What will they tell the kids...(Spoilers obviously)

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Unread post by VoidAvesta » January 6th, 2009, 11:43 am

Headron wrote:
Gilgamesh: *leaves to his spot on the roof*
i can imagine Gilgamesh living on Shirou's roof. :D
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Unread post by Kid-Wolf » January 6th, 2009, 3:11 pm

And with that story folks we have the punchline and an Epic Win if you ask me. A hell of a lot better then I was expecting though.

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Unread post by Headron » January 7th, 2009, 8:13 am

What can i say i put alot of effort into that, though near the end my ideas started to run short so if it seems a little rushed to anyone i'm sorry.

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Unread post by Xamdou » January 7th, 2009, 12:39 pm

How long did you took to plan? :shock:
"You sit proudly in this cave , like a Queen of Egypt.
In my service to you , I shall never know rest.
To prove my devotion , I have stolen this ostentatious offering.
But I'll show you things your dark blue eye haven't seen , smiles like a lake in the sun , blossoming like a lotus."

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Unread post by serialies » January 7th, 2009, 4:49 pm

Mabo Tofu: ...wait, this pairing doesn't seem both physically and biologically possible.
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Unread post by Headron » January 7th, 2009, 7:48 pm

Xamdou wrote:How long did you took to plan? :shock:
When i first started it was all on impulse but after i read several peoples reactions i couldn't get the scenario out of my head so i decide to add more. I planed most of it from their untill the post about assassin and that put the most of what i had into place. so in truth except for the JAN 1st i had made up a plan for each other day within a few hours to a day.

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Unread post by HeartCard » January 15th, 2009, 9:12 pm

The epic final battle: Shirou Emiya and Shiki Nanaya are too similiar to mix names...So their child's name is "GAR".
Shirou+Shiki, GAR VS Hercules+Ciel, Herciel VS KOHAKU. FINAL ROUND.
GAR: Damn you, Herciel! I will avenge Granny Taiga's Meal!
Hercuciel: CuCuCu! Curry cur Curry Curry Cur Cu Curry!
GAR: No, it will be you that dies this day!

I AM THE BONER OF MY EROGE
GLAND EXTRACT WAS NOT USED
NEITHER WAS CONCEPTION
I HAVE BANGED OVER A THOUSAND EROGE GIRLS
KNOWN TO LINES OF DEATH
AND KNOWN TO AFTERLIFE
I HAVE CREATED OVER A THOUSAND BLADED ITEMS
YET THOSE HANDS WILL NEVER HOLD A SUITCASE
SO AS I PRAY,
UNLIMITED KNIFE WORKS

Hercuciel: *FIZZLE!!!!* NINE CURRIES!!!

"Yes, time for your nap."
*A misterious red haired lady picks up the two small children and puts them in the nap sack, after injecting each with a "Calm" potion*aka the green paint**

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It was fun. lol By the way, *Fizzle* is used instead of [ ] / *Roar*.

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Gilg+Shirou-ko's Child:

Child: "Mongrel Mother, Mongrel Mother!"
Shirou-ko: "Yes? What is it?"
Child: "Look what I can do!"
*Child traces a giant Balmung*
Shirou-ko: "It's a big sword, but you're dad's is bigger."
*Gilgamesh kicks open the Door*
Gilg: "Mongrel, I'm Hooome."
Shirou-ko: "Did it go well at work today, Dear?"
Gilg: "Mongrels! All of them!"
Shirou-ko: "Oh don't make such a fuss! I made dinner!"
Gilg: "One of these days, Mongrel. A slap of power Great, you'll be sent right into my Gate!"

(For those who don't get it, this is a reference to an old TV show in which the husband would use the phrase
"One of these days, Margrete, Pow, Zoom, Straight to the moon." as a term for beating his wife.)

-Gilg&Son-
Son: "Daddy, how come I don't have a mommy?"
Gilg: "That bitch stole my eternal life!"
Son: "Was she a mongrel?"
Gilg: "No, she was a snake. And I ker-keeled her."
Son: "Then how was I born?"
Gilg: "GATE OF SHUT THE HELL UP!" *Slap*
Gilg: "Foolish boy! Saber was not the only character who had a sex change before implementation! In my case, they left you in me!"
Son: :shock:

-Saber&Shirou?-

Shirou: "I refuse to be your bride."
Gilg: "Why not!?"
Shirou: "I have better!"
Gilg: "Like who!?"
Shirou: "I have Saber!"
Gilg: "That crossdresser is in my gate!"
Shirou: "I still have Sakura!"
Gilg: "Dead...ish. I used her to make the Grail."
Shirou: "I still have Illya!...Rin!...Shit I'm running out of names."
Gilg: "Just name one person living, out of the gate, that's better than me!"
Shirou: "I Can't go on living anymore!" *Jumps at gilg, misses, flys into the gate of babylon opened to ORIGINALLY ker-stab him to death*
Gilg: "...Atleast Taiga is...You know maybe the grail wasn't a good idea to use. Only taiga is left..."

Shirou: "And that's why we live in a magical dimension full of all kinds of legendary weapons."
Saber: "One would not have imagine there to be a House in this place, but there were quite a few items out of place."
*Kid nods while flying around the couple in gilg's flying machine*


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Assassin+Shirou-ko:
Shirou-ko: Inner thoughts(Why am I being used so much).
Child: "So...How does Red Hair and Blue Hair give me blonde hair?"
Assassin: "Unfortunately your mother messed up a tracing at a critical time.
Instead of tracing avalon, she traced the Tri-Force."
Shirou-ko: "Link! Your Friend is here!"
Zelda*Gilg+Rin*: "Link! There is an evil...Can I see your dekku stick?"
Link: :shock:

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xD I'm done for now. I had fun.

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Unread post by Rikh » January 15th, 2009, 11:43 pm

HeartCard wrote: Gilg+Shirou-ko's Child:....stuff...
you destroyed everything i loved and held dear in this world in an instant...
:cry:

Archer-ko/Shiro-ko >>> gilgamesh, and is actually a hardcore straight forward ass kicking superhero.... whom also engages in threesomes?
totally not with gil... Archer-ko could PWN him...
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Unread post by HeartCard » January 15th, 2009, 11:50 pm

you destroyed everything i loved and held dear in this world in an instant...
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Yeah...it sucks.

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Unread post by that one guy » January 16th, 2009, 12:38 am

HeartCard wrote:
you destroyed everything i loved and held dear in this world in an instant...
I accept checks, cash, and Small Children. The later is normally accepted, but I'm actually on a diet of no children at the moment.
Yeah...it sucks.
What about lolis? I can provide a few of those, and you don't eat them...At least, not the conventional way. <___<

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Unread post by HeartCard » January 16th, 2009, 1:03 am

I forgot to mention: I also accept Lancer and Garcher Dolls as payment.

Oh and I got a new one:

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Saber: ...
Raitei: "JACKPOT!!!"
Pedobear: "I've lost...everything now..."
Child: "Why don't I exist?"
Raitei: ...One day son...one day.
*Sirens blare as police arrive to take away Raitei from Saber's window.*
Saber: "...Finally he's gone...Wait...Illya? Where's our kid?"

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*Does a power ranger backflip to avoid Raitei's saberphile lazer counterattack,a.k.a. ExCRYbar!.*

EDIT: Fixed the typo "I also except" into "I also accept". >_>

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Unread post by abscess » January 16th, 2009, 3:20 am

@HearCard
Those were.... strange. Some of them made me smile but other just made go "uuuh... wha-?", and not because it was hard to get or anything.
"I settled for that shriek. Those dull vacant eyes... oiled cabbage stench of her...! [...] You know what? I'm sorry if I'm not gonna do this the way you want me to or the way you might. But I will not make an angel out of someone who wasn't an angel...!" -Chief Tyrol, on his beloved wife.
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Unread post by Xamdou » January 16th, 2009, 2:04 pm

Gil: Okay son , I will be testing your spelling today
Son: Okay , i am ready to go!
Gil: Okay , the first word is Mongrels , next is mongrels , third is mongrels , forth is mongrels......
Son: Hey wait up daddy , why is it all mongrels?
Gil: Ha , i think i will tell you this but i am a mongrel fetish....
"You sit proudly in this cave , like a Queen of Egypt.
In my service to you , I shall never know rest.
To prove my devotion , I have stolen this ostentatious offering.
But I'll show you things your dark blue eye haven't seen , smiles like a lake in the sun , blossoming like a lotus."

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Unread post by Xanathos » January 16th, 2009, 5:21 pm

HeartCard wrote: ---

Gilg+Shirou-ko's Child:

Child: "Mongrel Mother, Mongrel Mother!"
Shirou-ko: "Yes? What is it?"
Child: "Look what I can do!"
*Child traces a giant Balmung*
Shirou-ko: "It's a big sword, but you're dad's is bigger."
*Gilgamesh kicks open the Door*
Gilg: "Mongrel, I'm Hooome."
Shirou-ko: "Did it go well at work today, Dear?"
Gilg: "Mongrels! All of them!"
Shirou-ko: "Oh don't make such a fuss! I made dinner!"
Gilg: "One of these days, Mongrel. A slap of power Great, you'll be sent right into my Gate!"

(For those who don't get it, this is a reference to an old TV show in which the husband would use the phrase
"One of these days, Margrete, Pow, Zoom, Straight to the moon." as a term for beating his wife.)



xD I'm done for now. I had fun.
Was that a honeymooner's reference? *high fives.

Shirou and Rin:

Sakura: What's it like being married to sempai Nii-san?
Rin: He's good I suppose. Though it could be better.
Sakura: ?
Rin: His azoth does nothing for me. I should have gone with issei and his excalibur.


Assassin and his master part one:

Shirou passing by

Shirou: Assassin what are you doing?
Assassin: I have submitted to my fate and have decided to marry my master!
Shirou: Your master is a mountain!
Assassin: DON'T COME IN BETWEEN OUR LOVE!


Shinji and Berserker:
Shinji: NO!!!!! THAT'S AN OUT HOLE! THAT'S AN OUT HOLE!!!!!!!

nine months later

*earthquake
Shirou: it's coming from Ryūdōji temple
Rin: it's erupting!
Sakura: SEMPAI!

*investigates
Assassin: Behold! My son!
*Holds up a rock
Shirou: I'm not going there.
Assassin: Your sword will be a sword to slice the heavens!
Sakura: Um....
Shirou: What sakura?
Sakura: that's not a male rock. I-it's a girl.
Assassin:...... NO MATTER!
Gilgamesh: mongrels
Assassin: We'll where's your kid?
Gilgamesh: I think I have one in the vault
Assassin: It's dead.
Gilgamesh: Mongrels!
Rin: Idiots!

Shinji: What is love? Don't hurt me, Don't hurt me, no more...

on shirou's roof
Gilgamesh: Where can I get a baby.....

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Unread post by inferno_flamex » January 17th, 2009, 2:09 pm

INFERNO: *joins in with Shinji... Singing* What is Love? Baby dont hurt me... Dont hurt me... no more... WooOooOooOoooOOO UwoowoooOO! Oooohh!

Then he throws rock on top of Shirou's roof...

Gil: Which mongrel DID THAT!?
INFERNO: *Points at Shinji*
Shini: Fwuehh!?


~END~

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__ ________ __ _________________________/\\_______ .
(__(________{__{________________________//||_:_:_:_) .
"\//~*...........

Taiga: SHOCKuu~! Suugoku SHOCK! SENIOR STUDENT! Who is this guy!? How did he get here!?.. more importantly... What are we doing here helping HIM!?

Ilya: Osu! This dojo has also applied a part-time job besides saving that baka-baka Shirou. It is known to be the only foundation for 'INFERNO's route. It would not be an exaggeration to call this the fruits of his otaku-ness and serious boredom, as well as sadness after completing the "Fate/Stay Night PC game!"

Taiga: Hhhmm... And here i thought that i have a well deserved vacation..... And? What was this dangerous choice that he made?
Ilya: Welll as for him... He threw a rock on Gilgamesh who was on top of Shirou's roof... and also stood there alongside with Shinji..

Taiga: Acaa~ Body pierced by thousands of blades. And death alongside Shinji? Someone who would do such a thing must be stupid and tone deaf. What do you think about that, student?

Ilya: *pumps fist!* No problem! That was a cute, pop type of boy to boy love!
Taiga: *Thwacks with shinai!* UNSATISFACTORY!

Ilya: Owww... I-I was not serious with that answer sensei. I meant, this was a result of a similar baka-type Onii-chan making a particular mongrel-fetished servent angry...

Taiga: That is exactly right. In other words, broken the samurai code 'Bushido', seppuuku if you disgraced your honor. From now on, please DO NOT choose such stupid choices like this as they are stupid and causes your death. You're suppossed to 'find ways of telling your kid'. But how are you going to have one if you behave like such an IDIOT!

Ilya: But sensei. If he dies alot. Would'nt we have much more screen time in his route?

Taiga: ...
Ilya: ...

Taiga: Hai!~ Hai!~ Remember, from now on, please choose funny and silly choices like this as you'll die alot. This way, you'll have TONS of stuffs to tell your kids! Ahahahaha~
Ilya: ...

Taiga: Ahahahaha~
Ilya: Hai!~ Nii-san. Please choose the other choice okay? Sore ja! Mata-ne!
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Unread post by zweiterversuch » January 17th, 2009, 2:34 pm

...


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he he...

the birth of evil
by me

- meanwhile in the hospital-

Kirei: push! push! girl push!!

Dark Sakura: AARHHHHGGHHH!!!!

Kireil: Just one more time and I will be able to see the head!!

Dark Sakura: Sempai....huff huff...your hand...

Shirou: I...I am not very sure about that...

Dark Saber: just give her your damn hand!

*shirou's hand is in sakura's hand right now*

Kirei: Now Push!!

Shirou: For god's sake, no!!

-Crack!- -Crunch!-

Sakura: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shirou: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kirei: Almost there! I can see the head no....w.....

Shinji, take over.

Shinji: Eh? wh...y?........OH MY GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!?

*jumps*

Shinji: It is on my neck!!!

Sakura: it is over already?

dark saber: yes...it is a healty young boy.

Sakura: really? that is good.

Shirou: *picking up the rests of his arm* how do you ever know that?

Shinji:Oh god!!! it hurts so much!!!!

Kill me!!
Please kill me!!

Kirei: Lancer quick!
bring a broom, some towels and a lot of band aids!


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Little Avenger: So...father...how was my birth like?

Shirou:.... well...have you ever been in hell?

Little avenger: no.

Shirou: just like that but worse.
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Unread post by Xamdou » January 17th, 2009, 2:56 pm

Kid: Hey mummy , daddy i found this mushroom-like creature at the back of our house

Saber: ehhh, what is the name of this creature?

Shirou: hmm, I never seen this before , maybe it is a wandering spirit?

???: The name is Nasu. You all shall obey me , worship me , entertain me and make me happy

Shirou: what the hell is it talking about? And why is the name "Nasu" sounds so familiar?

Saber: ya , I think I have heard it before when I was still the king of Britain , I think it is some sort of sea creature , is it?

Kid: mummy I am hungry , can I eat it??

Nasu: I AM YOUR GODDAMN CREATOR , DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!
"You sit proudly in this cave , like a Queen of Egypt.
In my service to you , I shall never know rest.
To prove my devotion , I have stolen this ostentatious offering.
But I'll show you things your dark blue eye haven't seen , smiles like a lake in the sun , blossoming like a lotus."

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Unread post by HeartCard » January 17th, 2009, 7:58 pm

It's official now, isn't it? Henceforth all references to Gilg shall acknowledge that he lives on Shirou's roof. For image's sake, standing probably.

Abit offtopic but...
-
Gilg: Here we are.
Hercules: [*********]
Saber: We're the princes of the universe.
Gilg: Here We Belong!

Child: So that's why uncle Gilg doesn't use the potions in his vault anymore...

xD I might make an amv off that...

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Unread post by Xanathos » January 18th, 2009, 2:35 am

HeartCard wrote:It's official now, isn't it? Henceforth all references to Gilg shall acknowledge that he lives on Shirou's roof. For image's sake, standing probably.

Abit offtopic but...
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Gilg: Here we are.
Hercules: [*********]
Saber: We're the princes of the universe.
Gilg: Here We Belong!

Child: So that's why uncle Gilg doesn't use the potions in his vault anymore...

xD I might make an amv off that...
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Unread post by hoennsquall » January 19th, 2009, 12:14 pm

ahahaha

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