Lol Lemme try!!
Shirou and Saber's Kid.
Kid: Mommy, why does dad like getting beat up so much when you practice?
Saber: I think he's secretely a masochist and is enjoying it.
Kid: What's a masokist?
Saber: Uh, someone that likes getting hurt.
Kid: But mommy, people are in pain when they hurt!
Saber: *Facepalmjpg* Nao where have I heard that before?
Shirou: "People die when they are killed..!"
Shirou and Rin Kid.
Kid: Mommy, why did you marry daddy?
Rin: Well hun... When he was younger, he was a big masochist that considered women the weaker race and that all women should be treated like fine china and not let them do anything. He made dumb choices and thought he could do thing's he couldn't, and in the end, he was still useless =]. I guess you could say he was very sexist.
Kid: O.o Then why did you marry daddy?
Rin: He's the main character, so what choice do I have
Berserker and Illya's child.
*Illya died at childbirth*
Berserker: *Shifts uncomfertably*
(Couldn't think of anything)
Arata and Saber's Child.
*Shopping at a doll house*
Kid: "DADDY! I want this Tiger dollie!!"
Arata: "Nyaaa, No! Go ask your mother."
*Saber has a lion doll in her hand*
Kid: "Mommie! Can I pweeze have this cute dollie?" *Shoves the Lion doll out of her hand and shows her the Tiger doll*
*She stares at her child then quietly walks to the fallen Lion doll*
*Saber raises up from the bent position, still facing away from her child, then suddenly, she looks back at her child, a fire in her eyes.*
Kid: !!! *Sensing hostility towards tiger* "TIGERS ARE BETTER!"
SABER: !!! *Feeling her daughter's passion* "NOOOOOO!!!"
*Both girl's go aflame, fire dancing around them, A tiger and a lion at the backs of each representative, Two loud roars erupt from the two*
Arata: *Running in the middle of them* "Looookieee!!! I found a cute Elephant!!! AAAIIIIIEEEE!"
*Both girl's stop and stare at Husband/Father*
Arata: Wut? =O
Saber and child: *Both glance at each other's eyes already knowing what to do.*
Arata: "Uh... You girl's are scaring me!" *Holding the elephant doll tightly*
*Both females run to each other and lock arms, then, run to the exhusband/father and trip him forward, into the waiting interlocked arms of the women, delivering a fierce blow. After the execution of the tag team, both women start to beat the candy out of the elephant, all the while holding their doll's.*
Saber and child: *They both stop and stare lovingly into each other's eyes.*
Kid: "Mommy!" *With tear's of acceptance in her eyes*
Saber: "My daughter!" *With tear's of love in her eyes.*
*Both women interlock their arm's and walk towards the cash register, stepping on the fallen man. The lion and the tiger both are smiling, Sharing a common interest at last.*
Arata: *Still dead*
(Thanks ya'll XD)