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by **Mkilbride** » February 12th, 2009, 7:05 am

Yeah, the Arata one got abit weird lol.

by **Arata Arawnell** » February 13th, 2009, 12:48 am

Lol sorrry >.< Imma do another.

by **Arata Arawnell** » February 13th, 2009, 12:49 am

(Sorry for double posting)

Shirou X Rin

Shirou: "Damnit! I'll never get this damn projection magick right!"

Rin: *Sigh* "Shirou, You have to concentrate!"

Shirou: "Ehck...." *Extreme concentration on the stick.*

Kid: "Daaaadddy!!!"

Shirou: "WAAAAH!" *Bang, falls over*

Rin: "Hi baby, what are you doing here?" *Smile* "Your father is just practicing projection, nothing at all fun, considering he hasn't been able to do it in a while."

Kid: "Mommy, can I pweeze have a cornasaur?"

Rin: "Uhm...." *Think's it's a new toy*

Kid: "Plllleeeeaaaasssseeeeee!"

Rin: *Sigh* "Sorry hun, we're kind of busy here...."

Shirou: "Yea, sorry."

Kid: "Aweee...."

Rin: *Slaps hand's together* "I got it!, Shirou, Make her one!"

Shirou: "Yea huh!! I'll do it, But first, I need to see it."

Kid: "Kaaaaay!" *Run's off and bring's art supplies.*

Kid: "Yosh!"

Rin and Shirou: *Smile*

Kid: *Drew a weird corn thing with hand's and arm's, has a sharp mouth with sharp teeth."

Shrou: "Anno...." *Frowns* "I will try my best!" *Smiles*

Kid: "Yaaaaay!"

Shirou: "Trace.... On!" *Put's on a big show for his son and says every word with big authority* "Basic structure...Analyzed....."

Kid: "OoooOOOoo!!!"

Shirou: *At the end of it all* "Kyaaaaaa!" *Thrust's arm with stick pointed out* "Erck..." *Nothing happened to the stick.*

Kid: "Awww...."

Rin: "Ah, sorry hun, we'll just buy you one later kay?"

Kid: "But I want it now...."

Shirou: "Sorry son.."

Kid: "It's kay daddy, mommy said I shouldn't expect much from you." *Smiles and grab's picture and run's to his room, Excited for some reason.*

Rin: "Errr...."

Shirou: *Stare*

*A few hours of argueing later*

Kid: "MOoooommyy!! Daddddyyyy! Look!"

Rin and Shirou: *Both run to his room*

Rin + Shirou: "What is it???" *They come upon a room filled with Cornasaurases, filling every space with their son sitting on top of the pile.*

Kid: "I did it aaaalll by myself!!"

Rin + Shirou:"......"

Shirou to Rin: "Ok, where's Archer hiding at this time?"

Rin: "Uhhh!" *Nervous* "H-He's your child! I swear it!"

Kid: "But mommy! What about those videos?"

Rin: "SHHHHHH"

Archer falling from the roof: "Oh crap!"

Shirou: " AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

*Bang! POW! BOOM!*

Cornasauras resembling Gilgamesh: "MONGRELS!!"

by **Rikh** » February 13th, 2009, 3:24 am

Arata Arawnell wrote:
Cornasauras resembling Gilgamesh: "MONGRELS!!"

Lol @ archer and gilgamesh parts

by **Kikuchi** » February 13th, 2009, 3:31 am

Arata Arawnell wrote:Rin: "Uhhh!" *Nervous* "H-He's your child! I swear it!"

But it's true, in a sense. D:

And if I were Shirou, I would be depressed instead of suspecting Archer.

by **Xanathos** » February 14th, 2009, 3:23 pm

Rin: Shirou I am pregnant.
Shirou: Don't worry I know what to do!
*traces captain falcons suit
Shirou: FAAAAAAALCON PUN-
Rin: WRONG!
*blasts shirou with gandr
Shirou: I think I just got aids....
Rin: Sucks to be you

by **Xamdou** » February 15th, 2009, 4:34 am

Gilgamesh x ????

Gil's children

Maka: Daddy!
Osaka: Daddy!
Nanako: Daddy!
Goshiro: Daddy!
Riko: Daddy!
Ellen: Daddy!
Lilia: Daddy!
Sasuki: Daddy!

Gilgamesh

I love you all!

by **inferno_flamex** » February 15th, 2009, 5:42 am

Xamdou wrote:Gilgamesh x ????

Gil's children

Maka: Daddy!
Osaka: Daddy!
Nanako: Daddy!
Goshiro: Daddy!
Riko: Daddy!
Ellen: Daddy!
Lilia: Daddy!
Sasuki: Daddy!

Gilgamesh I love you all!

I LOVE THIS ONE TOO! XDDDDD

by **Headron** » February 18th, 2009, 5:11 am

Xamdou wrote:Gilgamesh x ????

Gil's children

Maka: Daddy!
Osaka: Daddy!
Nanako: Daddy!
Goshiro: Daddy!
Riko: Daddy!
Ellen: Daddy!
Lilia: Daddy!
Sasuki: Daddy!

Gilgamesh I love you all!

i lol'd so hard when i read it. Awesome man

by **KratosIrving** » February 18th, 2009, 5:37 am

Since there's eight of them, guess Gil could be Octo-Dad.

)

by **inferno_flamex** » February 26th, 2009, 11:43 am

I suddenly got this idea when i came across somehing while browsing the net... XDDD

And im quite sure that i dont remember anyone making TRUE Assasin a father before...

...
......

~True Assasin & Wife~

Baby: WAAAA!!~~~

T.A: Dear, our son seems to hate me.. Every time i tried to carry him in my (freaky) arm.. He cries...
Wife: Well Darling... I believe its because of your mask. Its all pale and SCARY! And its the ONLY THING he see's of you... Everything else about you is so dark... Worse, at night.

TA: But i've got no choice... You know that I dont have a face underneath this mask for him to see...
Wife: Then i suggest getting a better mask then shouldnt you?

TA: What kind of mask would that be?

Wife: Well.. Try finding a smiling mask for example...
TA: Uhuh... uhhh.. A clown mask?

Wife: NO! you dolt.. not a clown mask...
TA: Ah.. Ok.. sorry... Just one that is smiling would do then huh?.

Wife: Oh.. Maybe getting a happier color would be good as well...
TA: ooh... And what color would you recommend now Dear?

Wife: Hmm... Try something yellow, or orange... Hopefully he would react positively to those striking colours of the sun...

TA: !!~ Of course! Why didnt i think of this before!... Thank you dear.. I'll get a new, happier mask, in the morning and rock our son to sleep tomorrow night.

... TOMORROW NIGHT ...

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by **Xamdou** » February 26th, 2009, 12:40 pm

LOL nice!

Now my turn to try

Archer's kid

Kid: Hey daddy since you got Avalon which makes you immortal, what might be your weakness then?

Archer: Good question.My weakness is that I am too AWESOME and GAR which might be a little troublesome sometime...

Kid: Daddy.....aren't you too old to tell this kind of joke?

Archer: Its the fact you little jerk!

by **WarLord** » February 28th, 2009, 5:09 am

I've had this one on the brain for awhile now, so I might as well let it out while its still fresh:

Rin + Shirou

[During dinner]

Everyone: "Thanks for the meal"

Girl 1: (whispers to sister) "Should we ask them now?"

Girl 2: "....Okay, but you start."

Girl 1: "Why me? You're the oldest"

Girl 2: "Only by 1 minute. Besides, you want to know more than I do."

Girl 1: "Fine, scaredy cat."

Girl 2: "Hmph!"

[Girl 1 turns to Shirou and Rin]

Girl 1: "Mom, Dad...?"

Shirou: "Yes [insert name], what is it?"

Girl 1: "Well...me and [insert name] were wondering about something."

[Short Pause]

Rin: "Go on sweetie, you can tell us anything."

Girl 1: "....Right. We want to know where do babies come from?"

[Shirou and Rin glance at each other]

Rin: [smiles] "Don't worry Shirou, I'll handle this one."

Shirou: "......."

[turns to kids]

Rin: "Well children, its quite simple. When a man and a woman love each other, they perform a secret ritual."

Twins: "Ritual?"

Rin: "Yep, thats right." (smiles)

Girl 2: "You mean like a magic ritual?"

Rin: "Hmm...I guess you could call it magical."

Girl 1: "Was it romantic?"

Rin: "Eh...well...sometimes it is, but your father he...."

[Twins move in closer]

Rin: "Violated me..." (fakes crying)

Shirou: (spits out his tea) "What?!"

Girl 1: "Daddy why?!"

Girl 2: "How could you?!"

Rin: "Oh kids, it was horrible! Your daddy doesn't know the meaning of restraint. I was nothing but a doll to fulfill his insatiable lust!"

Twins: (gasps)

Shirou: "Its not true, I swear I didn't do anything wrong!"

[They all glare at him with evil eyes. Shirou takes a big gulp.]

Rin: [Gets up dramatically] "Thats not all, he grabbed your poor mama like this (picks the twins up) and spun me around the room!"

[She spins the two girls around]

Twins: "Kyaaaa!"

[Shirou slaps his forehead]

Shirou: "This is ridiculous..."

Rin: "Then he dropped his pants and out comes this big scary anaconda with one eye ready to devour me!"

[The twins scream and run to their room, Rin crosses her arms with pride. Shirou glares at her with a tear in his eye.]

Shirou: "I hope you realize they hate me now..."

Rin: "Ah they'll get over it."

Shirou: "I'd better go clear things up"

[Before he gets a chance to leave the room, Rin grabs a hold of his sleave.]

Rin: "Before you go, lets use this opportunity to perform our secret ritual."

Shirou: (sweatdrop) "You planned this the whole time....didn't you?"

Rin: "Well, I did kill two birds with one stone. We get to fool around, and we probably won't have to worry about our kids being sexually active until they're 30."

Shirou: "You're a demon..."

[Rin winks and sticks out her tongue]

Rin: (wraps her arms around Shirou) "Violate me papa!"

[Across the room Saber lets out a big sigh]

Saber: "Apparently they've forgotten me..."

by **Mkilbride** » February 28th, 2009, 5:27 am

Rin would want Saber to watch. I just know it. She'd be like "Fufu...he's mine"

Good one. Still, I'm surprised my topic got to 14 pages.

by **Rein** » February 28th, 2009, 4:24 pm

Lol, that one was really good. Especially the inclusion of saber at the end :lol:

by **inferno_flamex** » February 28th, 2009, 5:01 pm

WarLord wrote:I've had this one on the brain for awhile now, so I might as well let it out while its still fresh:

Rin + Shirou

[During dinner]

Everyone: "Thanks for the meal"

Girl 1: (whispers to sister) "Should we ask them now?"

.....
.......
..........
...................
[Across the room Saber lets out a big sigh]

Saber: "Apparently they've forgotten me..."

[On top of the roof Gilgamesh looks abit annoyed]

Gilgamesh: Heh... Zaashuun~... I guess im forgotten as well...

[Gil then peeks from on top of the roof to Saber]

Gilgamesh: So... Saber... How YOU doin'?

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...

Fix'd... XDDDD

by **-Shiki-** » February 28th, 2009, 5:55 pm

and that completes the whole story..XD

by **WarLord** » February 28th, 2009, 9:36 pm

inferno_flamex wrote:
WarLord wrote:I've had this one on the brain for awhile now, so I might as well let it out while its still fresh:

Rin + Shirou

[During dinner]

Everyone: "Thanks for the meal"

Girl 1: (whispers to sister) "Should we ask them now?"

.....
.......
..........
...................
[Across the room Saber lets out a big sigh]

Saber: "Apparently they've forgotten me..."

[On top of the roof Gilgamesh looks abit annoyed]

Gilgamesh: Heh... Zaashuun~... I guess im forgotten as well...

[Gil then peeks from on top of the roof to Saber]

Gilgamesh: So... Saber... How YOU doin'?

..
...

Fix'd... XDDDD

Lol, of course. Can't end a story without Gilgamesh anymore. Unless you're a mongrel.

by **Headron** » February 28th, 2009, 10:00 pm

inferno_flamex wrote:
WarLord wrote:I've had this one on the brain for awhile now, so I might as well let it out while its still fresh:

Rin + Shirou

[During dinner]

Everyone: "Thanks for the meal"

Girl 1: (whispers to sister) "Should we ask them now?"

.....
.......
..........
...................
[Across the room Saber lets out a big sigh]

Saber: "Apparently they've forgotten me..."

[On top of the roof Gilgamesh looks abit annoyed]

Gilgamesh: Heh... Zaashuun~... I guess im forgotten as well...

[Gil then peeks from on top of the roof to Saber]

Gilgamesh: So... Saber... How YOU doin'?

[Meanwhile in the twins room]

Girl 1: Lets swear off men for good!

Girl 2: yeah who wants to play with a big scary one-eyed anaconda any way.

[ And so the twins dedicated their lives to being lesbians out of disgust with the oposite sex. Shirou was very
sad because of this and swore to be abstinate for the rest of his life. Rin having lost her greatest pleasure in life
decided to go after the only other guy near the house.... Gilgamesh]

Saber: and once again i'm being forgotten.

..
...

Fix'd... XDDDD

Fix'd Again

by **Kuuya/Fabre** » March 1st, 2009, 6:41 am

Kuuya - " Let me try a hand in this!

~0~0~0~

Kid - Waaah! Kawaiiii! Thank you Papa!

Gil - Heh, if you want to on top of everyone, you first need to have some good hunting dogs.

Kid - Can I name them?

Gil - Sure kid.

Kid - Ah, this one would be Shirou, and this one would be Archer, and then...

Gil - Huh?

Kid - they're mongrels right?

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