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Unread post by ayadew » March 3rd, 2008, 8:24 am

Rynax wrote:
2. The Installer is so great that it went back in time to create Message to create itself.
Retsej wrote:The installer will be so easy to use, even Shirou will be able to understand it!
Haha, win

The installer is more moe than Sakura.

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Unread post by -[J1N]- » March 3rd, 2008, 8:47 am

ayadew wrote: The installer is more moe than Sakura.
That's REALLY stretching it now!
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Unread post by Henduluin » March 3rd, 2008, 9:07 am

The installer is so good it comes with a Sacchin route.
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Unread post by Slate » March 3rd, 2008, 9:24 am

The installer comes with a good Fate ending.

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Unread post by -[J1N]- » March 3rd, 2008, 9:43 am

The installer comes with an infinite loop of Mou Ikkai!
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Unread post by Slate » March 3rd, 2008, 9:47 am

The installer releases a UBW patch many years in the past when people were eagerly waiting for it when the unnecessary installer was being made.

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Unread post by Hyperbeast » March 3rd, 2008, 2:20 pm

The installer will change the game from a visual novel into an epic action/adventure game, with full voice acting and context sensitive attacks.
Unfortunately, no system will be able to handle the game until around 2017, explaining why it has not been released.

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Unread post by Enerccio » March 3rd, 2008, 2:22 pm

/a/non wrote:The UBW Installer is a particle accelerator and hadron collider located at CERN, near Geneva, Switzerland. Currently under construction, the Installer is scheduled to begin operation in May 2008. The Installer is expected to become the world's largest and highest-energy particle accelerator. The Installer is being funded and built in collaboration with over two thousand physicists from thirty-four countries as well as hundreds of universities and laboratories. When activated, it is theorized that the Installer will produce the elusive Higgs boson, the observation of which could confirm the predictions and 'missing links' in the Standard Model of physics and could explain how other elementary particles acquire properties such as mass. The verification of the existence of the Higgs boson would be a significant step in the search for a Grand Unified Theory, which seeks to unify three of the four fundamental forces: electromagnetism, the strong force, and the weak force. The Higgs boson may also help to explain why the remaining force, gravitation, is so weak compared to the other three forces. In addition to the Higgs boson, other theorized novel particles that might be produced, and for which searches are planned, include strangelets, micro black holes, magnetic monopoles and supersymmetric particles.
tl;dr

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Unread post by Animatus » March 3rd, 2008, 4:06 pm

The installer will actually install the English translation of Fate/Stay Night's Unlimited Blade Works route onto your computer for you to play.

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Unread post by ayadew » March 3rd, 2008, 5:18 pm

Animatus wrote:The installer will actually install the English translation of Fate/Stay Night's Unlimited Blade Works route onto your computer for you to play.
Impossible, that statement makes everything else in this thread seem realistic.

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Unread post by Message » March 3rd, 2008, 5:30 pm

The installer is so great, it will become a 4chan meme.

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Unread post by Anonymous # 9001 » March 3rd, 2008, 7:21 pm

Message wrote:The installer is so great, it will become a 4chan meme.
Image

(Obligatory, sorry, going back to /jp/ now...)

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Unread post by flurk » March 3rd, 2008, 7:28 pm

Animatus wrote:The installer will actually install the English translation of Fate/Stay Night's Unlimited Blade Works route onto your computer for you to play.
win.

What the UBW installer actually does is install a reality marble inside your computer.
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Unread post by Raven » March 3rd, 2008, 7:42 pm

So, look like everyone last string is fianlly snap heh. I can see the wait fianlly push the mind to the brink of isanity.

Message, if any of us has a mental breakdown it will live on your conscience.

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Unread post by Balcerzak » March 3rd, 2008, 8:00 pm

/a/non wrote:The UBW Installer is a particle accelerator and hadron collider located at CERN, near Geneva, Switzerland. Currently under construction, the Installer is scheduled to begin operation in May 2008. The Installer is expected to become the world's largest and highest-energy particle accelerator. The Installer is being funded and built in collaboration with over two thousand physicists from thirty-four countries as well as hundreds of universities and laboratories. When activated, it is theorized that the Installer will produce the elusive Higgs boson, the observation of which could confirm the predictions and 'missing links' in the Standard Model of physics and could explain how other elementary particles acquire properties such as mass. The verification of the existence of the Higgs boson would be a significant step in the search for a Grand Unified Theory, which seeks to unify three of the four fundamental forces: electromagnetism, the strong force, and the weak force. The Higgs boson may also help to explain why the remaining force, gravitation, is so weak compared to the other three forces. In addition to the Higgs boson, other theorized novel particles that might be produced, and for which searches are planned, include strangelets, micro black holes, magnetic monopoles and supersymmetric particles.
I had no idea I was working on the UBW Installer. :shock:

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Unread post by DrmChsr0 » March 3rd, 2008, 8:15 pm

The installer will do the following things:

*Solve World Hunger
*Solve the Energy Crisis
*Stop Global Warming
*Discover the M-theory
*Kill Shirou
*Make TakaJun translate HF faster
*run on a big stick/abacus/Charles Babbage/Toaster/ENIAC/PDP-1/Apple II/Commodore64
*Will have many references to strange and exotic animals in the place of certain words (aka the sex scenes)
*Make Caster happy (Not F/0's Caster, he was a pile of fail)
*Destroy Eric bauman
*Give me 10 bucks
*Give Ryuusoul 20 bucks
*summon Razor Ramon Sumitani to your current location
*provide free yaoi porn
*give TakaJun an imouto. No wait, make that multiple imouto.
*Make Message have strange thoughts about cows (no, not eating them)
*naked Caster pics (don't ask)
*Solve the issue of copyright infringement
*give everyone 3 extra inches (doesn't matter if you're male or female)

...and you don't want to know the rest..
That note.

That note. That note. That note. That note. That note. That note. That note. That note. That note. That note. That note. That note. That note. That note. That note. That note. That note. That note. That note. That note. That note. That note. That note. That note. That note. That note. That note.

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Unread post by Einherjar » March 3rd, 2008, 8:27 pm

The installer will translate UBW into English but still keeps Japanese while reducing the size by half.

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Unread post by Anonymous # 9001 » March 3rd, 2008, 8:52 pm

The installer will also install the translations of several TM VNs that have not even been released yet.

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Unread post by Chronowraith » March 3rd, 2008, 9:09 pm

-[J1N]- wrote:The installer comes with an infinite loop of Mou Ikkai!
wait a minute... that one's already happened!

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Unread post by DarkRedSky » March 3rd, 2008, 9:42 pm

The installer will brick your computer.

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