What will they tell the kids...(Spoilers obviously)

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Unread postby nanaya_shinya » January 19th, 2009, 12:47 pm

HeartCard wrote:It's official now, isn't it? Henceforth all references to Gilg shall acknowledge that he lives on Shirou's roof. For image's sake, standing probably.

Abit offtopic but...
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Gilg: Here we are.
Hercules: [*********]
Saber: We're the princes of the universe.
Gilg: Here We Belong!

Child: So that's why uncle Gilg doesn't use the potions in his vault anymore...

xD I might make an amv off that...

That reminds me... I MUST get Highlander: The Game for my PC, at least.
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Unread postby inferno_flamex » January 20th, 2009, 2:27 pm

INFERNO: Araa? Im not dead yet?... phew...

He then noticed a commotion within the Emiya household... Acting like its his own home.. He heads towards the kitchen...

INFERNO: .. Haa!?!?!

Shirou: Aahh!?... Hey you.. Who are you? And what are you doing in our house?
Saber: Shirou. Stay behind me... You too dear.
Kid: Yes mommy...

INFERNO: Ah... Gomen gomen... My name is XXXXXXX, but you can call me 'Inferno'... Please... I do not meant any harm. To make a long story short, i was... well you can say that in a way i came from a parallel world...

Saber: A parallel world?... Are you a servent!?
INFERNO: No... Definitely not...

...

Nasu: He is a normal boy Saber, from my world... Well.. As normal as any otaku can be actually...
Shirou: Haa? Otaku!?
Saber: So he was SUMMONED to this world!?
Nasu: Well.. you can say that...

INFERNO: N-N-Na-Na-NASU-SAMA! It is an honor to meet you sir! *bows*
Nasu: Oho. Well...

Shirou: You two know each other?
INFERNO: Ah.. Not really.. but you see.. In my world.. You guys, ALL of you.. Like Saber-chan, Shirou, Rin-chan and even other servents like Archer and Gilgamesh are all charact-

*Sakura enters the room*

Sakura: Sempai! SEMPAI! I bought tons of groceries from the supermarket... Lets cook up some- *drops the groceries*

Shirou: Ah.. Sakura! Are you alright? What's wrong?

Sakura: *blushing* Mush-Mush-Mush... B-B-Bii-
Shirou: Sakura.. SAKURA! Oooi! SAKURA!!
Sakura: .... *blush* What a biig mushroom...

Shirou: ... Erk...
Saber: ...

Sakura: ... Uhuhuuhuu.. Mushroom-chan... Come lets play for abit... Uhuuuhuu..
Shirou: Acaa... Sakura has become dark again...

Nasu: KYAAARRRGGGHHH!!!! HELP ME! HEEELLLPP MEEEE!!! Tasukete! TAAASUUKEETE!! the tentacles! Kyaaa!!!

Dark Sakura: Ahahaahaa... Mushroom-chan. I'll treat you really good... Im going to show.. you... an angle.. no one.. has... ever... seen... Uhuuhuu...

Nasu: ... *pales*... KYAAAAA!!!


Kid: What does auntie Sakura mean mommie?
Saber: Dear.. I think its best if you run along for now okay?
Kid: ho... *goes away*

INFERNO: uh.. Shirou.. If Sakura-chan is doing what i think she's doing.. Wont that trouble you?
Shirou: .. ahhh.. Yeah.. I dont think even the Tohno extract could help an increase in size THAT big...


~DEAD END~

This is the Tiger Dojo. Take the advice?

1. Yes *click*

2. No



Tiger Dojo is a strange hint corner.
If you would like to defeat the game by yourself,
or if you would like to keep the characters' images, please be warned.


__ ________ __ _________________________/\\_______ .
(__(________{__{________________________//||_:_:_:_) .
"\//~*...........


Taiga: Hello!~ Mina-san! I'm Fujimura Taiga, the instructor of this alternate Tiger Dojo. INFERNO's Tiger Dojo, a dream-like rescue corner that trains this poor boy called INFERNO in his boredom as he creates his own Fate/Stay Night scenario.

Ilya: Im Ilya-desu, keeping Taiga company out of compassion, once again...

Taiga: *Shinai Katwhack!* Doryaaa! Tora-Shinai!!

Ilya: *dodges* Huumph!... LoliCo-Buruma! *swissh*

Taiga: UUuuu.. Such an attack... The fabled pants, LoliCo-Buruma, is fearsome indeed... Uuuuu~
Ilya: Hmmph!

??? wrote:*ding~* "LoliCo-Buruma" has been added to the weapons dictionary


Taiga: Hmm? Hmm?! Did you hear a weird sound just now?
Ilya: No... Anyway Taiga.. What is the lesson about today?

Taiga: Hm! Today's lesson is about sudden deaths. Its sudden... But as long as you have nothing to tell the kids like the topic says... You die easilly in "INFERNO's Fate". So its proper practice to get a girl pregnent fast, and save every time you reach a choice.

Ilya: Yeah... The other heroines are always so mean. No good ever comes out from flirting with them. As I thought, maybe its a good idea if he get's me pregnent instead.

Taiga: *Kathwaack* Chest-o!
Ilya: Oouch! Master, that was no fair! Hitting a maiden's unripened body!
Taiga: Quiet! A girl like you who senselessly speak out about giving her body should run around the dojo three, no FIVE times!
Ilya: Heh?... Im against anything tiring.

Taiga: DO YOU WANT THIS TIGER INFERNO STAMP!?
Ilya: Ceh~ I know i know... Alright, I'll go.

Taiga: ... Ara? Why has my stamp been modified?... Ah.. Nevermind... Now, the cause of your death this time is considering to run away from that aggresively exited girl... Its your duty to assist our creator Nasu from his ecchi fate! Be careful since a half-hearted attempt will bring only death.

Ilya: Tiger?... There's a weird cat near the dojo...
Taiga: Step on its tail and drive it off!.. And.. Do not call me Tiger.

Neko-???: Kyaaarrgh! Why you little-nya.. I'll be back you hear-nya! Treating me like a cat-nya...

Ilya: Haii~.. I made it go somewhere...

Taiga: Very well. We are done. Your story is just getting started. Once you get through all this useless chatter, the battle will finally start.. Until then!

...
.....


Neko-???: Kyaaah-nya! Im not done yet-nya! Listen well-nya! I brought you here for a reason-nya! But you have to find that reason on your own.. Nya!~hahahah!... Now take this, I've used this weapon during the Tiger Coloseum UPPER-nya... Use it as you see fit next time-nya...


??? wrote:*ding~* "Neko-Arc's beam gun (ver. SPECIAL!)" has been added to the weapons dictionary



~~~~~~~~~


Geez that was long!

Phew.. Hope you guys liked that one as much as my first one...
I donno.. but i guess if there's a number of people out there that enjoys my Tiger Dojos, i'd be glad to continue...
"When a petanko hugs you, she's hugging closer to her heart"...
~:~:~
"There is no greater love, between a boy and his pillow"
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Unread postby HeartCard » January 25th, 2009, 9:49 pm

I vote Inferno continues dojos in his own topic in the fan fiction area.
I'd love to see it. But not here. D:
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Unread postby Xanathos » January 26th, 2009, 3:14 am

HeartCard wrote:I vote Inferno continues dojos in his own topic in the fan fiction area.
I'd love to see it. But not here. D:


Agreed.

At Illya's castle.....

Knock Knock
Illya: someone got to the castle. Berserker let's go!
Opens door

In a pizza guy outfit lies shinji

Illy:?!
Shinji: BERSERKER MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK.


12: years later

Shinji: and that's how your father met me
kid: but mommy weren't you a guy?
Shinji: Your father has his ways....
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Unread postby Xanathos » January 26th, 2009, 3:15 am

HeartCard wrote:I vote Inferno continues dojos in his own topic in the fan fiction area.
I'd love to see it. But not here. D:


Agreed. You should put it in your own topic, it makes access to your posts easier and doesn't bog up the thread.

At Illya's castle.....

Knock Knock
Illya: someone got to the castle. Berserker let's go!
Opens door

In a pizza guy outfit lies shinji

Illy:?!
Shinji: BERSERKER MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LJIKE A TRUCK.


12: years later

Shinji: and that's how your father met me
kid: but mommy weren't you a guy?
Shinji: Your father introduced me to auntie caster. She fixed that problem.
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Unread postby Atriel » January 26th, 2009, 7:04 am

This page deserves the awesomeness award. If only thanks to Inferno's story and Xanathos's curious scenario.

Image

Yeah... uh... sorry about the crappy edges. Too lazy to try and fix them.
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Unread postby inferno_flamex » January 26th, 2009, 11:59 am

Alrite...
Well.. As you guys requested... All alternate Tiger Dojos will be posted...

here.. XDDD

viewtopic.php?t=2827
"When a petanko hugs you, she's hugging closer to her heart"...
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"There is no greater love, between a boy and his pillow"
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Unread postby Xanathos » January 26th, 2009, 3:41 pm

Atriel wrote:This page deserves the awesomeness award. If only thanks to Inferno's story and Xanathos's curious scenario.

Image

Yeah... uh... sorry about the crappy edges. Too lazy to try and fix them.


My scenario with Assassin was better I think.
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Unread postby Headron » January 31st, 2009, 7:05 am

What no props for me and i thought i did a great story :(
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Unread postby Xanathos » February 1st, 2009, 1:40 am

Headron wrote:What no props for me and i thought i did a great story :(



I think it was pointed out already that you won EPICALLY.
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Unread postby inferno_flamex » February 1st, 2009, 1:43 am

Guys.. Keep on topic before this thing gets LOCKED...
"When a petanko hugs you, she's hugging closer to her heart"...
~:~:~
"There is no greater love, between a boy and his pillow"
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Unread postby Xanathos » February 1st, 2009, 2:42 am

I hold my breath and put all my magical energy into my left arm.


Trace on.
I open my left hand and grasp the imaginary handle of the weapon that has yet to exist. An extraordinary weight.
My bones break, not being able to withstand the overflowing magical energy.

"Here I come!"

I'll reinforce the broken parts.
Nine in my head. I use all 27 circuits and smash it in one blow.
Twirling and swirling vigor.
Upper arm, collarbone, windpipe, diaphragm, rib, testicles, and thigh. I take aim at the eight targets.

I SURPASS THE SPEED OF SOUND USING GOD SPEED!
"SET-NINE LIVES BLADE WORKS!"

teacher: and that's when the other boy exploded.
Shirou:..... Son!
Sakura: Good job!
Son: thanks mom!
Shirou: no you blew him up!
Dark sakura: SO WHAT HE BLEW UP A BULLY!
son: my mom is gar....
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Unread postby Headron » February 1st, 2009, 6:35 am

Gil: grr stupid Mongrels they need a catering service for this roof.

*opens his gate and pulls out a saw*

Gil: stupid Mongrels they need to bring me a servent or two.

*saws a hole into the kitchen*

Gil: Faker and the rest of you mongrels bring me some food!

kid: faker... Ohh you must mean daddy.... DADDY THE STRANGE MAN ON THE ROOF WANTS TO TALK TO YOU!!!

Shirou: Gil what do you want this time and why are you still living on my roof?

Gil: Stupid faker if i could leave this roof i'd do it in a seconed but your 4 mongrel wives bound me to this spot and are forcing me to watch over this house so i demand food from you Mongrels.

Shirou: hey i can't help it i was forced to marry all 4 of them!

Rin: What you didn't want to marry us shirou? :x

Sakura: :cry: I thought you loved me senpai! :cry:

Saber: Shirou do you need another training lesson in the dojo? :evil:

Ilya: or maybe he needs to be a doll for a few days again. :)

Shirou: w..w..w..wait a minute i didn't do anything wrong this time.

Dark Sakura: come on senpai it time for your punishment. :twisted:

*shirou is dragged away crying by his 4 wives*

Kid: i feel sorry for daddy he goes through this about once a month and it almost always seems to be the same time every month.

gil: you kid mongrel make me some food.

Kid: sorry i'm not allowed to use the stove after i almost burned down the house.

Gil: grr fine i'm going back to my spot on the roof but tell the faker to bring me some food after his punishment
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Unread postby Xamdou » February 1st, 2009, 6:55 am

Taiga x Gil

Daughter: Hey , theres a talent contest at school next week

Taiga: :shock: So what you gonna do?

Gil: Maybe you should try showing those mongrels your "gate"

Daughter: huh? I don't even know how to use it.....

Taiga: okay , daddy and i will be teaching you so watch and listen carefully

Daughter: Alright! <3

Taiga: Here i go , GAO

Gil: FOR THE MONGRELS!!!

Daughter: hmm , i think i got it now

Daughter: now its my turn , hiiiyaaa!!!

Shirou: .....so noisy......i....need....more....sleep.....
"You sit proudly in this cave , like a Queen of Egypt.
In my service to you , I shall never know rest.
To prove my devotion , I have stolen this ostentatious offering.
But I'll show you things your dark blue eye haven't seen , smiles like a lake in the sun , blossoming like a lotus."
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Unread postby Kikuchi » February 1st, 2009, 6:58 am

Xamdou : epoch win. :D
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Unread postby HeartCard » February 1st, 2009, 7:43 am

I lol'd so hard at those pictures.
And then I frowned because I actually recognized that I know too much animu...
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Unread postby spathi » February 1st, 2009, 1:23 pm

HeartCard wrote:I lol'd so hard at those pictures.
And then I frowned because I actually recognized that I know too much animu...


good for you, I have absolutely no idea where those came from

still epic though :lol:

OT
you BMW right? I seem to remember seeing your name at the seiha forums
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Unread postby HeartCard » February 1st, 2009, 8:06 pm

Off-Topic would be more "On-Topic" at this point in the topic.
But yes, I'm playing BMW. Didn't play before because I couldn't ever find
the first CD to buy.

Now NO MOAR OFFTOPIC.

MOAR CHILD TRAUMATIZING!
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Unread postby Arata Arawnell » February 12th, 2009, 4:52 am

Lol Lemme try!!

Shirou and Saber's Kid.

Kid: Mommy, why does dad like getting beat up so much when you practice?

Saber: I think he's secretely a masochist and is enjoying it.

Kid: What's a masokist?

Saber:.....

Kid: Mommy?

Saber: Uh, someone that likes getting hurt.

Kid: But mommy, people are in pain when they hurt!

Saber: *Facepalmjpg* Nao where have I heard that before?

*Flashback*

Shirou: "People die when they are killed..!"

_______________________________________

Shirou and Rin Kid.

*One day*

Kid: Mommy, why did you marry daddy?

Rin: Well hun... When he was younger, he was a big masochist that considered women the weaker race and that all women should be treated like fine china and not let them do anything. He made dumb choices and thought he could do thing's he couldn't, and in the end, he was still useless =]. I guess you could say he was very sexist.

Kid: O.o Then why did you marry daddy?

Rin: He's the main character, so what choice do I have :x?

_____________

Berserker and Illya's child.
*Illya died at childbirth*

Child: "_______"

Berserker: "______________"

Child: "________________________"

Berserker: *Shifts uncomfertably*

Child: *Stare*

Berserker: "RAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUWR"

Child: "RAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUWR"

Berserker: *Smile*


(Couldn't think of anything)
_____________

Arata and Saber's Child.

*Shopping at a doll house*

Kid: "DADDY! I want this Tiger dollie!!"

Arata: "Nyaaa, No! Go ask your mother."

*Saber has a lion doll in her hand*

Kid: "Mommie! Can I pweeze have this cute dollie?" *Shoves the Lion doll out of her hand and shows her the Tiger doll*

*She stares at her child then quietly walks to the fallen Lion doll*

Kid: "Mommy?"

*Saber raises up from the bent position, still facing away from her child, then suddenly, she looks back at her child, a fire in her eyes.*

Kid: !!! *Sensing hostility towards tiger* "TIGERS ARE BETTER!"

SABER: !!! *Feeling her daughter's passion* "NOOOOOO!!!"

*Both girl's go aflame, fire dancing around them, A tiger and a lion at the backs of each representative, Two loud roars erupt from the two*

Arata: *Running in the middle of them* "Looookieee!!! I found a cute Elephant!!! AAAIIIIIEEEE!"

*Both girl's stop and stare at Husband/Father*

Arata: Wut? =O

Saber and child: *Both glance at each other's eyes already knowing what to do.*

Arata: "Uh... You girl's are scaring me!" *Holding the elephant doll tightly*

*Both females run to each other and lock arms, then, run to the exhusband/father and trip him forward, into the waiting interlocked arms of the women, delivering a fierce blow. After the execution of the tag team, both women start to beat the candy out of the elephant, all the while holding their doll's.*

Arata: *Dead*

Saber and child: *They both stop and stare lovingly into each other's eyes.*

Kid: "Mommy!" *With tear's of acceptance in her eyes*

Saber: "My daughter!" *With tear's of love in her eyes.*

*Both women interlock their arm's and walk towards the cash register, stepping on the fallen man. The lion and the tiger both are smiling, Sharing a common interest at last.*

Arata: *Still dead*

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Unread postby Kid-Wolf » February 12th, 2009, 6:31 am

All I can say is the Shirou and Saber one was a total win.
- Finding my way through this garden is rather unbearable, but if it is to keep the one I adore company I will endure it for her sake, and her sake alone.
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