What will they tell the kids...(Spoilers obviously)
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Anyone wanna try this?
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"You sit proudly in this cave , like a Queen of Egypt.
In my service to you , I shall never know rest.
To prove my devotion , I have stolen this ostentatious offering.
But I'll show you things your dark blue eye haven't seen , smiles like a lake in the sun , blossoming like a lotus."
In my service to you , I shall never know rest.
To prove my devotion , I have stolen this ostentatious offering.
But I'll show you things your dark blue eye haven't seen , smiles like a lake in the sun , blossoming like a lotus."
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How would they get pregnant? o_O. Unless of course the kid is adopted.Xamdou wrote:Anyone wanna try this?► Show Spoiler
Hey...
Kid: daddy, daddy, why don't I have a mom?
Lancer: Well... uhm... AREN'T YA GLAD YOU HAVE TWO GAR DADS LIKE US?
Kid: but someone at school told me you have to have a mommy to be born. How was I born?
Archer: *looks away*
Lancer: >_> Uh yeah. We were going to tell you this when you get older... but...
Archer: you're adopted kid.
Kid: o_o. *runs away crying*
Kinda off topic but hehe
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"You sit proudly in this cave , like a Queen of Egypt.
In my service to you , I shall never know rest.
To prove my devotion , I have stolen this ostentatious offering.
But I'll show you things your dark blue eye haven't seen , smiles like a lake in the sun , blossoming like a lotus."
In my service to you , I shall never know rest.
To prove my devotion , I have stolen this ostentatious offering.
But I'll show you things your dark blue eye haven't seen , smiles like a lake in the sun , blossoming like a lotus."
close... but more likexthr wrote:How would they get pregnant? o_O. Unless of course the kid is adopted.Xamdou wrote:Anyone wanna try this?► Show Spoiler
Hey...
Kid: daddy, daddy, why don't I have a mom?
Lancer: Well... uhm... AREN'T YA GLAD YOU HAVE TWO GAR DADS LIKE US?
Kid: but someone at school told me you have to have a mommy to be born. How was I born?
Archer: *looks away*
Lancer: >_> Uh yeah. We were going to tell you this when you get older... but...
Archer: you're adopted kid.
Kid: o_o. *runs away crying*
Kid: How was i born?
Archer: Well you see... your the failed attempt at tracing a Caliburn...
kid: O.0 *cries*
Archer: Yup, sadly a mistake
kid: *emo* *cries*
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~Shirou & Saber~
This scenario involves the son of said; Shirou & Saber, to have matured enough to have experienced schmex with a loved one... And ultimately having his own kid...
Son: Hey... Dad.. I just thought about something...
Old Shirou: Hmm?
Son: You know... *Rachel kept talking about how she wanted to have more kids...
Old Shirou: ...
Son: And that got me thinking... How come im an only child? Even Rachel have siblings...
Old Shirou: Ohoo.. Did you remember what i told you then?
Son: Yes father... You told me that mom constantly required... 'your mana'... to be able to sustain in this world... And should you stop... She would cease to exist...
Old Shirou: Yes exactly.
Son:... But how is that possible!? Even now mom is with Rachel, taking care of the baby...
Old Shirou: ...
Son: Father? ... Dont tell me you're still... able to... at your age?!
Old Shirou: I have always been healthy son... And besides... I know strengthening magic...
Son:... FINE... Still.. How come i am the ONLY CHILD?
Old Shirou: ...
Son: How is it? That I was born by the act of 'sustaining mom'... And yet she is still here, but I am the only child...
Old Shirou: What are you talking about? I USED PROTECTION! That's why...
Son: ... But then you wouldnt have been able to sustain mom then.... right?
Old Shirou: Hehheh.. Looks like you're too old to be fooled any longer...
Son: ...
Old Shirou: You see... It was both our decision to only have ONE child... Both your mother and I fear that we would not be able to cope with the demands should we have two kids... So it is INDEED TRUE.. That we used protection...
Son: What? But mom is still!...
Old Shirou: Yes yes... But i found out something VERY USEFULL... That's why i used...
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*TAKES OUT AVALON!*
Old Shirou: THHIIISSS!!! (shine shine) As 'protection!'
Son: OMGWUT?!
Old Shirou *old man mumbling*
I was surprised... looks big but... put it on... fits nicely actually... your mom too... felt great... used as protection... collects magic power inside... every single night... rough... noooo worries since... easy to wash...
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This scenario involves the son of said; Shirou & Saber, to have matured enough to have experienced schmex with a loved one... And ultimately having his own kid...
Son: Hey... Dad.. I just thought about something...
Old Shirou: Hmm?
Son: You know... *Rachel kept talking about how she wanted to have more kids...
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Son: And that got me thinking... How come im an only child? Even Rachel have siblings...
Old Shirou: Ohoo.. Did you remember what i told you then?
Son: Yes father... You told me that mom constantly required... 'your mana'... to be able to sustain in this world... And should you stop... She would cease to exist...
Old Shirou: Yes exactly.
Son:... But how is that possible!? Even now mom is with Rachel, taking care of the baby...
Old Shirou: ...
Son: Father? ... Dont tell me you're still... able to... at your age?!
Old Shirou: I have always been healthy son... And besides... I know strengthening magic...
Son:... FINE... Still.. How come i am the ONLY CHILD?
Old Shirou: ...
Son: How is it? That I was born by the act of 'sustaining mom'... And yet she is still here, but I am the only child...
Old Shirou: What are you talking about? I USED PROTECTION! That's why...
Son: ... But then you wouldnt have been able to sustain mom then.... right?
Old Shirou: Hehheh.. Looks like you're too old to be fooled any longer...
Son: ...
Old Shirou: You see... It was both our decision to only have ONE child... Both your mother and I fear that we would not be able to cope with the demands should we have two kids... So it is INDEED TRUE.. That we used protection...
Son: What? But mom is still!...
Old Shirou: Yes yes... But i found out something VERY USEFULL... That's why i used...
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*TAKES OUT AVALON!*
Old Shirou: THHIIISSS!!! (shine shine) As 'protection!'
Son: OMGWUT?!
Old Shirou *old man mumbling*
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"When a petanko hugs you, she's hugging closer to her heart"...
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"There is no greater love, between a boy and his pillow"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ_FT_c3IiQ
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"There is no greater love, between a boy and his pillow"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ_FT_c3IiQ
Mm, actually, I dunno, I don't find it as funny as alot of the ones already posted. The Rin + Archer = Rachel thing is weird, and the story itself is kinda...I dunno, I thought it was going someplace, but didn't.inferno_flamex wrote:~Shirou & Saber~
This scenario involves the son of said; Shirou & Saber, to have matured enough to have experienced schmex with a loved one... And ultimately having his own kid...
Son: Hey... Dad.. I just thought about something...
Old Shirou: Hmm?
Son: You know... *Rachel kept talking about how she wanted to have more kids...Old Shirou: ...► Show Spoiler
Son: And that got me thinking... How come im an only child? Even Rachel have siblings...
Old Shirou: Ohoo.. Did you remember what i told you then?
Son: Yes father... You told me that mom constantly required... 'your mana'... to be able to sustain in this world... And should you stop... She would cease to exist...
Old Shirou: Yes exactly.
Son:... But how is that possible!? Even now mom is with Rachel, taking care of the baby...
Old Shirou: ...
Son: Father? ... Dont tell me you're still... able to... at your age?!
Old Shirou: I have always been healthy son... And besides... I know strengthening magic...
Son:... FINE... Still.. How come i am the ONLY CHILD?
Old Shirou: ...
Son: How is it? That I was born by the act of 'sustaining mom'... And yet she is still here, but I am the only child...
Old Shirou: What are you talking about? I USED PROTECTION! That's why...
Son: ... But then you wouldnt have been able to sustain mom then.... right?
Old Shirou: Hehheh.. Looks like you're too old to be fooled any longer...
Son: ...
Old Shirou: You see... It was both our decision to only have ONE child... Both your mother and I fear that we would not be able to cope with the demands should we have two kids... So it is INDEED TRUE.. That we used protection...
Son: What? But mom is still!...
Old Shirou: Yes yes... But i found out something VERY USEFULL... That's why i used...
...
*TAKES OUT AVALON!*
Old Shirou: THHIIISSS!!! (shine shine) As 'protection!'
Son: OMGWUT?!
Old Shirou *old man mumbling*I was surprised... looks big but... put it on... fits nicely actually... your mom too... felt great... used as protection... collects magic power inside... every single night... rough... noooo worries since... easy to wash...
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I'm surprised nobody though about this
Kid: Daddy can I borrow your red stick?
Gil: Huh? Sure, give it a swing and let those mongrels cower in fear
Kid: (Swings EA and nearly destroys the planet)
Gil: Holy S***!!! I said let them cower in fear not obliterate them!!! Thats it your grounded
(Opens up GoB and chucks Kid in)
Kid: Daddy can I borrow your red stick?
Gil: Huh? Sure, give it a swing and let those mongrels cower in fear
Kid: (Swings EA and nearly destroys the planet)
Gil: Holy S***!!! I said let them cower in fear not obliterate them!!! Thats it your grounded
(Opens up GoB and chucks Kid in)
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but gil loves everything in this world; he does not wish them to be destroyed. except the mongrels...Mkilbride wrote:Well the problem with that is, Gil would pat him on the back and tell him he did a good job, not ground him.
"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order and everything becomes... chaos.
I'm an agent of chaos."
Fate/world providence
I'm an agent of chaos."
Fate/world providence
I thought of a story if Shirou died
Kid:Mom , how was i born when i have no dad?
Saber:Oh , i thought of teaching you when you get older
*take out avalon*
Sabe:Your dad despoit his 5p3r* inside here before he died
Kid:

Kid:Mom , how was i born when i have no dad?
Saber:Oh , i thought of teaching you when you get older
*take out avalon*
Sabe:Your dad despoit his 5p3r* inside here before he died
Kid:
"You sit proudly in this cave , like a Queen of Egypt.
In my service to you , I shall never know rest.
To prove my devotion , I have stolen this ostentatious offering.
But I'll show you things your dark blue eye haven't seen , smiles like a lake in the sun , blossoming like a lotus."
In my service to you , I shall never know rest.
To prove my devotion , I have stolen this ostentatious offering.
But I'll show you things your dark blue eye haven't seen , smiles like a lake in the sun , blossoming like a lotus."
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what if a servant's kid married with a true ancestor's kid... eg saber's kid marries arc's kid.
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"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order and everything becomes... chaos.
I'm an agent of chaos."
Fate/world providence
I'm an agent of chaos."
Fate/world providence
But then I wouldn't understand half the jokes cause I don't know a thing about Tsukihime and only a little about KnK.Kid-Wolf wrote:Seconded.gexer64 wrote:I would like to file a motion to have this moved to general type-moon chat. That way we can post Tsukihime and KnK characters.
"Hah, I see, I see! Yeah, thats so much more important than who my master is! You're right, kid!" - Lancer
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"Therefore, give me tea." - Okazaki Tomoya.