What will they tell the kids...(Spoilers obviously)

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Unread post by Kid-Wolf » December 4th, 2008, 2:58 am

Hey I wouldn't mind seeing some Shirou and Karen, or any of the other male and female pairings here either.

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Unread post by Benawi » December 4th, 2008, 4:15 am

Shirou and Saber:

Kid: Mommy Daddy I want to hear a bedtime story!!!

Saber: Very well then, This is the tale of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table. Once upon a time.

Kid: Mommy I don't like this story, its boring.

Shirou*panicking*: Wait a second son don't you want to listen about the legendy hero known as the King of Knights???

Kid: No thats stupid i want to hear a story about space aliens and dinosaurs!!!

*In the background*

Shirou*still panicking*: Hold on Saber no need to get so angry.

Saber*Furious*How dare him!!! I'll show that son of ours something far more scary then some simple dinosaur!!!

Shirou:(gulp...)

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Unread post by Gumaster » December 4th, 2008, 4:24 am

Mkilbride wrote: she just seriously did a 360 on her personality half-way through and I didn't like it. :P
360 degrees? full circle..so she didnt change at all? :P

Saber: Do you like old fashioned legends?
Son: They're interesting but everyone knows they didn't actually happen

Saber: Shirou shirou! Our son just denied my existence ;_;

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Unread post by Watashimo » December 4th, 2008, 4:28 am

Lancer and Saber (XD, I thought of this when I was reminded of the scene in UBW where Lancer is teasing Saber).

Kid: Mom, Dad, I want to hear a story.

Lancer: Well, I know a story about the great hero Cu Chu-

Saber: The story of King Arthur is much more interesting, I'm sure he'd rather hear about that.

Lancer: I beg to differ, Cu Chulainn was an amazing hero who would easily beat King Arthur in any sort of battle.

Saber: Oh? I disagree, King Arthur ruled an entire country. Thats something beyond Cu Chulainn's abilities.

Kid: Umm..

Lancer: REALLY!? YOU WANT TO SETTLE THIS NOW!? King Arthur was destroyed by his so called country! At least Cu Chulainn died honorably!

Saber: WHAT!?!??! PREPARE YOURSELF LANCER!! EX-

Lancer: YOUR HEART IS MINE!!! GAE-

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Mkilbride wrote: she just seriously did a 360 on her personality half-way through and I didn't like it. :P
360 degrees? full circle..so she didnt change at all? :P

Saber: Do you like old fashioned legends?
Son: They're interesting but everyone knows they didn't actually happen

Saber: Shirou shirou! Our son just denied my existence ;_;
LOL!!!
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Unread post by gexer64 » December 4th, 2008, 5:03 am

inferno_flamex wrote:you guys are taking out the fun in these scenarios.. By limiting the parents to be Shirou and Rin/Sakura only just for the sake that 'servents cant have kids'... You're going to have less and less people coming here with their ideas...

Its meant to be a joke section.. So ease of the seriousness and realism will ya?
I had a pairing of shinji and gil.

SO WHAT IF IT'S NOT FUNNY!?

WHAT AM I TO YOU?! A CLOWN?! DO I NEED TO MAKE YOU LAUGH WITH THE SELTZER AND PIE?!

/end rant

taiga: Hey I think there's something wrong with our baby. He doesn't cry.....

Assassin: You put the diaper on the wrong end......

Yes dead baby jokes....

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Unread post by Raitei » December 4th, 2008, 5:33 am

Benawi wrote:
inferno_flamex wrote:you guys are taking out the fun in these scenarios.. By limiting the parents to be Shirou and Rin/Sakura only just for the sake that 'servents cant have kids'... You're going to have less and less people coming here with their ideas...

Its meant to be a joke section.. So ease of the seriousness and realism will ya?
Agreed. So far in my mind the servant pairs have been the funniest as of yet. Since when was Realism needed for lulz?
when servants have kids...
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oh and as a sidenote, the case may be different with saber, since she's still alive... who knows? she might end up pregnant when she woke up from the dream. :)
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Unread post by gexer64 » December 4th, 2008, 5:37 am

Raitei wrote: oh and as a sidenote, the case may be different with saber, since she's still alive... who knows? she might end up pregnant when she woke up from the dream. :)
Isn't that a bad thing? Since she'll die as she wakes up?
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Unread post by Kid-Wolf » December 4th, 2008, 5:48 am

Strangely enough I want to read that full manga. Well I best go and look for it then.

Very nice I must say Raitei.

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Unread post by Watashimo » December 4th, 2008, 6:38 am

Lol at the doujin! Thats great. Especially the part where Sakura says the darkness made her pregnant and Rin gives up.
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Unread post by NonExistence » December 4th, 2008, 6:42 am

meanwhile, castor's crying in the background because she got completely skipped...
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Unread post by BlackTornado » December 4th, 2008, 6:49 am

she's not... its in the second page
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Unread post by nanaya_shinya » December 4th, 2008, 6:52 am

What's the title of that doujin again? (just woke up)
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Unread post by Gumaster » December 4th, 2008, 6:52 am

NonExistence wrote:meanwhile, castor's crying in the background because she got completely skipped...
make a thread like this in the tsuki section and sacchin can join her =D

caster: how did this happen ;_;
shirou: how did this happen o.O
child: \_(o.O)_/ Don't ask me

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Unread post by Raitei » December 4th, 2008, 9:40 am

gexer64 wrote:
Raitei wrote: oh and as a sidenote, the case may be different with saber, since she's still alive... who knows? she might end up pregnant when she woke up from the dream. :)
Isn't that a bad thing? Since she'll die as she wakes up?
dunno. most likely she'll survive if she has something to protect; her death is like padme amidala's : she has nothing left to keep her will to live. :)

pregnant servants... :)
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Unread post by gexer64 » December 4th, 2008, 2:20 pm

I thought she died from her wounds.....

Then again why am I asking you? Someone obsessed with saber wouldn't want her to die. :D
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Unread post by BlackTornado » December 4th, 2008, 2:34 pm

at least the original legend said that Arthur died from his wounds cos he's too arrogant to carry along the sheath of Excalibur
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Unread post by Raitei » December 4th, 2008, 2:34 pm

gexer64 wrote:I thought she died from her wounds.....
with her ability to keep her alive even after berserker slashed her torso? and prana burst? c'mon, be creative man. saber simply "died" because she wants to see the continuation of the dream. or maybe because shirou's word is still lingering on his mind...

speaking of which,

shirou & saber's kid (since this famous line is from fate)

kid : *playing with a knife*
shirou : hey that's dangerous! who told you to play with this thing?
kid : me wants... me wants to play...
shirou : no. remember son, people die when they are killed.
kid : uh-huh.

several days later...

kid : daddy look what I found!
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shirou : ...
D:

saber : *chuckles* you shouldn't have said that, shirou. all the animes have turned against you.
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Unread post by gexer64 » December 4th, 2008, 2:47 pm

Kid: What does gar mean?
Caster:..... Go ask daddy.

Kid: daddy what's gar?
Kuzuki:... let me show you
Kuzuki beats up assassin and gets slashed in the process.

Kuzuki: that's gar.
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Unread post by Mkilbride » December 4th, 2008, 2:47 pm

No, it's quite clear she died, as she was mortal at that point, not a heroic spirit and she did not have the sheath. Face it you Saberphile, she'd die either way.

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Unread post by gexer64 » December 4th, 2008, 2:50 pm

Mkilbride wrote:No, it's quite clear she died, as she was mortal at that point, not a heroic spirit and she did not have the sheath. Face it you Saberphile, she'd die either way.
some time later....

Shirou: I PLAY MONSTER REBORN!
Saber returns!

Rider: I brought cookies!
Archer: I have decided to just get over my problems.
Rin: Sorry for being such a jerk.
Sakura: I am over killing those people.
Berserker: ..... (can't say anything)
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