What will they tell the kids...(Spoilers obviously)

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Unread post by Xamdou » December 11th, 2008, 2:10 am

This is getting worst then my Lancer X Archer picture >_>
"You sit proudly in this cave , like a Queen of Egypt.
In my service to you , I shall never know rest.
To prove my devotion , I have stolen this ostentatious offering.
But I'll show you things your dark blue eye haven't seen , smiles like a lake in the sun , blossoming like a lotus."

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Unread post by abscess » December 11th, 2008, 2:29 am

Xamdou wrote:This is getting worst then my Lancer X Archer picture >_>
Hey! You started it! With that nauseating pic.... brrrr! Now I have something to scare little children with, though :lol:
So.... I'd try my luck with this thread, but last time I did it sucked balls so much... I'll pass.
"I settled for that shriek. Those dull vacant eyes... oiled cabbage stench of her...! [...] You know what? I'm sorry if I'm not gonna do this the way you want me to or the way you might. But I will not make an angel out of someone who wasn't an angel...!" -Chief Tyrol, on his beloved wife.
Have you heard about the saying that goes something like "drunk people and kids tell no lies"? Well, that's just a fallacy.

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Unread post by Xamdou » December 11th, 2008, 3:58 am

Okay , now is Shirou X "saber"
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"You sit proudly in this cave , like a Queen of Egypt.
In my service to you , I shall never know rest.
To prove my devotion , I have stolen this ostentatious offering.
But I'll show you things your dark blue eye haven't seen , smiles like a lake in the sun , blossoming like a lotus."

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Unread post by Headron » December 11th, 2008, 1:40 pm

Saber & ?????
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Unread post by inferno_flamex » December 11th, 2008, 2:07 pm

~Saber & Shirou~


*in the kitchen*
Son: Mommy?!

Saber: What is it dear?
Son: Umm... No.. Wow mom.. you walk very fast!

Saber: ??? I've been here trying to cook dear... What are you talking about?
Son:But But bu... I just saw you and dad in your room.

Saber: ??
Son: Yeah.. You were kissing daddy and wearing a black dress...

Saber: !?! *ahoge on alert!*
Son:.... WOW! THat means you change very fast as well mommy!... well.. goodnight mommy...

Saber: It.. cannot be!... Impossible!...

~~~~~

Can anyone say.. 'ebil twin'?? Typical serial drama stuffs... XDDD
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Unread post by Xamdou » December 11th, 2008, 2:44 pm

can't anyone make a story from my picture above although its kinda off topic >_>
"You sit proudly in this cave , like a Queen of Egypt.
In my service to you , I shall never know rest.
To prove my devotion , I have stolen this ostentatious offering.
But I'll show you things your dark blue eye haven't seen , smiles like a lake in the sun , blossoming like a lotus."

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Unread post by BlackTornado » December 11th, 2008, 3:08 pm

kid: Oto-san, how am I born?
Shinji: (confirms no one is around) Ahaha. Back then, I was the most handsome dude on earth. Everyone likes me. Your mother is especially obedient... so well, you were born.
kid: Really? with your squeaky voice i dont think anyone would like you....
Dark Sakura: I'll tell you why. When I obtained true power, I made sure your oto-san do not dally with anyone else. So i... CUT IT OFF! HAHAHA!!!
Shinji turns pale.... tries to walk away
Dark Sakura: oh Shinji dear... come make me a cup of tea, and then clean the toilet... with your tongue.. hehee. If its not clean enough, i will rip your (no my dear, you cannot listen to this part) out. And oh, if you dare shit in your pants again, i will have to stuff it up.
Kid: waa... oga-san is so awesome!
Dark Sakura: Of course. And you will grow up to be just like me... haha
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Unread post by Xamdou » December 11th, 2008, 3:20 pm

Kid: Hey papa mama , i just caught a pokemon *takeout a toy pokemon*
Shirou & Saber: haha , you watch too much cartoon
*Next day*
Kid: Hey papa mama , i found a 10k yen
Shirou & Saber: haha is it monopoly notes?
*Next day*
kid: Hey papa mama , an weird man appeared in front of me on my way back home and ask me whether i am his master or not T_T
Shirou & Saber: Hey , didn't we told you not to talk to stranger? :evil:
*Next Day*
Kid: Hey papa mama , i won a weird fight with 6 other weird people with the weird man yesterday and i get a strange prize
Shirou & Saber: wow , what is it?
Kid: They say i can make a wish and it will come true and i wished for the world's doom in 3 days
Shirou & Saber: Didn't we told you not to lie???!!!!! :evil:
*3 days later*
*Kabbboooooommmmmm* Doom's day came and the world ends
"You sit proudly in this cave , like a Queen of Egypt.
In my service to you , I shall never know rest.
To prove my devotion , I have stolen this ostentatious offering.
But I'll show you things your dark blue eye haven't seen , smiles like a lake in the sun , blossoming like a lotus."

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Unread post by JLA » December 11th, 2008, 10:53 pm

inferno_flamex wrote:~Saber & Shirou~

Saber: !?! *ahoge on alert!*
AWESOME!

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Unread post by Regius Lucis » December 17th, 2008, 2:27 am

Raitei wrote:hmm...

bazett and lancer's son : "daddy, teach me how to wield and fight with a lance"

lancer: "ok, here we go!" *brandished gae bolg*

lancer : "first, watch your stance. then, aim for your opponent and... GAE BOLG!"

*gae bolg stabs the son in the heart*

lancer : "oops, I forgot something... ^^U" (gae bolg's nature is always to hit the heart)
This actually works, Lancer did indeed kill his son with the Gae Bolg.

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Unread post by Keeper of Gil's Vault » December 17th, 2008, 4:11 am

You are wasting Bazett's previous blood line. Her kid should start to learn how to perform blood-letting and use Fragarach.

Bazett: *slashes her arm and blood starts to gush out by the pints* Thi~s i~s how y~ou do it... *passes out*

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Unread post by Headron » December 19th, 2008, 3:38 am

Shirou & Archer
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Unread post by nobaka » December 19th, 2008, 5:09 am

Xamdou wrote:Anyone wanna try this?
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It's called adoption, kids. Two men can be in a relationship and raise children.

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Unread post by WarLord » December 19th, 2008, 10:12 am

I'm not witty, but I'll give it a shot.

Sakura + Shirou:

[Shirou and child in the kitchen]

Kid: "Dad how's this?"

[takes a taste]

Shirou: "Not bad, although you should add more spices."

Kid: "Okay!"

[Sakura walks into the kitchen]

Sakura: "So, how's the food coming along."

Shirou: "Great, our little one is growing to become a great cook. I think he'll surpass us really soon."

Sakura: "Eh? is that so?"

[both smile at the kid]


Kid: "Hehe"

[Timer goes off]

Shirou: "Looks like the salmon is done."

Sakura: "Okay, I'll get it."

[Sakura heads towards the oven. Shirou smirks and leans toward the child]

Shirou: "Hey [insert name], wanna see something funny?"

Kid: "Eh?"

[turns to Sakura]

Shirou: "Say honey?"

[Looks back at Shirou while grabbing the salmon]

Sakura: "Yes...Sempai?"

Shirou: "How about calling me by my first name?"

Sakura: "..........Eh?!!!"

Shirou: "Will you do it? Its been 10 years since high school and you're still calling me senpai. It was cute when we were dating, but now that we're married and have a child its a little awkward."

Sakura: "I...see what you mean...okay, I'll do it!"

[Shirou and the child close in on Sakura. Sakura's face gets red and she looks down on the floor].

Sakura: ".....Shi...Shh....Shiiiii"

Shirou: "C'mon honey, you can do it."

Kid: "Yeah mom, you can do it. Say dad's name!"

Sakura: ".........."

Shirou: "......."

Kid: ".........."

[They're interrupted by sound of the front door opening]

Rin: "Hello! Sorry for the intrusion."

Sakura: "Ah! I'm saved!"

[Shirou and child exchange glances]

Sakura: "Um, I mean, hello Nee-san, we were just preparing dinner."

[Sakura runs off to greet Rin]

Kid: "Dad, I don't get it..."

Shirou: "Me either [insert name], me either...."

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Unread post by inferno_flamex » December 19th, 2008, 11:54 am

@War..

I can totally see that actually.. XDD

Sakura calling Shirou 'sempai' still after their wedding...

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No wait...
Now that i think about it more...

I could see her call Shirou... "Anata"... MORE!
Or... "Daarliing"!!

OMG! That's soo.. soo... AHHH!~~
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Uhh.. Alone time please people.... >_<
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Unread post by WarLord » December 20th, 2008, 11:20 am

In the HF arc, I found it ironic that Sakura was the horniest girl in the game, yet still so innocent and polite as to call Shirou "sempai" even after becoming a couple.

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Unread post by Headron » December 20th, 2008, 2:38 pm

Shirou & Archer
*Their son is in his late teens*

Son: Dad, how do you and my other dad fall in love?
Shirou: Well son, i'm a narcissist and since your other dad is my older self i loved him even before i met him.
Archer: When we found out who each other were our love for ourselves just switched to the other and the rest is fate
*Archer and shirou turn to each other and share a kiss*
*with their son having seen this many time he is no longer disturbed by it*
Son: ok then you guys must have adopted me right?
Archer: Nope, we're both you biological fathers.
Son: O..k then who is my mother?
Shirou: well you see son about 14 years ago when i thought your other father had died protecting me all of the feelings temporarily transfed to his old master.
Son: And who was that?
Archer: Auntie Rin.
Shirou: later she conforted me and she had sympathy sex with me and 9 months later you were born.
Son: :shock:
Archer: Didn't you ever notice that auntie rin was really happy when she was spending time with you?
Son: I noticed but i didn't know why.

*Door opening*

Rin: Hey Guys i'm here for dinner.
Son: HI MOM!!!!
Shirou&Archer: :shock: :cry:
Rin: :evil: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TWO TO NEVER TELL HIM THAT!!!!!!
Shirou&Archer: Were sorry we were never worthy of your love. :cry:
Son: :? mom?
Rin: son pls go to your room me and your daddies need to have a nice long adult talk.
Son: But mom.
Rin: NOW OR YOUR GROUNDED
Son: :shock: YES mom.

*Running then door slam*

Rin: :twisted: Hehehehehe time for punishment.

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Unread post by Damienthedevil » December 20th, 2008, 5:39 pm

Sakura&Shirou

Kid: Hey Dad. You know, I think our house is haunted.
Shirou: Haunted? Did you see a ghost?
Kid: No I heard very loud moanings echoing in the hallways every night. The moaning continued for a long time.
Sakura: *Blushes*
Shirou: ""-__- I think you're just imagining things son.
Sakura: Yeah, yeah! you're just imagining them son!
Kid: But....
Dark Transformation!!
Dark Sakura: I said you imagined them!
Shirou&Kid: *Faints*

Rin&Shirou

After Rin scolding Shirou like hell

Kid: Hey Dad. Mom always scolds you so why did you marry her anyway?
Shirou: *ponders* Hm..... Well you see son. Your mom there was the school's Idol see, so naturally i was attracted to her.
Rin: *Heard them talking and listens from the next room*
Shirou: Your mother was beautiful, smart, kind, and nice. She was the very icon of femininity.
Rin: *Blushes red*
Shirou: Though it turns out she was just putting on a mask... The real her was sarcastic, demanding, selfish, lazy and well, everything you see now.
Kid: .....I think Aunty Saber would be better for you, both physically and mentally.
Shirou: Maybe so, but i think your mom was just embarrassed to admit her faults hahaha
Rin: Ho.....I see. So that's what you two talks about behind my back.
Shirou: Hahaha. Yeah i guess. I can't exactly say it to your face now can I? Hahahaha <-----(Note: He hasn't realized shes' there yet)
Rin: I see....E-mi-ya-ku-n. Could we talk.....?(Brandishing jewels in her hands)
Shirou: .........[Kid's name] , I'm sorry I won't see you grow up...
Kid: *Cowering in fear* Dad... I'll make sure to pray for your soul to rest in peace.
Shirou: ok. Please do that.....
Rin: *Drags Shirou to the Dojo*

A minute later, Flashing lights and Shirou's screams of agony is heard throughout Fuyuki

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Unread post by solopy567 » December 20th, 2008, 8:23 pm

Raitei wrote:
Benawi wrote:
inferno_flamex wrote:you guys are taking out the fun in these scenarios.. By limiting the parents to be Shirou and Rin/Sakura only just for the sake that 'servents cant have kids'... You're going to have less and less people coming here with their ideas...

Its meant to be a joke section.. So ease of the seriousness and realism will ya?
Agreed. So far in my mind the servant pairs have been the funniest as of yet. Since when was Realism needed for lulz?
when servants have kids...
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oh and as a sidenote, the case may be different with saber, since she's still alive... who knows? she might end up pregnant when she woke up from the dream. :)

Is this for real? I know im being ignorant and a moron, but is that from the manga or made up?

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Unread post by Mkilbride » December 20th, 2008, 9:50 pm

It's obviously made up lol.

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