What will they tell the kids...(Spoilers obviously)

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Unread post by JLA » December 9th, 2008, 7:15 pm

Shirou & Rin

Child: Mommy, how did you and daddy fall in love?

Rin: Well, we went through a lot of things together and his personality was so honest and true that I just couldn't help falling for him. And besides, it is so much fun teasing your father that I just couldn't let that go.

Child: How about you daddy?

Shirou: Well, your mother was the perfect school idol so it was only natural for me to lik her. *(Rin grins and nods her head in agreement in the background)

Child: Really?! Mommy was pretty even back then?

Shirou: Of course she was! *(Rin begins to glow with pride)

Rin: Shirou! You're such a smooth talker *(Shirou cuts her off)

Shirou: But then as I got to know her better I realized she was a complete fraud. She was lazy, a total mess in the morning, really bossy, tended to mess things up at the critical moment and kind of jealous to boot. In fact for a while, I thought it might be nice to go back in time where I was totally ignorant of her true nature!
Aha ha ha ha ha!

*(Rin begins to twitch)

Rin: Emiya-kun~~ You're so honest...

Shirou: (*In a panic and backpedaling) Uwaaaaaaaa!
Bu bu bu but you se se see, the more I found out about her true character the more I fell in love with her!

*(Child runs for cover as her IMMINENT DOOM sensors activate)

*(Rin steps forward with a smile on her face and fist upraised)

Rin: Emiya-kun, it seems to me that you are already quite ignorant. However you haven't traveled back in time yet. Allow me to fix that for you!

*(After numerous blows to the head, Shirou actually does think he's back in time)

Rin: Hmph! Come child, I will tell you EXACTLY what your father was like when I first met him!

Child: Wow Mommy! You Pwned Daddy!

Rin: That's right! I do Pwn him don't I! Oh ho ho ho!

Shirou: I have no regrets. This is the only path. :cry:
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Unread post by JLA » December 9th, 2008, 7:15 pm

Gah! My apologies on the double post.... :oops:

Shirou & Rin

Child: Mommy, how did you and daddy fall in love?

Rin: Well, we went through a lot of things together and his personality was so honest and true that I just couldn?t help falling for him. And besides, it is so much fun teasing your father that I just couldn?t let that go.

Child: How about you daddy?

Shirou: Well, your mother was the perfect school idol so it was only natural for me to liker her. *(Rin grins and nods her head in agreement in the background)

Child: Really?! Mommy was pretty even back then?

Shirou: Of course she was! *(Rin begins to glow with pride)

Rin: Shirou! You?re such a smooth talke?? *(Shirou cuts her off)

Shirou: But then as I got to know her better I realized she was a complete fraud. She was lazy, a total mess in the morning, really bossy, tended to mess things up at the critical moment and kind of jealous to boot. In fact for a while, I thought it might be nice to go back in time where I was totally ignorant of her true nature!
Aha ha ha ha ha~!

*(Rin begins to twitch)

Rin: Emiya-kun~~ You're so honest...

Shirou: (*In a panic and backpedaling) Uwaaaaaaaa!
Bu bu bu but you se se see, the more I found out about her true character the more I fell in love with her!

*(Child runs for cover as her IMMINENT DOOM sensors activate)

*(Rin steps forward with a smile on her face and fist upraised)

Rin: Emiya-kun, it seems to me that you are already quite ignorant. However you haven?t traveled back in time? allow me to fix that for you!

*(After numerous blows to the head, Shirou actually does think he?s back in time)

Rin: Hmph! Come child, I will tell you EXACTLY what your father was like when I first met him!

Child: Wow Mommy! You Pwned Daddy!

Rin: That's right! I do Pwn him don't I! Oh ho ho ho!

:oops:
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Unread post by Xamdou » December 10th, 2008, 12:16 am

Anyone care to try Bazett and Lancer??
"You sit proudly in this cave , like a Queen of Egypt.
In my service to you , I shall never know rest.
To prove my devotion , I have stolen this ostentatious offering.
But I'll show you things your dark blue eye haven't seen , smiles like a lake in the sun , blossoming like a lotus."
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Unread post by gexer64 » December 10th, 2008, 3:52 am

Xamdou wrote:Anyone care to try Bazett and Lancer??
You have lost the right to talk with the lancer + archer post.


Also where is the call message button? I would like to see this moved to the general board so that we can get tsukihime and KnK. (No offense message. Please don't hurt me/eat my first born child)
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Unread post by Xamdou » December 10th, 2008, 3:53 am

gexer64 wrote:
Xamdou wrote:Anyone care to try Bazett and Lancer??
You have lost the right to talk with the lancer + archer post.
and i thought no one cares about that post :(
"You sit proudly in this cave , like a Queen of Egypt.
In my service to you , I shall never know rest.
To prove my devotion , I have stolen this ostentatious offering.
But I'll show you things your dark blue eye haven't seen , smiles like a lake in the sun , blossoming like a lotus."
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Unread post by gexer64 » December 10th, 2008, 3:55 am

Xamdou wrote:
gexer64 wrote:
Xamdou wrote:Anyone care to try Bazett and Lancer??
You have lost the right to talk with the lancer + archer post.
and i thought no one cares about that post :(
No. It just meltered our MINDS to look at. I have actually referenced it in several places.
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Unread post by Xamdou » December 10th, 2008, 3:56 am

i see i see , thanks for spreading the picture :D
"You sit proudly in this cave , like a Queen of Egypt.
In my service to you , I shall never know rest.
To prove my devotion , I have stolen this ostentatious offering.
But I'll show you things your dark blue eye haven't seen , smiles like a lake in the sun , blossoming like a lotus."
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Unread post by gexer64 » December 10th, 2008, 4:20 am

Xamdou wrote:i see i see , thanks for spreading the picture :D
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Unread post by Xamdou » December 10th, 2008, 4:42 am

Who cares about psychological weopons when i am already psychopath
"You sit proudly in this cave , like a Queen of Egypt.
In my service to you , I shall never know rest.
To prove my devotion , I have stolen this ostentatious offering.
But I'll show you things your dark blue eye haven't seen , smiles like a lake in the sun , blossoming like a lotus."
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Unread post by gexer64 » December 10th, 2008, 4:45 am

Xamdou wrote:Who cares about psychological weopons when i am already psychopath
Bigger arsenal?
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Unread post by Xamdou » December 10th, 2008, 4:46 am

we two are making this more and more off topic :?
"You sit proudly in this cave , like a Queen of Egypt.
In my service to you , I shall never know rest.
To prove my devotion , I have stolen this ostentatious offering.
But I'll show you things your dark blue eye haven't seen , smiles like a lake in the sun , blossoming like a lotus."
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Unread post by Serpentarius » December 10th, 2008, 8:56 am

JLA wrote:Shirou & Rin
Epic win.

Anyway... Oh! I have an idea!

Shinji and Sakura:

...

Not funny? Alright, I'll just go disappear now. :(
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Unread post by inferno_flamex » December 10th, 2008, 1:23 pm

It MIGHT be funny if its Shinji and DARK Sakura...

i said MIGHT...


Anyways.. A cowering pethathic shinji is always fun to look at... imho
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Unread post by Kid-Wolf » December 10th, 2008, 2:17 pm

If it does get moved into the general section, I got a Tohno Shiki and Ryougi Shiki setup believe it or not. I would do Lancer and Bazzett, but I don't know much of her unfortunatelly. I almost want to do one involving Shirouko though.
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Unread post by Mkilbride » December 10th, 2008, 3:29 pm

Both Shiki's would be epic win. They would be a tag team of Death and Destruction. In fact, it'd be almost to cheap!
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Unread post by inferno_flamex » December 10th, 2008, 4:11 pm

~Shirou & Archer~


Shirou: How was this made possible? Were we DRUNK!?
Archer: I believe it would be because a drunken 21year old thought it would be funny to pair us... in this way...

Baby: *Cries!*

Shirou: But wouldnt this affect the space time continuam... thing.., or something?
Archer: Sadly.. The concept of what is real and what is impossible has been thrown away. We are forced to accept these silly scenarios as 'real'...

Shirou: Ummm... So who was the one that got pregnent again?
Archer: Neither of us.. it seems.. Apperently... This baby, like you... and me... is made out of swords... I believe it would be the by product of the UBW RM...

Shirou: So... Technically.. It came from YOUR reality marble.. right? *fist pump in celebration and relief*
Archer: -____-

Shirou: So.. What are we going to name him?
Archer: Should be simple enough... Emiya Junior!

Shirou: Emiya JUNIOR?! You KNOW he is going to ask us the reason for naming him that one day righ?
Archer: Until that day comes... I shall not accept this reality... So shuttup Shirou...
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Unread post by AddleBoy » December 10th, 2008, 9:51 pm

I wonder if having sex with the you from a parallel universe would be considered masturbation?
Then you realize... That there is no loli. And it's not the loli you're molesting, it's yourself.
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Unread post by Mkilbride » December 10th, 2008, 9:52 pm

That's just as stupid as that "What if you jerked your clone off, would that be gay?" Yes, YES IT IS GAY. Having sex with your self from a P.Universe is gay to. It's having sex with a man.
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Unread post by Rikh » December 10th, 2008, 9:53 pm

AddleBoy wrote:I wonder if having sex with the you from a parallel universe would be considered masturbation?
Archer-ko plus shiro = masturbation ftl =P
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Unread post by Keeper of Gil's Vault » December 11th, 2008, 1:43 am

I know this board is 18+, but let's not turn this into 4chan... one of those is sufficient.
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