are frozen. Yet, my brain burns with fire."- T. Shiki
"You defeat him" -GARcher
"Drown in your ideals and die" -GARcher
"My spine hurts. My body is cold. My fingers are frozen. Yet, my brain burns with fire."- T. Shiki
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so much greatness...Xanathos wrote:Rin and Shirou: the joy of babies.
Warning: Contains medical science stuff.
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well played sir.....VERY well played
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I laughed my heart at this one
. Good Job, Xanathos 
Edit: I don't want to double post so I'm editing XD
TV: "Unlimited Baby Works- A product sponsored by The Tohno Gland Company and The Emiya Marble Company"
Yakuza-Boss Shirou: And that's how we became rich, son. Remember this kid
if you have the right partner, destiny will lead both to a golden future.
Yakuza Son: Kill everyone that turn against us, we just have to kill them!!
Yakuza-Boss Shirou: You're getting pretty good at this, kid. Remember
they're just a bunch of stupid mongrels
Now-Poor Gilgamesh: That's it! You steal my money, my belongings, my Golden Rule, and now you even steal my line!!
Yakuza-Boss Shirou: Oh, my... I haven't even stolen your life yet... But that ends now. Partner, would you like the honor?
Partner:*stabs Gigamesh's Point of Death*
Yakuza-Boss Shirou: HAHAHA, a drink, partner! For our Power!! For our golden future!!!
Yakuza Son: MONGRELS! JUST A BUNCH OF STUPID MONGRELS!!! ALL OF THEM!!!!
Edit: I don't want to double post so I'm editing XD
TV: "Unlimited Baby Works- A product sponsored by The Tohno Gland Company and The Emiya Marble Company"
Yakuza-Boss Shirou: And that's how we became rich, son. Remember this kid
Yakuza Son: Kill everyone that turn against us, we just have to kill them!!
Yakuza-Boss Shirou: You're getting pretty good at this, kid. Remember
Now-Poor Gilgamesh: That's it! You steal my money, my belongings, my Golden Rule, and now you even steal my line!!
Yakuza-Boss Shirou: Oh, my... I haven't even stolen your life yet... But that ends now. Partner, would you like the honor?
Partner:*stabs Gigamesh's Point of Death*
Yakuza-Boss Shirou: HAHAHA, a drink, partner! For our Power!! For our golden future!!!
Yakuza Son: MONGRELS! JUST A BUNCH OF STUPID MONGRELS!!! ALL OF THEM!!!!
"Let Chaos consume your soul, and you won't be neither good nor evil, neither light nor darkness. You will be hollow, will be future, will be freedom." -Chaos Chaud
"You defeat him" -GARcher
"Drown in your ideals and die" -GARcher
"My spine hurts. My body is cold. My fingers are frozen. Yet, my brain burns with fire."- T. Shiki
"You defeat him" -GARcher
"Drown in your ideals and die" -GARcher
"My spine hurts. My body is cold. My fingers are frozen. Yet, my brain burns with fire."- T. Shiki
Lol, I think Gilgamesh is likeChaos Chaud wrote:I laughed my heart at this one. Good Job, Xanathos
Edit: I don't want to double post so I'm editing XD
TV: "Unlimited Baby Works- A product sponsored by The Tohno Gland Company and The Emiya Marble Company"
Yakuza-Boss Shirou: And that's how we became rich, son. Remember this kidif you have the right partner, destiny will lead both to a golden future.
Yakuza Son: Kill everyone that turn against us, we just have to kill them!!
Yakuza-Boss Shirou: You're getting pretty good at this, kid. Rememberthey're just a bunch of stupid mongrels
Now-Poor Gilgamesh: That's it! You steal my money, my belongings, my Golden Rule, and now you even steal my line!!
Yakuza-Boss Shirou: Oh, my... I haven't even stolen your life yet... But that ends now. Partner, would you like the honor?
Partner:*stabs Gigamesh's Point of Death*
Yakuza-Boss Shirou: HAHAHA, a drink, partner! For our Power!! For our golden future!!!
Yakuza Son: MONGRELS! JUST A BUNCH OF STUPID MONGRELS!!! ALL OF THEM!!!!
"You can take my money, you can take my abilities, and you can take my power, but you can NEVER take my line!!!"