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Unread postby supremehyren » March 25th, 2008, 9:30 pm

Really? I thought the english dub was a shining example of good translation. Honestly, when its already in english to begin with, proper procedure dictates shredding it to pieces and reforming it as a weak, decrepit version of its old self.

/unlimited bitter sarcasm works/
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Unread postby Chunky-MonkeyLOL » March 25th, 2008, 9:38 pm

The dub sucked more horse shit than a crack whore high on meth.
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Unread postby inferno_flamex » March 26th, 2008, 7:45 am

supremehyren wrote:Really? I thought the english dub was a shining example of good translation. Honestly, when its already in english to begin with, proper procedure dictates shredding it to pieces and reforming it as a weak, decrepit version of its old self.

/unlimited bitter sarcasm works/


I understand what you're trying to say about a 'good translation'. But keep in mind that this is a poem...
of Archer/Shirou's life...
that when spoken, is a trigger to UBW.

Its a poem to himself... Not a lengthy motivational speech towards the opponent. XD

And poems tend to have been 'cut up' and sometimes have stupid grammar problems sometimes, but its because of the writer wants it that way.. XDDD


I am what that contradicts myself.
Life is my inspiration, and Death is my goal.
We have lived among a thousand different fates.
Unknown to right.
Nor known to wrong.
Have withstood self to see me as many others do.
Yet our thoughts shall never conclude anything.
So as we pray, "Unlimited Contradictionary Works"...
"When a petanko hugs you, she's hugging closer to her heart"...
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"There is no greater love, between a boy and his pillow"
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Unread postby Khaotix » March 26th, 2008, 7:51 am

I am the bone of my pig
Meat is my body, and sauce is my blood
I have created over a thousand recipes
Unknown to grill
Nor known to plate
Have withstood fires to fill many stomaches
Yet, those knives, will never cut anything
So, as I eat "Unlimited Pork Works"
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Unread postby flurk » March 26th, 2008, 4:08 pm

sigh.. i hate levelling in wow

I am the bone of my [Whirlwind Axe].
Steel is my body, and Rage is my blood.
I have suffered over a thousand deaths.
Unknown to hit,
Nor known to crit,
Have withstood frustration to gain many levels..
Yet this toon will never reach level 70.
And so, as I grind..
UNLIMITED BOREDOM WORKS
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King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
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Unread postby supremehyren » March 26th, 2008, 10:45 pm

No! The odd grammar is the heart of unlimited blade works! There is no 'problem'. Anyways, my main problem with the dub is how long and annoying the sentences are.

Anyways, mou ikkai.

I am the bone of my eroge.
Shrooms are my body, and eggplant is my blood.
I have created over a thousand fans.
Unknown to Tsukihime anime.
Nor known to Tsukihime 2.
Have withstood pain to write many wonders.
Yet these hands will never release a Sacchin route.
So as I pray, 'unlimited Nasu works'.
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Unread postby randomanon? » March 27th, 2008, 2:15 am

supremehyren wrote:No! The odd grammar is the heart of unlimited blade works! There is no 'problem'. Anyways, my main problem with the dub is how long and annoying the sentences are.

Anyways, mou ikkai.

I am the bone of my eroge.
Shrooms are my body, and eggplant is my blood.
I have created over a thousand fans.
Unknown to Tsukihime anime.
Nor known to Tsukihime 2.
Have withstood pain to write many wonders.
Yet these hands will never release a Sacchin route.
So as I pray, 'unlimited Nasu works'.


win!
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Unread postby Chunky-MonkeyLOL » March 27th, 2008, 3:05 am

Mmmm, shrooms. Hmmm I think I should make an Unlimited Shroom Works...
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Unread postby Benny1 » March 27th, 2008, 3:50 am

I am the bone of my bullets.
Butterflies are my body, and lasers are my blood.
I have captured over a thousand spellcards.
Unaware of density.
Nor aware of speed.
Withstood pain to graze many bullets.
Waiting for more games.
I have no regrets, I must dodge more.
My whole life was "Unlimited Danmaku Works."

I have always used...

Well, I never thought out full chants, but for Akiha

My whole life was "Unlimited Hair Works."

for Nanaya

So as I pray "Nanaya."

Kinda like his last arc.
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Unread postby Stifler » March 27th, 2008, 10:21 am

supremehyren wrote:I am the bone of a vertebrate.
Flesh is my body and red cells are my blood.
I have lived over a thousand days.
Unknown to simile.
Nor known to metaphor.
Have withstood pain when hurt sometimes.
Yet these words will be exactly as they sound.
So as I type, "unlimited literal works".

English Dub:

I am the bones and marrow of an animal with a backbone.
Flesh is what my body is made of, and cells are what is coursing through my blood.
I have lived for over a thousand days.
Unknown to simile.
Nor known to metaphor.
Many times I have withstood enourmous pain when getting hurt in scattered instances throughout my life.
And yet those words that have been heard so much will still mean exactly what they sound like.
So as I type now, I type on this keyboard, "unlimited literal works".


This certainly did make my day.
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Unread postby Catastrophe » March 27th, 2008, 1:45 pm

I am the banging of my head
filled is my ipod, loud are its earbuds
I have beaten up over a thousand emos
Unknown to Rap
Nor known to Punk
Have withstood throat pains to sing loud in many concerts
Yet i will never be granted a backstage pass
So as I pray. 'Unlimited Metal Works'
"We want a game that's going to chop us the second we screw around, or just flatten us at its whim... until we finally beat it. They demand more of us, and we rise to the occasion because we're that good. And that feels good. And that's why we game."
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Unread postby Defiance » March 29th, 2008, 4:00 pm

I am the mug of my beer.
Dead is my liver, on fire is my blood.
I've drunk over a thousand bottles.
Unknown to be sober.
Nor known to be sane.
Have withstood nausea to drink many crates.
Yet, my brain will never hold anything else.
So as I pray, "Unlimited Beer Works.
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Unread postby inferno_flamex » March 29th, 2008, 6:58 pm

Catastrophe wrote:I am the banging of my head
filled is my ipod, loud are its earbuds
I have beaten up over a thousand emos
Unknown to Rap
Nor known to Punk
Have withstood throat pains to sing loud in many concerts
Yet i will never be granted a backstage pass
So as I pray. 'Unlimited Metal Works'


ROFL!!! I hear ya! XDDD
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Unread postby Sharm » April 1st, 2008, 5:58 am

I am the Red Braver
Kendo is my path and anime is what I adore
I have defeated many opponents for my team
Unknown to defeat
Nor known to poor sportsmanship
Have withstood frustration to overcome the ascension stance
I am not alone, my team will have my back
So as I release, "Tama style: Atomic Fire Blade thrust!"
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Unread postby AddleBoy » April 1st, 2008, 1:16 pm

Sharm wrote:I am the Red Braver
Kendo is my path and anime is what I adore
I have defeated many opponents for my team
Unknown to defeat
Nor known to poor sportsmanship
Have withstood frustration to overcome the ascension stance
I am not alone, my team will have my back
So as I release, "Tama style: Atomic Fire Blade thrust!"


Curse you, Blade Braver!
Then you realize... That there is no loli. And it's not the loli you're molesting, it's yourself.
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Unread postby Sharm » April 1st, 2008, 7:28 pm

AddleBoy wrote:
Sharm wrote:I am the Red Braver
Kendo is my path and anime is what I adore
I have defeated many opponents for my team
Unknown to defeat
Nor known to poor sportsmanship
Have withstood frustration to overcome the ascension stance
I am not alone, my team will have my back
So as I release, "Tama style: Atomic Fire Blade thrust!"


Curse you, Blade Braver!



Lol, here's another Bamboo Blade parody for ya

I am the Black Braver within the Pink Braver
Sadism is my nature and Dan-kun is my love
I have struck my opponents countless times
Unknown to victory
Nor known to any valid strikes
Have withstood training from the Green Braver to defeat Carrie's double sword
Dan-kun doesn't look like an armadillo, pangolin is what he is
My entire life was "Endless Pangolin Love"

And I'll be posting more of these as soon as I can think em lol
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Unread postby Kiraiya » April 2nd, 2008, 1:55 am

I am the racer of my Grand Prix
Speed is my life and drifting is my blood
I have won over a thousand F-Zeros
Unknown to loss
Nor known to personal gain
Have withstood many G's to win
Yet my hands will never know defeat
So as I pray "FAAAAAAAAAAALLLCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOON PAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUNCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!"
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Unread postby Catastrophe » April 2nd, 2008, 2:46 am

/*sorry for this post, but couldn't resist the urge*/

I am the headache of atheists
white was my smoke, [help me finish <.<]
Had given over a thousand masses
Unknown to [help me finish <.<]
Nor known to [help me finish <.<]
have withstood jokes from all over the world
yet, I will reign until death (to a few)
so as I pray "UNLIMITED CROSS WORKS!!!"
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Unread postby Kiraiya » April 2nd, 2008, 2:50 am

Catastrophe wrote:/*sorry for this post, but couldn't resist the urge*/

I am the headache of atheists
white was my smoke, [help me finish <.<]
Had given over a thousand masses
Unknown to [help me finish <.<]
Nor known to [help me finish <.<]
have withstood jokes from all over the world
yet, I will reign until death (to a few)
so as I pray "UNLIMITED CROSS WORKS!!!"


lol der Deutsche Papst...
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Unread postby AddleBoy » April 2nd, 2008, 2:51 am

I am the Hero of the Triforce/Time/Wind/Twilight/etc.
Green is my tunic, and Hyrulian is my blood
I have survived over a thousand dungeons
Unknown to unlockable doors
Nor known to impossible puzzles
Have withstood pain to slay many Ganons
Yet, this legend will never truly have an end.
So, as I journey: "Unlimited Link Works"
Then you realize... That there is no loli. And it's not the loli you're molesting, it's yourself.
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