What will they tell the kids...(Spoilers obviously)

Xamdou · Unread post by **Xamdou** » December 7th, 2008, 8:56 am

Anyone wanna try this?

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BlackTornado · Unread post by **BlackTornado** » December 7th, 2008, 8:58 am

AAARGH!! ME EYES!!! no... you do not put one of the more gar characters in fsn as a female. Its wrong. WRONG!

Rikh · Unread post by **Rikh** » December 7th, 2008, 9:19 am

BlackTornado wrote:AAARGH!! ME EYES!!! no... you do not put one of the more gar characters in fsn as a female. Its wrong. WRONG!

nah its ok
Its only lancer being GAR for Garcher

xthr · Unread post by **xthr** » December 7th, 2008, 9:20 am

Xamdou wrote:Anyone wanna try this?
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How would they get pregnant? o_O. Unless of course the kid is adopted.

Hey...
Kid: daddy, daddy, why don't I have a mom?
Lancer: Well... uhm... AREN'T YA GLAD YOU HAVE TWO GAR DADS LIKE US?
Kid: but someone at school told me you have to have a mommy to be born. How was I born?
Archer: *looks away*
Lancer: >_> Uh yeah. We were going to tell you this when you get older... but...
Archer: you're adopted kid.
Kid: o_o. *runs away crying*

Xamdou · Unread post by **Xamdou** » December 7th, 2008, 9:38 am

Kinda off topic but hehe

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Rikh · Unread post by **Rikh** » December 7th, 2008, 9:52 am

xthr wrote:
Xamdou wrote:Anyone wanna try this?
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How would they get pregnant? o_O. Unless of course the kid is adopted.

Hey...
Kid: daddy, daddy, why don't I have a mom?
Lancer: Well... uhm... AREN'T YA GLAD YOU HAVE TWO GAR DADS LIKE US?
Kid: but someone at school told me you have to have a mommy to be born. How was I born?
Archer: *looks away*
Lancer: >_> Uh yeah. We were going to tell you this when you get older... but...
Archer: you're adopted kid.
Kid: o_o. *runs away crying*

close... but more like

Kid: How was i born?
Archer: Well you see... your the failed attempt at tracing a Caliburn...
kid: O.0 *cries*
Archer: Yup, sadly a mistake
kid: *emo* *cries*

inferno_flamex · Unread post by **inferno_flamex** » December 7th, 2008, 3:29 pm

~Shirou & Saber~

This scenario involves the son of said; Shirou & Saber, to have matured enough to have experienced schmex with a loved one... And ultimately having his own kid...

Son: Hey... Dad.. I just thought about something...
Old Shirou: Hmm?

Son: You know... *Rachel kept talking about how she wanted to have more kids...

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Old Shirou: ...
Son: And that got me thinking... How come im an only child? Even Rachel have siblings...

Old Shirou: Ohoo.. Did you remember what i told you then?
Son: Yes father... You told me that mom constantly required... 'your mana'... to be able to sustain in this world... And should you stop... She would cease to exist...

Old Shirou: Yes exactly.
Son:... But how is that possible!? Even now mom is with Rachel, taking care of the baby...

Old Shirou: ...
Son: Father? ... Dont tell me you're still... able to... at your age?!

Old Shirou: I have always been healthy son... And besides... I know strengthening magic...

Son:... FINE... Still.. How come i am the ONLY CHILD?

Old Shirou: ...
Son: How is it? That I was born by the act of 'sustaining mom'... And yet she is still here, but I am the only child...

Old Shirou: What are you talking about? I USED PROTECTION! That's why...
Son: ... But then you wouldnt have been able to sustain mom then.... right?

Old Shirou: Hehheh.. Looks like you're too old to be fooled any longer...
Son: ...

Old Shirou: You see... It was both our decision to only have ONE child... Both your mother and I fear that we would not be able to cope with the demands should we have two kids... So it is INDEED TRUE.. That we used protection...

Son: What? But mom is still!...
Old Shirou: Yes yes... But i found out something VERY USEFULL... That's why i used...

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*TAKES OUT AVALON!*
Old Shirou: THHIIISSS!!! (shine shine) As 'protection!'

Son: OMGWUT?!

Old Shirou *old man mumbling*

I was surprised... looks big but... put it on... fits nicely actually... your mom too... felt great... used as protection... collects magic power inside... every single night... rough... noooo worries since... easy to wash...

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Rikh · Unread post by **Rikh** » December 7th, 2008, 3:53 pm

inferno_flamex wrote:~Shirou & Saber~

omg... that was amazing
Avalon, rofl

Mkilbride · Unread post by **Mkilbride** » December 7th, 2008, 9:36 pm

inferno_flamex wrote:~Shirou & Saber~

This scenario involves the son of said; Shirou & Saber, to have matured enough to have experienced schmex with a loved one... And ultimately having his own kid...

Son: Hey... Dad.. I just thought about something...
Old Shirou: Hmm?

Son: You know... *Rachel kept talking about how she wanted to have more kids...
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*Rachel: (Rin + Archer)... THUS = RA-Cheru = Ra-Chel = Rachel = Rin & Archer's Daughter...
Old Shirou: ...
Son: And that got me thinking... How come im an only child? Even Rachel have siblings...

Old Shirou: Ohoo.. Did you remember what i told you then?
Son: Yes father... You told me that mom constantly required... 'your mana'... to be able to sustain in this world... And should you stop... She would cease to exist...

Old Shirou: Yes exactly.
Son:... But how is that possible!? Even now mom is with Rachel, taking care of the baby...

Old Shirou: ...
Son: Father? ... Dont tell me you're still... able to... at your age?!

Old Shirou: I have always been healthy son... And besides... I know strengthening magic...

Son:... FINE... Still.. How come i am the ONLY CHILD?

Old Shirou: ...
Son: How is it? That I was born by the act of 'sustaining mom'... And yet she is still here, but I am the only child...

Old Shirou: What are you talking about? I USED PROTECTION! That's why...
Son: ... But then you wouldnt have been able to sustain mom then.... right?

Old Shirou: Hehheh.. Looks like you're too old to be fooled any longer...
Son: ...

Old Shirou: You see... It was both our decision to only have ONE child... Both your mother and I fear that we would not be able to cope with the demands should we have two kids... So it is INDEED TRUE.. That we used protection...

Son: What? But mom is still!...
Old Shirou: Yes yes... But i found out something VERY USEFULL... That's why i used...

...

*TAKES OUT AVALON!*
Old Shirou: THHIIISSS!!! (shine shine) As 'protection!'

Son: OMGWUT?!

Old Shirou *old man mumbling* I was surprised... looks big but... put it on... fits nicely actually... your mom too... felt great... used as protection... collects magic power inside... every single night... rough... noooo worries since... easy to wash...

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Mm, actually, I dunno, I don't find it as funny as alot of the ones already posted. The Rin + Archer = Rachel thing is weird, and the story itself is kinda...I dunno, I thought it was going someplace, but didn't.

spathi · Unread post by **spathi** » December 8th, 2008, 8:29 am

I'm surprised nobody though about this

Kid: Daddy can I borrow your red stick?
Gil: Huh? Sure, give it a swing and let those mongrels cower in fear
Kid: (Swings EA and nearly destroys the planet)
Gil: Holy S***!!! I said let them cower in fear not obliterate them!!! Thats it your grounded
(Opens up GoB and chucks Kid in)

Mkilbride · Unread post by **Mkilbride** » December 8th, 2008, 8:31 am

Well the problem with that is, Gil would pat him on the back and tell him he did a good job, not ground him.

Raitei · Unread post by **Raitei** » December 8th, 2008, 8:54 am

Mkilbride wrote:Well the problem with that is, Gil would pat him on the back and tell him he did a good job, not ground him.

but gil loves everything in this world; he does not wish them to be destroyed. except the mongrels...

Mkilbride · Unread post by **Mkilbride** » December 8th, 2008, 8:56 am

Yes, half the world, as in his post meant the people.

"I told you to let them cower, not blow them up!"

I'll take the "World" as in half of the worlds population, it can be used in a ambiguous way.

AddleBoy · Unread post by **AddleBoy** » December 8th, 2008, 4:48 pm

I found the whole chucking into GoB part quite funny

sozuke · Unread post by **sozuke** » December 8th, 2008, 5:39 pm

Xamdou wrote:Anyone wanna try this?
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I'm going to throw up

Xamdou · Unread post by **Xamdou** » December 9th, 2008, 1:44 am

I thought of a story if Shirou died
Kid:Mom , how was i born when i have no dad?
Saber:Oh , i thought of teaching you when you get older
*take out avalon*
Sabe:Your dad despoit his 5p3r* inside here before he died
Kid:

gexer64 · Unread post by **gexer64** » December 9th, 2008, 1:59 am

I would like to file a motion to have this moved to general type-moon chat. That way we can post Tsukihime and KnK characters.

Raitei · Unread post by **Raitei** » December 9th, 2008, 2:57 am

what if a servant's kid married with a true ancestor's kid... eg saber's kid marries arc's kid.

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Kid-Wolf · Unread post by **Kid-Wolf** » December 9th, 2008, 3:02 am

gexer64 wrote:I would like to file a motion to have this moved to general type-moon chat. That way we can post Tsukihime and KnK characters.

Seconded.

Watashimo · Unread post by **Watashimo** » December 9th, 2008, 3:04 am

Kid-Wolf wrote:
gexer64 wrote:I would like to file a motion to have this moved to general type-moon chat. That way we can post Tsukihime and KnK characters.
Seconded.

But then I wouldn't understand half the jokes cause I don't know a thing about Tsukihime and only a little about KnK.