Solution to making the H-scenes less awkward, more fun!

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Atriel
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Unread post by Atriel » November 7th, 2008, 3:08 am

I actually thought abscess was serious for a moment. :roll:
The words grotesque, membranes, member, foaming (FOAMING), and blood-congested are all used within 3 horrible sentences. This cannot be allowed to continue.
That part completely killed that scene for me. It's just... ugh.

And the "ejaculating my organs" WTF?!

...

Sounds painful.

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Unread post by Nerroth » November 7th, 2008, 3:54 am

Oh, I forgot to add - if writing your own, consider using slightly... different music.

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Unread post by abscess » November 7th, 2008, 4:06 am

Atriel wrote:I actually thought abscess was serious for a moment. :roll:
:lol: That's what I tried to do! yay for me!
Atriel wrote:
The words grotesque, membranes, member, foaming (FOAMING), and blood-congested are all used within 3 horrible sentences. This cannot be allowed to continue.
That part completely killed that scene for me. It's just... ugh.

And the "ejaculating my organs" WTF?!
...
Sounds painful.
Oh yeah! How could I forget those! I was perplexed for a minute with that one!
FSN H-scenes are sure full of mood-killers. Not only in the H-scenes, but also in ArchervsShirou scene in UBW. I'll quote the scene:
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was all I could say.... What a way to kill the moment....
"I settled for that shriek. Those dull vacant eyes... oiled cabbage stench of her...! [...] You know what? I'm sorry if I'm not gonna do this the way you want me to or the way you might. But I will not make an angel out of someone who wasn't an angel...!" -Chief Tyrol, on his beloved wife.
Have you heard about the saying that goes something like "drunk people and kids tell no lies"? Well, that's just a fallacy.

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Unread post by Maes » November 7th, 2008, 5:19 am

nobaka wrote:I don't think you can ever make this scene less awkward. (HF)

The words grotesque, membranes, member, foaming (FOAMING), and blood-congested are all used within 3 horrible sentences. This cannot be allowed to continue.
Ya know, I was thinking you were kidding about the 3 sentences thing... it appears you weren't.... Why, God, why? :x
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Unread post by TakaJun » November 7th, 2008, 9:53 am

Best way to make the Hscene less awkward... press ctrl :D

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Unread post by NightFoxXIII » November 9th, 2008, 7:13 am

gexer64 wrote:Watch an episode of Iron Chef with sea food.
Oh god... you'll never see the same way with food EVER again.

Lol, THANKS TYPE-MOON!

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Unread post by Unkind » November 9th, 2008, 7:47 am

The h scenes in FSN at least make sense, i dunno i've tried other ero games, and it's usually like the entire game (which is a pretty stupid game). Didn't mind them so much in fsn.

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Unread post by Atriel » November 9th, 2008, 5:26 pm

Because those are porn with plot :lol:

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Unread post by BloodRivers » November 9th, 2008, 5:42 pm

I actually like that 'pursuing minds' theme played during some of the scenes... :oops:


:lol: I challenge someone to play that music on loop in the background the next time they're with their 'other' and see how that works out.

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