What will they tell the kids...(Spoilers obviously)

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Re: What will they tell the kids...(Spoilers obviously)

Unread postby Loki Fenrisulf IV » June 20th, 2009, 1:55 am

Kid: Dad, dad, am I addopted?
Lancer: Of course not!
Kid: So did myy mom leave one of you guys?
Archer: No! Why do you ask?
Kid: My friends say that people are born from a man and a woman, but you are both men...
Lancer: Oh, that. Actually, you weren't born, you were created.
Archer: Yeah. Since we are both so GAR, we thought of using magic to create an hibrid of us that would be the GARest person ever. Combining Lancer's runes and my UBW, we created someone with Lancer's physical abilities and my ability to regenerate and create swords from my bones.
Kid: Wow! That's me?
Lancer: No!
Archer: That's Wolverine! We created you because we were bored after finishing him!


Kid: Daddy, why am I a furry?
Gilgamesh: If my son is going to be a mongrel, he is going to be of the purest breed on both sides! I even have the pedigree certificate for your mother under a roof tile here somewhere...


Kid: Dad, why did you marry mommy?
Shirou: Well, actually I had many better choices, so I don't know either...
Rin: Shirou!
Shirou: But I know your mother married me because she met my GAR self from the future!
Rin: Shirou!


Kid: Dad, mommy ate my friend again!
Shirou: No! No eating people! Bad Sakura! *hits her with a broom*
Dark Sakura: *hiss...*


Kid: Dad, how was I born?
Shirou: Well, when a man and a woman love each other, the woman get the ability to summon a mana-eating dragon, who attacks the man and causes him extreme pain.
Kid: What?
Saber: Well, that's what happened in the anime version at least.


I wanted to try...
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Re: What will they tell the kids...(Spoilers obviously)

Unread postby Chaos Chaud » June 20th, 2009, 2:13 am

Good, man. I specially liked the Archer/Lancer one :lol:
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"Drown in your ideals and die" -GARcher
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Re: What will they tell the kids...(Spoilers obviously)

Unread postby ReidE96 » July 15th, 2009, 9:46 pm

Loki Fenrisulf IV wrote:Saber: Well, that's what happened in the anime version at least.

I literally laughed out loud at that line XD The Archer and Lancer bit rocked too. "No! That's Wolverine! We created you because we were bored after finishing him!" And well played on the roof tile. We all know it's canon that Gilgamesh lives on Shirou's roof.
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Re: What will they tell the kids...(Spoilers obviously)

Unread postby Ataraxia » July 28th, 2009, 3:35 am

*peeks at the post*

uhm.. hello just a newbie here.

i lol about the lancer and garcher.

how about doing a saber and rin?? >;3

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Re: What will they tell the kids...(Spoilers obviously)

Unread postby Oolinthu » July 28th, 2009, 4:29 am

There probably is one, though I don't blame you for not wanting to search for it. I'd write one, but nothing good's coming to mind.
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Re: What will they tell the kids...(Spoilers obviously)

Unread postby Headron » July 30th, 2009, 2:08 pm

Ataraxia wrote:*peeks at the post*

uhm.. hello just a newbie here.

i lol about the lancer and garcher.

how about doing a saber and rin?? >;3

*embarassed and runs for his life*


Gawd you had to say something now my mind just can't stop thinking about it so here ya go. Have fun and laugh your ass off.

Saber and Rin

*Saber, Rin and thier 16 year old Daughter are sitting around a table*

Daughter: So who is my father and which one of you is my mother?

Rin: father huh, that low down wimp of a man who can never say no.

Saber: stop that Rin we need to tell her the truth.

Rin: Fine but don't expect me to talk about that fool of a man.

Daughter: Who are you talking about?

Saber: His name was Emiya Shirou and he was a magus.

Daughter: Just like mother Rin?

Rin: No way was he like me. Just because he could make a sword appear in mid air did not make him a magus.

Saber: Well 16 years ago me and Shirou were fighting in a war between 7 magus's.

Daughter: i remember you talking about that war. weren't you a servent in that war?

Saber: Yes and Shirou was my master in the war. Unfortunetly Shirou was unable to summon me properly.

Rin: Saber didn't have enough mana to use all of her abilities.

Saber: Well we got into a real nasty fight but we were able to get away for the night. I needed mana and Rin was with us
and knew a way.

Daughter: And how was that?

Rin: You've gone through sex education right?

Daughter: Yeah why?

Rin: Whats the most concetrated piece of life force that a man can give?

Daughter: Your kidding right?

Rin: Nope

Daughter: So Shirou is my father?

Saber: Yep

Daughter: So what happened to shirou?

Rin: He turned gay and is living with Gilgamesh on the roof.
Gilgamesh: Stupid MONGRELS forcing me to live on a roof for eternity.

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Re: What will they tell the kids...(Spoilers obviously)

Unread postby Ataraxia » July 31st, 2009, 8:37 am

WTF!!!! LOL!!! GIL AND SHIROU!!

that's new

Gil: Mongrel why me again

Shirou: dunno

Gil: faker now tries to fake his gender.

nice one dude X3

RIN RIN RIN!!!!!
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Re: What will they tell the kids...(Spoilers obviously)

Unread postby astalotte » April 21st, 2014, 10:18 pm

lol some 1 do a gill x saber alter
the saber alter from carnival phantasm - the awesome sadistic 1 not the scary 1 from heaven's feel :D pretty plz xc
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