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Unread post by drizzt_rocks » March 4th, 2008, 1:25 pm

the installer will turn ubw into a fps and it will have greater graphics and physics than crysis on very high on vista

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Unread post by Einherjar » March 4th, 2008, 1:28 pm

drizzt_rocks wrote:the installer will turn ubw into a fps and it will have greater graphics and physics than crysis on very high on vista
On a Commodore 64.
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Unread post by Enerccio » March 4th, 2008, 1:40 pm

The installer will be so great that it will uncensor whole game!

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Unread post by flurk » March 4th, 2008, 2:04 pm

Slate wrote:The installer was done months ago. Message is just waiting for the rage to reach maximum level before he releases it.
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Unread post by Raitei » March 4th, 2008, 2:09 pm

the installer is so great that it will allow dual OS on one computer ( e.g. mac and windows at the same time ), install the latest antivirus, anti-spyware, anti-malware and stuffs.

oh, even upgrade your processor into pentium octa-core ( 8 cores ) 5ghz.
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Unread post by Ciel » March 4th, 2008, 2:34 pm

The installer is so awesome it'll install both remaining routes, and aside from that also the finished beta of Duke Nukem Forever, even if you didn't want it.

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Unread post by Showsni » March 4th, 2008, 2:37 pm

With the release of the installer, the world entered a new age of peace and enlightenment. Wars became a thing of the past, famine and disease were eradicated, and people lived together in harmony, enjoying English translations of Visual Novels. Unfortunately, as time passed and people became ever more peaceful, they were completely unprepared when the earth was attacked from space. After the global disarmament the invading alien forces found it easy to subjugate the world, slaying half the popultaion and selling the survivors into slavery. Forced to toil in their new alien overlords foul sweatshops and factories, the remaining humans' spirits were crushed. Many people were forced to fight to the death in gladiatorial contests for the amusement of their new masters, and the earthlings were routinely culled to prevent an uprising. However, all hope was not lsot. A few brave humans managed to gather together in secret, and pinpointed the release of the installer as the time when humanity became doomed, and its fighting spirit quelled. Having survived the slaughter of most of the earth's people, Message was amongst this group, and he took it upon himself to fix the problem he had inadvertently created. A last struggle against the aliens was staged, with the massed forces of humanity, armed with little more than rocks and sticks, hurling itself against the alien death rays, and being destroyed in their thousands; yet this desperate attack was merely a diversion, whilst Message crept into the alien scientist's laboratories. Stealing the prototype for a time machine, he activated the device and transported himself into the past, our present day. Finding and assassinating his younger self, he took his place, his sole mission being to prevent the release of the installer, and thus to save the world.

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Unread post by Einherjar » March 4th, 2008, 3:09 pm

Showsni wrote:With the release of the installer, the world entered a new age of peace and enlightenment. Wars became a thing of the past, famine and disease were eradicated, and people lived together in harmony, enjoying English translations of Visual Novels. Unfortunately, as time passed and people became ever more peaceful, they were completely unprepared when the earth was attacked from space. After the global disarmament the invading alien forces found it easy to subjugate the world, slaying half the popultaion and selling the survivors into slavery. Forced to toil in their new alien overlords foul sweatshops and factories, the remaining humans' spirits were crushed. Many people were forced to fight to the death in gladiatorial contests for the amusement of their new masters, and the earthlings were routinely culled to prevent an uprising. However, all hope was not lsot. A few brave humans managed to gather together in secret, and pinpointed the release of the installer as the time when humanity became doomed, and its fighting spirit quelled. Having survived the slaughter of most of the earth's people, Message was amongst this group, and he took it upon himself to fix the problem he had inadvertently created. A last struggle against the aliens was staged, with the massed forces of humanity, armed with little more than rocks and sticks, hurling itself against the alien death rays, and being destroyed in their thousands; yet this desperate attack was merely a diversion, whilst Message crept into the alien scientist's laboratories. Stealing the prototype for a time machine, he activated the device and transported himself into the past, our present day. Finding and assassinating his younger self, he took his place, his sole mission being to prevent the release of the installer, and thus to save the world.
Epic.

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Unread post by Shikiller » March 4th, 2008, 4:37 pm

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Unread post by Einherjar » March 4th, 2008, 4:42 pm

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Unread post by A.R.C.C. » March 4th, 2008, 4:54 pm

The installer will animate UBW, HF, and F/HA.
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Unread post by Hyperbeast » March 4th, 2008, 6:58 pm

-[J1N]- wrote:
Message wrote:This installer... is an eyesore.
I think it might be a bit of a nose-sore as well from the look of it =P.
I don't get it.
Rynax wrote:2. The Installer will bring your computer to life. Depending on how you've treated it, she will be tsundere, yandere, loli, magical girl, or imouto.
I don't want any of those...

The installer will prompt Nasu to send mirror moon a cease and desist order. Nasu will then release the Sacchin route and Tsukihime 2 out of spite.

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Unread post by WingZero » March 4th, 2008, 9:05 pm

The installer will come with the HF route patch.

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Unread post by Enerccio » March 4th, 2008, 9:09 pm

WingZero wrote:The installer will come with the HF route patch.
GTFO from my /b/... err... mirrormoon! :lol:

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Unread post by DarkEyes » March 4th, 2008, 9:15 pm

Showsni wrote:With the release of the installer, the world entered a new age of peace and enlightenment. Wars became a thing of the past, famine and disease were eradicated, and people lived together in harmony, enjoying English translations of Visual Novels. Unfortunately, as time passed and people became ever more peaceful, they were completely unprepared when the earth was attacked from space. After the global disarmament the invading alien forces found it easy to subjugate the world, slaying half the popultaion and selling the survivors into slavery. Forced to toil in their new alien overlords foul sweatshops and factories, the remaining humans' spirits were crushed. Many people were forced to fight to the death in gladiatorial contests for the amusement of their new masters, and the earthlings were routinely culled to prevent an uprising. However, all hope was not lsot. A few brave humans managed to gather together in secret, and pinpointed the release of the installer as the time when humanity became doomed, and its fighting spirit quelled. Having survived the slaughter of most of the earth's people, Message was amongst this group, and he took it upon himself to fix the problem he had inadvertently created. A last struggle against the aliens was staged, with the massed forces of humanity, armed with little more than rocks and sticks, hurling itself against the alien death rays, and being destroyed in their thousands; yet this desperate attack was merely a diversion, whilst Message crept into the alien scientist's laboratories. Stealing the prototype for a time machine, he activated the device and transported himself into the past, our present day. Finding and assassinating his younger self, he took his place, his sole mission being to prevent the release of the installer, and thus to save the world.
Fuck the world, I want the installer xD

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Unread post by DarkRedSky » March 4th, 2008, 9:36 pm

DarkEyes wrote:
Showsni wrote:With the release of the installer, the world entered a new age of peace and enlightenment. Wars became a thing of the past, famine and disease were eradicated, and people lived together in harmony, enjoying English translations of Visual Novels. Unfortunately, as time passed and people became ever more peaceful, they were completely unprepared when the earth was attacked from space. After the global disarmament the invading alien forces found it easy to subjugate the world, slaying half the popultaion and selling the survivors into slavery. Forced to toil in their new alien overlords foul sweatshops and factories, the remaining humans' spirits were crushed. Many people were forced to fight to the death in gladiatorial contests for the amusement of their new masters, and the earthlings were routinely culled to prevent an uprising. However, all hope was not lsot. A few brave humans managed to gather together in secret, and pinpointed the release of the installer as the time when humanity became doomed, and its fighting spirit quelled. Having survived the slaughter of most of the earth's people, Message was amongst this group, and he took it upon himself to fix the problem he had inadvertently created. A last struggle against the aliens was staged, with the massed forces of humanity, armed with little more than rocks and sticks, hurling itself against the alien death rays, and being destroyed in their thousands; yet this desperate attack was merely a diversion, whilst Message crept into the alien scientist's laboratories. Stealing the prototype for a time machine, he activated the device and transported himself into the past, our present day. Finding and assassinating his younger self, he took his place, his sole mission being to prevent the release of the installer, and thus to save the world.
Fuck the world, I want the installer xD

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Unread post by A.R.C.C. » March 4th, 2008, 9:39 pm

The installer will install magic circuits and a set of command spells on you. You will be able to choose from a list of heroic spirits so long, it will require a search engine. In fact, if it's on the Internet, it's summonable. And if it's not on the Internet, it's still summonable. You will be able to summon that girl you liked in fourth grade and never talked to. You will be able to summon the original servant that you just thought up on the spot. It's that comprehensive. And this goes without saying, but the ability to cast UBW will be automatically bundled with the magic circuit package.
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Unread post by WingZero » March 4th, 2008, 11:25 pm

Enerccio wrote:
WingZero wrote:The installer will come with the HF route patch.
GTFO from my /b/... err... mirrormoon! :lol:
Oh, and I was only half-joking on that one :wink:

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Unread post by ayadew » March 4th, 2008, 11:37 pm

Berserker is gar for the Installer.

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Unread post by Brizzle » March 5th, 2008, 12:06 am

The installer will cause a massive fire to break out in your neighborhood, leaving you orphaned. You will be saved from the inferno and adopted by a kind man who will eventually reveal to you that he is a magus, and upon hearing his story, you will vow to become a hero of justice.

Also, you won't die if you are killed.

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