Ataraxia wrote:*peeks at the post*
uhm.. hello just a newbie here.
i lol about the lancer and garcher.
how about doing a saber and rin?? >;3
*embarassed and runs for his life*
Gawd you had to say something now my mind just can't stop thinking about it so here ya go. Have fun and laugh your ass off.
Saber and Rin
*Saber, Rin and thier 16 year old Daughter are sitting around a table*
Daughter: So who is my father and which one of you is my mother?
Rin: father huh, that low down wimp of a man who can never say no.
Saber: stop that Rin we need to tell her the truth.
Rin: Fine but don't expect me to talk about that fool of a man.
Daughter: Who are you talking about?
Saber: His name was Emiya Shirou and he was a magus.
Daughter: Just like mother Rin?
Rin: No way was he like me. Just because he could make a sword appear in mid air did not make him a magus.
Saber: Well 16 years ago me and Shirou were fighting in a war between 7 magus's.
Daughter: i remember you talking about that war. weren't you a servent in that war?
Saber: Yes and Shirou was my master in the war. Unfortunetly Shirou was unable to summon me properly.
Rin: Saber didn't have enough mana to use all of her abilities.
Saber: Well we got into a real nasty fight but we were able to get away for the night. I needed mana and Rin was with us
and knew a way.
Daughter: And how was that?
Rin: You've gone through sex education right?
Daughter: Yeah why?
Rin: Whats the most concetrated piece of life force that a man can give?
Daughter: Your kidding right?
Daughter: So Shirou is my father?
Daughter: So what happened to shirou?
Rin: He turned gay and is living with Gilgamesh on the roof.